My pathetic attempt at a fan fict
By Floyd Yancey  (fyancey@wsp1.wspice.com)

All is calm.... untill

<Lt Worf> CAPTAIN! The warp core is going to breach in two minutes!!

<Captain Buster> What's a warp core? Where the !@$#%!!! am I!?!?!

<Data> Your the captain of the Starship enterprise, The flagship of the federation. We 
are on a diplomatic mission to the cardassian homeworld. We are in orbit now.

<Lt Worf> CAPTAIN! The warp core is going to breach in 1 minute 50 seconds!!!

<Captain Buster>  Where are all the !@#!#$  blinking lights!?!

<Captain Buster> There are always supposed to be lights! What happened!?!

<O'hura> The light bulb is burned out captain.

<Captain Buster> WELL FIX IT!!!

<Lt Worf> We don't know how sir, They didn't teach us that in starfleet.

<Captain Buster> Buster Bunny rolls his eyes, Neelix chases after them!

<Captain Buster> Aren't there supposed to be sounds too? 

<Neelix> I spilled Arnickvarian stew on the speaker last night. It doesn't work!

<Lt Worf> CAPTAIN!!! BREACH in 1 minute 20 seconds!!!

<Captain Buster> Scotty! Do something! 

<Scotty> Aye aye captain! Right Away! Scotty exits the bridge quickly!

<O'hura>Captain, Mr. Scott just left Docking bay 4 in a runabout.

<Captain Buster> uh oh... Is there an owners manual to this thing? Where's the glove 
compartment!?!?

<Captain Buster>Think bunny! Think... How can you take advantage of this situation... 
Captain kirk would have..

<O'hura>Starts to cry!

<Captain Buster>Are the cardassians our friends?

<Everybody in unison>No.

<O'hura>You must do something quickly captain! Time is running out!

<Captain Buster> Ok... I've got it. Arm all photon torpedoes! Set our phazers on 
overload! Helmsman, Head toward their capital at warp 10! Dump our Antimatter waste now! 
Release all our chemical weapons! Drop a cheeseburger into the warp core!

<Data> That would destroy us and take out 4/5ths of the planet. The nuclear and chemical 
waste would kill everybody else.

<Captain Buster>Uhmmm 

<Neelix in the engine room>Torpedoes armed! Waste dropped! Warp 10! Ready to release 
cheeseburger!

<Data>Too late...

<Captain Buster>Uhmmmm, Bye I'm outta here

<Lt Worf>45 seconds to core breach!

<Lt Worf>But your the captain! What will we do if you leave!?

<Captain Buster> points in the general direction of all the crewmembers...Your captain 
now! The captain must go down with the ship!

<The crew starts fighting over the title "Captain">

<Buster exits the ship in a runabout headed back to earth. The Cardassian planet 
explodes in a huge ball after the flaming enterprise crashes into its capital. Buster 
and scotty head home and are proclaimed heros for ridding the universe of the cardassian 
threat! They make millions in sequels and reruns!>

Todays lesson: Star trek and toons don't mix!