The Tiny Toon Adventures Song Parody Collection. Compiled and edited by Kevin Mickel (HKUriah3@AOL.com) Over the course of time, several TTA song parodies have been written by various talented fanfic authors. This is a collection of those songs, along with annotations by thier authors as to how they came to be written. It is my hope that you will find this compilation fun and enjoyable, and that there might be another one at some point in the future. Until then, Stay Tooned, and Tuned Kevin Mickel HKUriah3@AOL.com June, 1997 "Babsy, The Pink-Eared Bunny" - a brief background There wasn't too much of a story behind it. It seemed at the time that there were a lot more Fifi and Minerva fans than Babs fans, poor Babs was hardly getting any spam at all. So I thought up the goofy lyrics during a college class and scribbled them down; my prof probabsly thought I was taking notes. :) Babsy, The Pink-Eared Bunny by John Friedrich (nefaria@aol.com) To be sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer": Babsy, the pink-eared bunny, Had a very sexy bod. And if you ever saw it, You would really say "Oh God!". All of the drooling fanboys Discarded her in a jiffy. They overlooked poor Babsy For Dot, Minerva, or Fifi! Then one cool and lonely night, Nefaria came to say, "Babsy, I think you're just right. Won't you marry me tonight?" Then all the fanboys panicked, Overcome with jealosy, "Babsy, you pink-eared bunny, Why wouldn't you go out with me?" ########## "Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Tune (Elmyra Remix)" - a brief background (This is) another song I wrote, Elmyra's version of the Tiny Toons Theme Song. I submitted it to Tiny Toon Adventures Magazine, but they only printed the first stanza, along with Buster's wry reply, "Don't give up the day job." Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Tune (Elmyra Remix) By John Friedrich (nefaria@aol.com) I'm Elmyra, I'm crazy, my mind's a little hazy, But I know I love more animals than I could ever count! I lock them in cages, and keep them there for ages, My pets are all so dear to me, I'll never let them out! There's nothing like an aminal to brighten up your heart. They're so much fun to pet and squeeze and try to pull apart! So cuddle, and snuggle, and squish and squash and squggle, They're nifty so grab fifty, they make lovely gifts! Oh heavens to Betsies, I love my petsy-wetsies, Especially Buster Bunny, he's much cuter than old Bugs! I'll butter him with lovin', toast him in the oven, Sprinkle him with kisses, and smother him with hugs! But now he's got away from me, oh no why won't he stay. The other bunny and her friends keep taking him away! Well, I'm not complaining, 'cause I know next time it's raining, I'll bake him some more mudpies and we'll have more fun! This song is never done. (Repeat forever) ########## "Say Hey, Babsy Bunny" - a brief background It's really quite simple. After I had seen Nefaria's Babsy the Pink-Eared Bunny, I knew I had to write a TTA song parody of my own. I knew I'd want to do a Country tune, as that is the kind of music I listen to, and I wanted it to be a famous one. Well, I figured you can't outdo Hank Williams Sr. for recognizabilty, so I chose one of his faster songs, and just took it from there. Say Hey, Babsy Bunny by Kevin Mickel (HKUriah3@AOL.com) To be sung to the tune of the Hank Williams Sr. classic, "Hey, Good Lookin'." Say hey, Babsy Bunny, You-oo are really funny. How's about havin', A real fun time with me? You're sweeter, than Honey Come and be, my Snuggle-Bunny, And together we will make, Some real fine comedy! I gotta a stockpile full of anvils, And a load of firecrackers, And If we use 'em right, We can drive some folks bananas. We'll have a lotta fun, 'Cause the gags are all free, So how's about comin', Along with me? Say hey, Babsy Bunny, You-oo are really funny. How's about havin', A real fun time with me? ########## "I'm Miffed" - a brief (really, this is the brief version) background In 1996 I had the misfortune of becoming a personal acquaintence of one Chris Shirk. Over a period of months I thought I was getting to know an interesting person, when in fact I was being fed a line of bull that I'm embarassed to say I couldn't sense until things got to the ridiculous. Chris told me (among other things) that he was John Kassir, that he had been a WB animator, was engaged to Tress MacNeille and fathered her child. Naturally I was intrigued to become friends (or so I thought) with a star from my favorite animation studio, plus I would someday get to meet Tress (or so I...okay, no running gags). After some detective work on the Web, a call to the church of a supposed wedding, and a visit with Chris' father I was able to finally learn the sad truth. Not that confronting Shirk with it brought any admission of his lies. Meanwhile I learned he was deceiving more unwitting Tiny Toons fans on the 'Net, and self-righteously flaming others. So I joined this online circle of friends sharing TTA fandom, and when I testified about my experience, the eavesdropping Shirk threw a public tantrum. The best he could manage though was to squabble over a silly fanfic co-written on his BBS and make the lamest legal threats