Hiyeeee! /^.-\ I asked my brother to write me some Tiny Toon stories that I could draw, and he sent me these two. I think they're really neat! ^.^ I changed them a little bit ('cuz he said he sorta forgot how the characters talk), buuut....mostly it was his ideas. And also thanks to my other brother Terry for letting me borrow his computer for a while. ^.- Have fun reading them! (grin) ^,- Trish Tiny Toon Adventures -------------------------- "Two Heads are Better Than Three" by Jeffrey Miller (no email yet) and Trish Penner (trishp@ionet.net) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Scene of Buster and Babs on their way to school ] Babs - (points across the street) "Oh boyyy.....looky looky! Someone dropped some money on the ground....a ten dollar bill no less....(grin)." [ Babs whispers to Buster ] Babs - I'll just go see if it has a name on it. Buster - Good idea Babsy. [ Babs crosses the street and goes off camera...] Strange Voice - Aiyeeee!!!! Ha cha cha cha chaaaa!!! [ Buster's eyes widen as the strange voice echoes all around him. Just then, Babs walks back into view, holding the ten dollar bill in her hands.... stretching it, playing with it, and pretty much doing whatever she wants to with it ] Buster - Uhhh......Did you just hear somethin'? Babs - (coy grin, lilting cutely) Like what? Buster - That terrible voice... Babs - What did it sound like? (blinkblink) Buster - Well umm.... (rubs his chin in contemplation) it sorta sounded like.... [ Buster's face contorts into a shape only a mother could love ] Aiyeeeee!!! HA! cha cha cha chaaaaa!!! Babs - (looking verrry amused) Oh, yeah..? like that? Buster - Well um, sorta..... [ Babs just stares at Buster, like she suddenly has alllll the time in the world.... ] Buster - So, did you hear it? I mean, it was so loud that.....Babs? [ Babs perks her lips into an expression of pure amusement now, or nagginess... okay, maybe both. ^.- ] Babs - Nuh uh. [ Buster looks directly into the camera ] Buster - The plot thickens. [ Cut to - Plucky Duck carrying a notebook to school ] Plucky - Bah daa dee da dum.....ah huhhuhhuh! [ Plucky takes out a mirror admires his studly duckiness ] Plucky - You lucky mallard.....you're so *lucky* to-be-you! Strange Voice - Aiyeeeeee-HAAH!!! NyaghNyaghNyagh! [ Plucky leaps off the ground, his eyes popping out in fear with a fiiine toony assortment of of honky-squeaky sounds ] [ After a moment of trembling in terrible surprise, Plucky gets pretty irate... ] Plucky - Alll right.....who's the wise guy? Babs? Buster? Ha ha ha.... you've had your fun.....now... [ Plucky looks over his shoulder....just in time to come nose-to-beak with an annoyed Buster Bunny. The camera pulls back a little, and we can see Babs standing right behind him. ] Plucky - Bu-buh-buhh......but if you guys didn't make that sound..... who did? Buster - Ohh.....so you heard it too. [ Babs walks by both of them, smiling like she's in her own little world today. She turns to face Buster as she start to walk off-camera ] Babs - Ridiculous, daahhhling.... [ Both Buster and Plucky look sorta confused for a moment. Buster then points over in Babs' direction ] Buster - Well, *she* didn't hear it. [ Scene of Babs walking into the front doors of Acme Loo. Plucky and Buster watch her go in, their eyes following her leisurely not-a-care- in-the-world attitude ] Plucky - (mutters) Never thought I'd see Babs on a sugar *low*.... Buster - 's first time for everything, I guess.....even with Babs. Strange Voice - Yayaiyeeee!!!! Buster - Ah-ha! It's coming from over there, on top of the school building! Let's go! Plucky - Hah! Forget it! I'm outta heee......whoaa hohohoho! [ Buster's feet whirls in circles....he grabs Plucky by the neck (whose tongue flops around out of his bill) and races up the side of the wall, all the way.....up to the top! ] Plucky - (gasp) Hey! You could give a guy a serious life-debilitating neck injury that way.... Buster - (pointing) Look! [ Plucky looks just in time to see a pink-colored blur leap off onto the ground ] Plucky - Who?......who was? Strange Voice - Yippee kai-yai-yay, pardner! [ But now, the voice sounds a little bit more familiar. Buster runs to the edge of the roof ] Buster - A-ha! Well, hehhehheh.....ain't *that* a surprise.... Plucky - (joining Buster) It was Babs, wasn't it? I should have known it was *far* too quiet around here.... [ The camera pans down to Babs, standing on the grass below and waving coyly ] Plucky - It *is* Babs! [ Another Babs walks up behind Buster and Plucky ] Babs - No......it's a two-headed monster named Fred.... Plucky - Ha ha hah! I'll just bet! (looks over to the Babs on the roof behind him) A.....ta two two.... [ Plucky's jaw drops all the way down to his feet in surprise!] Plucky - AHHHH!!!!!!! [ Plucky jumps up into the air in fright! In fact, he's *so* scared, he accidently jumps right off the roof.....and into the arms of the other Babs ] [ Plucky gulps in fear and dread when he realizes just where he's just landed ] Plucky - AHHH!! [ Plucky starts to nibble on one of his hands in sheer worry and fright ] [ The "Babs" that's holding him pulls off a mask to reveal..... a terrible two-headed mon-sterrrr! ] Two-Headed Monster - Duhhh, ah hahhahh.....BOO! [ Plucky's body comes all apart like a puppet, almost exploding in terror... ] Plucky - Yah ha ha huh huh....! [ Plucky's body puts itself back together, and Plucky makes his get-away, leaving a cloud of dust and grass ] Two-Headed Monster - My lit-tle friend.....my lit-tle friend.....all for me to play with....all for *me* to play with...! [ The nightmarish monster chases after Plucky, looming dangerously close over him, swiping and grabbing (and almost catching) the poor duck several times before they run off into the horizon ] [ Cut to Babs waving down at them ] Babs - Thanks Fred! (grin) Buster - (chuckling) Hehhehheh.....that was pretty funny Babs. Babs - Yeah....you know me......I'll do anything for a laugh. Buster - Me too. [ Buster grabs his ears and pulls.....his face slides off to reveal three ab-so-lutely awful looking monster heads!.... La-Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, and Tito Jackson!] Babs - Eeeeek!! [ Babs hops off the roof and runs for it! ] [ The three headed monsters shrugs, and pulls off *another* mask.... to reveal Buster's real head underneath ] Buster - (looking over at the camera) Thank goodness for the weekends, huh folks? (chuckle) [ Buster walks towards a door on the roof and we fade to tacky but totally un-avoidable commercials ] [Now comes the second half of the show folks...] Tiny Toon Adventures -------------------------- "The Secret of Plucky" by Jeffrey Miller (no email yet) and Trish Penner (trishp@ionet.net) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ We see Plucky Duck walking down a residential street in sunny Acme Acres.....holding an empty milk carton in one hand, and a pail full of socks in the other hand. He passes by Hamton, who begins to follow him ] Hamton - Wh-what're you doing Plucky? Plucky - No time to speak, pal. I've got work to do.... Hamton - But what's that you're carrying? Plucky - Stuff, Hammy, stuff! Hamton - Oh..... (scratching his head confusedly) What for? [ Plucky trudges off camera, carrying the strange but really weird payload he carries to who knows where....] Plucky - Nnng....NNNgh..... [ Babs joins Hamton in-frame, coming from the same direction that Plucky walked towards ] Hamton - Oh, hello Babs. Did you just happen to see Plucky? Babs - (grins coyly) You did? Hamton - I did? Babs - I'm positive! Hamton - Gee thanks... [ Hamton smiles as he starts to walk away. Babs turns towards the camera. ] Babs - (giggle) I just can't help myself..... [ Suddenly, a loud boom thunders through the sky, rattling Babs like jello.... things go flying by.....cars, T.V's, cows..... ] [ Steven Speilberg goes flying by, off-camera and into the sky....trying desperately to hold onto his cap] Steven - Wha-whoooaa! [ Camera cuts to Hamton, who's shaking and rattling up and down all over the place.....when the shaking subsides, Hamton falls over shaking his head as it wobbles around ] Hamton - (holds his head between his hands to stop it from wobbling) Gosh.....I must be really hungry today..... [ Camera pans over so Hamton and Babs are both in view ] Babs - That's wasn't your stomach Hamton....that was a....... Plucky - (from far away) Weeheee! It works! It works! [ The sound of distant cheering can be heard. Babs and Hamton look over in surprise ] Babs - C'mon....