a Tiny Toon Adventures Fan Fiction Original
Who Gets Her?
The Time of Wonders, Part 3
written by Daniel Short (MWCW35D@Prodigy.com)

Note: I believe this will be a mini-series story so look out for a 
very long story ahead of you all.


	Many people are wondering whether or not "A Looney Beginning"
was  the actual beginning of Tiny Toon Adventures. Well for one thing, if it
was meant to be the beginning, introduce the entire cast. Well, I hope you
understand what I'm doing. This story introduces the new class of Acme
Looniversity. Enter the world of our next new student, Brad LePew
	Many people remember the incredibly stupid story, "Battle of the
Rich." Well folks, here's the real version. As it all begins during the same time
Bugs and Lola were married. Pepe LePew was reported missing. Rumor says
that he was no longer used for anything else in the land of tunes/toons. Wrong!
	He went to toon land of Paris to check on a cousin of his. Then he
knew that he would have a nephew. His cousin named the baby, Brad. They
named him Brad because of his looks as an american. Suddenly, Pepe's
cousin died of blood posioning. They never thought it would ever happen.
	Pepe decided to help Brad in america by moving to toon land of
Hollywood. Brad did many things on his own. He even knew the whole deal
of being a toon. When Brad was twelve, Pepe thought it was time to leave
Brad on his own. Good decission in Brad's case.
	Brad found out about secret e-mail address to famous stars in
Hollywood. The stars believed Brad would sell the address to everyone to get
famous, so they did the next best thing. The stars paid Brad as much as fifty
million for two months just to keep the address a very, very, very secret.
	When Brad turned sixteen, he decided to move in to Acme Acres to
be with his uncle. Well, the main reason was Acme Looniversity and the
mentioned name of one purple, beautiful female skunk. That's right! You
guessed it! Fifi LeFume.
	Our fellow is a little confused of his red and white fur. He wants to be
a little like his uncle so he combs and gets his hair cut that way. The young
man often believes just wearing a leather jacket is plain stupid. He decides to
wear a wool jacket. Plus, he carries with him a cowboy hat which was given
to him by one of the stars not to be told. I think I should start.
	"What a weird person Mr. Fudd is!" Bill and Jessica just walked out
of school. Bill talked about Fudd's work. " I'd like to hear your dad say,
'What a maroon.'"
	"I know." said Jessica. "Fudd needs to work on educating us instead
of making no sense when speaking."
	"I could still hear him now." said Bill. "He'd be going, 'You dirty
wabbit! I'll get you yet. Why does he say wabbit instead of rabbit?" The two
started laughing.
	"Boun jur, Bill and Jessica. How are ya doing?" Fifi just walked by as
the two stoped laugh about Fudd.
	"We're doing just fine as usual, Fifi." said Jessica. "In fact, I heard my
dad talking about Mr. LePew's nephew coming here soon."
	"Wait a minute." said Bill. "I never heard about Mr. LePew having a
nephew. When was this?"
	"Just yesterday when I got home." said Jessica. "Mom was on the
phone with Mr. LePew and they were talking about it."
	"Ya mean a male skunk, hunk coming zis way?" said Fifi. She jumped
for joy as she hoped home.
	"Wow." said Bill. "First, she thinks Furrball is a skunk, then Calamitiy,
now she gets to meet a real one. I wonder if she can control herself?"
	Bill was invited to have dinner with Jessica and her parents. They all
were on the one subject. Pepe LePew's nephew.
	"So how does he do in school?" said Bill, about to stuff his mouth with
carrots. "Is he smart?"
	"That's right." said Lola, Jessica's mom. "He's very smart, plus I heard
he very rich for some reason."
	"Personally I think he'll do fine as long as Montana Max stays on
vacation for a while." said Bugs, Jessica's dad. "Besides, what else could go
wrong when he comes?"
	"Hey, what are you three standing here for?" Babs said as she and
Buster arrived seeing Bill, Jessica, and Fifi near the enterance of the
Looniversity.
	"We're just awaiting for him." said Bill. "Remember what I told you
last night, Buster."
	"Oh yeah." said Buster. "LePew's nephew. We're now going to have
two rich brats I bet."
	"Me too." said Babs. "Rich people are nothing but a bunch of dirty
little, no brain brat!"
	"Actually, he's very smart." said Jessica. "He has a possiblity of
become a very successful graduate here."
	"Look!" said Fifi. "I see a limo. Could it be him?" The limo pulled up
to the front of the school. Stepped out was the red skunk himself, Brad.
	"Uncle better be right about the school being good for all that is
good." he said. "I don't want to end up going back to California."
	"Oh la la." Fifi whispered. "What a hunky hunk." Her eyes turned in to
hearts beating.
	"You better snap out of it." said Babs. "He's about to walk this way. "
The five started to act as if they didn't notice him coming. Brad looked up at
them.
	'They look smart.' he thought. 'Especially the two rabbits next to the...
hello, who do we have here?' He just spoted Fifi who was talking to Jessica
and Bill. 'Now that has to be the lovely gal uncle was talking about.' He just
got to hear her talk about Mr. Fudd. 'I'm very glad I'm part french cause that