imaginable. Through it all ran the amusing displays of his feeble grasp of English and legal jargon, as he threatened to "file suite." Hard to be intimidating online with the typing skills of a third grader. As result of all this it was terribly easy to translate the fiasco into a parody song of the Animaniacs' "I'm Mad". Knowing the song as well as I do, the words practically wrote themselves. It was a terrific way for me to put the mess behind me, and I wouldn't still be a cartoon fan at my age if I didn't believe that laughter is the best medicine. Your prescription awaits! Refills, unlimited. I'M MIFFED ---------- Music by Randy Rogel Lyrics by Mike Sherry, with grateful acknowledgement to R. Rogel. (e-mail: msherry@freenet.columbus.oh.us) ============================================= Dr. ScratchenKev: Wake up! Log on! The lies vill soon be gone! Everyone involved is now informed, Up and at 'em now, come on, hit the 'Net, And let's settle all the bets, We know the score, he's out the door, Let's send him on his vay! Microdot: Hey, watch out! Shurkko: What's the matter? Microdot: Your ego's getting fatter. Shurkko: No it isn't. Microdot: Yes it is, aren't you a STAR? Shurkko: Don't exagerate. Microdot: *I'm* not. Shurkko: Ah, write. Microdot: Were you trying to type 'a fight'? Shurkko: Will you get out of my face? Microdot: Well you're wasting hard drive space... Dr. S: Hey get off each others case because we're on the Internet! WakKev: (PTUI!) I want fanfic, or a drawing! What's all this jawing, is that all we've got? I know he's daft and his typing is a laugh, Let's just give him back the shaft And let the bastid rot! Shurkko: Hey that's *my* fanfic! Microdot: Absurd! Shurkko: Well it was written on my board! Microdot: Big deal, this part's mine and that bit's yours. Shurkko: Well I'm jealous. Microdot: Yeah, that's tough. Dr. S: Alright now, that's enough! Microdot has logged his stuff and of course has copyright! Shurkko: Everytime I meet someone it's always so much work; I make up all these stories while reality I shirk. With my stage name and my pen name and my wife's name all worked out. When I finally tell them all my tales, how do they still find out? Microdot: I'm miffed, I'm miffed, I'm really really really miffed. You told me you had married Tress MacNeille! Shurkko: No I didn't! Microdot: Yes you did. Shurkko: Nuh-uh. Microdot: You did, and you said you had a kid. You're lying don't deny it! Shurkko: I'm gonna sue you! Microdot: Yeah, just try it! Dr. S: Will both of you be quiet, 'cause we're on the Internet! Microdot: Pew, his feet! Shurkko: You're deadmeat! Microdot: He said he'll file 'suite'! Shurkko: No I didn't! Microdot: Yes you did! Dr. S: Alright that's it, now I forbid either one of you to type another word! WakKev: Having fun yet? I'm tired, I'm nauseous, how long? My list is fed up, wish this war was sped up, Shurkko's got his head up...better stop right there. Microdot: Stop it! Shurrko: No, you stop it! Dr. S: Why can't you both just drop it?! Microdot: Well he started it! Shurkko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh. Microdot: Na-ah! Shurkko: Uh-uh! Microdot: It's your fault. Shurkko: No it's not, but your naievete' is shot. Dr. S: Shurkko you be quiet, and zat goes for Microdot! Everytime the list mail comes it's always just the same, With the flaming and the claiming and the Guessing of real names. Then there's stories of prestige Microdot at last has wrecked, so Shurrko says they're just rumors and darns himself to heck! Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak~! [repeat dual chorus] [carnival music begins] Dr. S: We're free, we're free! Doesn't anybody want to cheer "whoopee"? Shurkko: You mean this is what I get for telling lies? Microdot: Ostracized. WakKev: Hey guys look! Flames subside! Dr. S: Okay now you're satisfied? Alright, everyone _inside_ can now have some fun, okay? [end carnival music] Microdot: I'm spiffed, I'm spiffed. No more dumb email to sift! Did you see the way he squirmed under the truth? Dr. S: Now you're happy? Microdot: Yes I am, thanks alot. I'm sorry that we fought. From now on I'll get along. Shurkko: Still won't say that I was wrong. Dr. S: We'll ignore that same old song, and restart the list anew! Microdot: Go ahead and trick the users on your teeny board. [waves] Shurkko: I live in dreams, that's all I want...and my plushie hoard. Dr. S: Everyone is happy now that everything is said, But now it's time for last goodbyes, And an ANVIL on his head! [[THUD]] =============================================== Disclaimer: The above parody song is a work of fan fiction. Any resemblence to real persons or events is purely a coincidental result of the comedic device Satire. ########## "The I Use a Mac Song" - a brief background I wrote a little Tiny-Toons/ Monty Python parody. Imagine, if you will, Buster, Plucky, and Monty (all tied up, of course! as the involuntary Toon Chorus. Hope you like it. This is my first try at a fan-fic. I hope I managed to exorcise all the spelling mistakes and other errors out of it. Um... I am an Elmyra fan. Hope that's not too weird or anything. Regards, Tom Rickard "The I Use a Mac Song" by Elmyra Duff (with apologies to