(grabs Hamton by the hand and whisks him away....) Hamton - Whoaoh! [ Babs stops at the top of a large grassy hilltop, and looks over. Camera switches to a close-up of Babs, her mouth open in surprise ] Hamton - (popping his head up out of the ground) Nnnng....unh! [ Close-up of Hamton's face.....for a moment he just looks down at the view he sees....then, he suddenly goes into a really wild and unnecessary "take", his eyes bulging out of his head! ] Hamton - Yaiiiii! [ Camera pans over, and we seen some very tall rats wearing ragged clothes of all kinds and types standing over Hamton and Babs ] Babs - (grinning sheepishly) Uh heh heh....this is the *fun* part, riight? Hamton - Wh-who are you guys? Big Rat wearing blue cloth vest and pants - (surfer guy voice) We're like....totally Plucky Duck's greatest fans dude! Slightly smaller rat wearing brown burlap shirt - Right on! [ The two rats give each other a high five ] Both rats - And we think he's the greatest! [ More cheering can be heard. Camera cuts to Plucky admist a crowd of cheering, tallish rats. Plucky relishes the attention, putting his hands up in mock modesty ] Plucky - Oh, you're much too kind....my dear fellows......think not of me as your king......... Skinny handsome-looking rat - But... Plucky - Okay, If you really wanna. [ The rats cheer! ] [ Babs walks up to Plucky, eyeing him demandingly ] Babs - Pluck-y!....who are all these people? [ Babs starts to tap her foot indignantly ] Plucky - Hohohoo!.....why these are my greatest invention! Using extracts from various household items, I have created a formula that turns lesser creatures into *my* greatest fans! [ Babs mouth hangs open ] Plucky - I might use it on Monty next. I'm sure it will work. [ A hand taptaps Plucky on the shoulder. The camera pans over and we see a sightly perturbed Calamity Coyote, tapping his foot ] Plucky - (shrugging) Okay, maybe I had a *little* help.... Babs - (exasperated) B-but that's cra-zy! Rats - Hooray for Plucky.....our hero! (lots of agreement and cheering) Plucky - (waving Babs off) You're just jealous little bunny. Tah tah now... Babs - (a cruel smile flickering over her face) But what about when the rats find out you're treating them like slaves and imprisoning them for all eternity? [ Suddenly, the rats all stop cheering...it gets very quiet....] Plucky - (sweating with worry) Unh.....well I....I.... [ Close-up on the crowd of rats. A soft scuffling sound is heard, and the rats part away revealing a particularily old and decrepit rat who scuttles forward. He has no pupils, and walks with a staff ] Old Rat - The rabbit is correct....We can no longer live, like normal rats..........we know....too much... Slightly smaller rat wearing brown burlap shirt - Yeah! GET THE DUCK!! Crowd of Rats - Yeah, get'im! [ The crowd of angry rats start to reach towards Plucky menacingly. Calamity, seeing what they probably intend to do, cowers in fear, tip-toeing away to safety... ] Plucky - (sweating profusely) Now, now, adoring fans.....I'm your hero... remember? Plucky Duck....It's......m-me? [ The crowd of angry rats charge Plucky, running forward madly. Plucky yelps and runs for his dear ducky life!] Plucky - Y-yow! [ The rats chase Plucky off into the distance, leaving a cloud of dust behind them.... ] Babs - (smirking at the camera) Hold it! Hold everything! It *can't* end like this...! Hamton - (pressing one finger against his forehead) Why not Babs? Babs - Because.....this is how it ended the last time, with Plucky running off....we need a different ending. [ Hamton scratches the top of his head for moment. Suddenly, a light bulb appears over his head ] Hamton - Will this do? [ Hamton reaches behind his back and pulls a zipper. He kicks off a costume to reveal....he's really Plucky ] Plucky - See? It's *Hamton* who ran off..... Babs - (shakes her head) No....we already *did* the "who's really under the mask thing", remember? You guys come up with a better ending, or I quit! Plucky - No, I quit! Babs - I quit! Plucky - No, I quit! Babs - No.....me! [ They two toons continue to say this kinda stuff, until they dissapear into the sunset... ] [ The camera pans over to Buster, who's munching on a carrot ] Buster - (chuckling) Uhhehhehheh....guess that'll have to do... [ Buster turns to walk into the sunset too ] Buster - Night folks. [ As the picture fades to black, we see a silhouette of Hamton still being chased by the horde of angry rats ] Hamton - Pluck-yyyyy!!!!! HELLLLLPP! Yaa-ahh! [ Plucky leans in from off-camera ] Plucky - Darn it, I *knew* I forgot something... [ Fade to black] [ The End! ]