gal IS from France.'
	"Hello over there!" he yelled. He got all five of them to pay attention
to him. "The name's Brad LePew! I was wondering if you'll can help me!"
	"Sure thing bud." said Bill. He looked at Fifi was started getting in to
her love moods. 'I bet she'll really help.' he thought.
	"Hey Bill, how is it going?" Hamton and Plucky just caught up with Bill
who was taking a reading break in the school park.
	"Hey ya'll," said Bill in his Texas voice. "Ya'll need to talk to me about
anything or something?"
	"It's really amazing how people become friends to new people so very
fast." said Plucky. Bill looked confused and returned to his normal voice.
	"What's your point, duck?" he said. He looked at Hamton, "So
Hammy, what's up with you?"
	"I was wondering where Fifi was." said Hamton. "I haven't seen her all
day or yesterday." Bill suddenly turned red.
	"Well Hammy," he said. "the only problem you might worry about her
is of the new student. You see, Mr. LePew's nephew arrived and he seems
attracted to her."
	"What?" said Hamton. Like Bill thought, Hamton was surprised.
"Where are they?" Bill turned pink.
	"I don't think you'll like it." said Bill. "But if you must know... oh
<sigh>... their in front of me by a about twenty feet."
	"I don't think we should have Hammy see those two together for a
very long time." said Bill. "He was super angry, you couldn't believe it."
	"So it's really that bad." said Buster. "I didn't think Hammy had it in
him. He was mostly kind to everyone."
	"Doesn't look like it any more." said Jessica. "This has been going on
for the past week and I'm glad you two weren't watching."
	"You're just so right, Jessica." said Babs. "But first I must ask Bill this.
Aren't your sisters going to try and bust in this room soon?"
	"It's spring, they're at Auntie Beth's." said Buster. "Part of the deal,
remember? Any way, we gotta think of some way to solve this problem."
Suddenly, there was knocking.
	"Bill!" said Bob, his father. "Don't forget to help Buster set up this
party you're doing because I don't want to see everyone coming in not
knowing what to do!"
	"Okay!" said Bill. Then he started to look like he had a plan. "Oh no!
The party will include everyone except Monty and Elmira! That includes those
three!"
	"Oh great!" said Babs. "Now what are we going to do about this
really huge problem now?"
	"Maybe it won't be a huge problem if think while we work." said
Jessica. "Let's set up this party which will soon be a riot."
	Like Bill said, everyone except Monty and Elmira came to the party.
For a while, Hamton didn't find Brad with or without Fifi. Bill found Brad and
went straight to him.
	"This place is going to turn in to a major riot like Los Angeles if
Hammy finds you!" he said.
	"Hamton J. Pig?!" asked Brad. "Why is this place going to turn in to a
riot if he finds me?!"
	"He's been watching you with Fifi!" said Brad. "He claims to be Fifi's
boyfriend and he's mad!" Then Brad stopped dancing.
	"Then let this place become riot if it must!" Brad said. "I only came to
dance, that's all!" That was until Fifi spoted him.
	"Brad!" she yelled. "Brad, I'm coming my little butter cup!" Hamton
heard those words and turned to see Fifi and Brad. Bill ran to Buster, Babs,
and Jessica.
	"Hammy has found them!" he yelled. "It's about to go up in major
smoke if we don't act now!"
	"Hold on for a minute!" said Jessica. "Like the plan goes, we don't act
until there really is a fight!" The music suddenly stop to hear Hamton, Brad,
and Fifi yell big time.
	"Hamton, he's just new!" said Fifi. "All I want to do is get to know him
a little better!"
	"Look pig!" said Brad. "Like she said, I'm new hear! There are times
when people have to excpet what is going on!"
	"Well this is not what I was really expecting!" Hamton screamed. "I'm
going to make sure you don't see her again." A fight went on as Fifi tried to
force them to stop.
	"I think it's time to go under way with the plan now, Jessie!" yelled
Bill. "Everyone is getting involved!"
	"Buster, Babs!" said Jessica. "Get ready because this place is about to
explode!" As it did. Buster pulled out his electric guitar. Babs and Jessica
pulled out all the speakers that was avalible. Bill crancked the volume until it
was beyond maximum. All four placed ear plug in their ears.
	"Ladies and gentlemen of this party!" said Buster. "Now it's time to
really party! 'Buster Bunny Style!'" He hit all the strings!
	Boom! Almost all the speakers blew up as the ultra loud noise blew
everyone, except Buster, Babs, Bill, and Jessica, rammed to the wall.
	"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
yelled Bill in the end. "That was some really fun rodeo!"
	Buster, Babs, Bill, and Jessica were the only ones who were healthy
at school the next day. Brad, Fifi, Hamton, and Plucky were dizzy while
everyone else were at the hospital. Brad and Hamton made up for what
haapened and took Brad's advice on you mkust except what happens at all
times.
	Well, that's it from Acme Looniversity for now. Come back when a
new student arrives. For now, let me return to my hard homework. Now that
hurts. 

This has been Part 3 of "The Time of Wonders Series." Please pick up
your trash as you exit and don't forget to write. Signed, Daniel Short.