Monty Python and Warner Bros) (Elmyra)- I use a Mac and I'm O.K.! I lurk all night and I sleep all day. I surf the net, all the night, Dr. Pepper is the key...! On Sunday I go shopping, and tie bunnies to a tree! (Toons)-She has a Mac and she's O.K.! She surfs all night, and she sleeps all day She surfs the net, late at night. Dr. Pepper is the key....! On Sundays she goes shopping, And ties bunnies to the trees! (Elmyra)- I use a Mac and I'm O.K.! I surf all night and I sleep all day! I hug some hares, I skip and jump, I love to pick wild flowers! I put on floppy bon-nets, and hang around with bears! (Toons)-She has a Mac and she's O.K.! She surfs all night and she sleeps all day She hugs some hares, she skips and jumps, She loves to pick wild flowers, She puts on floppy bon-nets, And hangs around with bears? (Elmyra)- I use a Mac and I'm O.K.! I lurk all night and I sleep all day! I hug a bun, I wear a bow, Mary Janes and a bra, I want to be a girl-ly, just like my dear ma-ma! (Toons)-She has a Mac and she's O.K.! She surfs all night And she sleeps all day! She hugs a bun, She wears a bow.. Mary Janes? and a Bra? She want's to be a girl? What? Ewww! Cooties! (Elmyra and Toons joining in the ending)- I...use...a...Mac...and...I'm...O.K.! I (She) surf(s) all night and I (She) sleep(s) all day! ########## "Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon" - a brief background Not much of a backbround to relate, I was always a little bit of a John Denver Fan, and while I was at work, having a little time between calls, (Operators do not *always* stand by), I was inspired to write this song. "Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon" By Zachary A. Zulkowski (zzul518@idt.net) (Sung to the tune of: "Thank God, I'am a country boy." by John Denver.) Refrain: My locker wouldn't open when I got to school and I couldn't try to open it without looking like a fool A jackhammer, though, would be just the right tool! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! Well the cafeteria food you just cannot eat but as a missle weapon it really can't be beat it makes going to Weenieburgers afterwards a treat! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! Chorus: Well I got me a pie and I got me an anvil and with a bottle of seltzer I know we're quite an handfull but if it wasn't for us this place would be a landfill! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! Refrain: Well I go to school just to learn some cheap gags like pulling stupid props out of any handy bags and Cartoon Physics would explain the time lags! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! We have lots of free time as much as we can take like summer vacations and even spring breaks Working for Spielberg, life is really great! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! Chorus: Well I got me a pie and I got me an anvil and with a bottle of seltzer I know we're quite an handfull but if it wasn't for us this place would be a landfill! Thank God, I'm a Tiny Toon! ########## "Goodbye Ruby Rat" - a brief background I always felt that there was one distaff member of the TTA cast that was always slighted, so, in answer to that, I wrote this song. Considering the character's name: I think the choice of song was quite obvious. Goodbye Ruby Rat By Zachary A Zulkowski (zzul518@idt.net) (Sung to the tune of "Ruby Tuesday" by the Rolling Stones) Don't ask her where she's gone, or where she'll be. Episodes don't matter, 'tween you and me. Abused all the time. Those bunnies will make you loose your mind. Ain't life unkind? Chorus: Goodbye Ruby Rat Who can drop anvils on you Even though you're a cartoon heavy Still I'm gonna miss you. It dosn't matter what you say or do. Or that you do not even go to Acme Loo But as villians goes You will keep those bunnies On their toes Don't you suppose? Chorus: Goodbye Ruby Rat Who can drop anvils on you Even though you/re a cartoon heavy Still I'm gonna miss you. ########## "Purple Skunk Woman" - a brief background Okay ONE more song, and I'll be on my way. Admittedly I cheated on this one, got the lyrics from a Rolling Stones Webpage, (wanted to get it right, left one refrain out of "Ruby") So here goes: Purple Skunk Woman By Zachary A. Zulkowski (zzul518@idt.net) (Sung to the tune of: "Honkey Tonk Woman" by the Rolling Stones) I met a pretty she-skunk down in acme She tried to chase me down to get a date She had to wrap me tightly in her tail 'Cause I can't seem to get that sent off my mind. Chorus: It's the Purple Skunk Woman Gimme, gimme, gimme the purple skunk blues. I bumped into her again at Wenieburgers I had to put up some kind of a fight. That skunk didn't smell anything like roses I held my nose, but she still blew my mind. Chorus: It's the Purple Skunk Woman Gimme, gimme, gimme the purple skunk blues. ########## All songs copyright as follows: Parody lyrics copyright to the authors. Original tunes/lyrics copyright to their repsecive authors and performers. Tiny Toon Adventures and all related stuff copyright to Warner Brothers. Authors of the parodies make no claims to the copyrights of any of the origianl material, songs, characters, cartoons, or anything else they did not create on their own.