Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain The Springala genie of the south by Urian Dang (udx@hotmail.com) Known cast Pinky, Brain, Elmyra, Babs, and Springala(a genie looking like Jerry Springer) (It was a beautiful day at Elmyra's house. Elmyra and Pinky were enjoying an episode of the the Telechubbies, while Brain was researching information on South America. The tv show and Pinky and Elmyra's cheering began to annoy Brain, making was angry.) Brain: Urrgh, can't you watch that show without annoying me? Pinky: Sorry Brain, but this is a Telechubbies speical. Elmyra: An entire day's worth of Telechubbies. Brain: Great, just what I need. An entire days worths of yelling and cheering in front of that nonsense. Elmyra: Oh cheer up Cranky Big head mousy. Pinky: You need a song to cheer you up. (Both Elmyra and Pinky were singing out loud, making Brain's ears hurt) Brain: STOP THAT INFERNO NOISE. YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE IGNORAMUSES. (Elmyra gasps and grabs Brain and takes him to the bathroom) Elmyra: Naughty mousy big head. Using dirty words will make him get his mouth washed out with soap. (Elmyra grabs a bar soap and shoves it up Brain's mouth. She uses it to wash out Brain's mouth and connects Brain's mouth to the faucit and turns the hot water on to high. Really hot water went down Brain's mouth and he yelled with pain) Elmyra: Oops, sorry. (Later) Pinky: I'm sorry on what happened Brain, but I was excited about the Telechubbies episode. Brain: Don't bother, it was my fault. I should have put on ear plugs. Pinky: So what's for todays plan to take over the world? Brain: Pinky, listen very carefully. A myth says that a genie lives inside a waterfall at the amazon river in South America. He is said to grant one wish to anyone who finds him. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain, but for Halloween, we should dress up like carnivore bean burrito and scare the children. Brain: No pinky, I plan on discovering this genie. The genie's name is Springala Pinky: Is he named after Jerry Springer? Brain: Without a doubt. I plan on making the ultimate wish, THE WISH OF GLOBAL CONQUEST Pinky: Brilliant Brain. Oh wait, what if he rejects your wish? Brain: Then we shall have an alternate wish, such as make myself richer than Bill Gates of Microsponge. Pinky: But how will we get there? Brain: That is simple as learning your ABCs. (Elmyra steps in) Brain: Oh Elmyra, we wish to play a game of airmice, but outside. Elmyra: You really want to play airmice Cranky Big Head Mousy? Brain: Yes, but do strap rockets to our backs. Elmyra: What are you going to do? Brain: We are going to go somewhere. Elmyra: But will you be back for a special game? Brain: We will be back, but different. Elmyra: Okay (Elmyra grabs both Pinky and Brain and ties rockets and paper wings to their backs and throws them outside) Elmyra: So long mice, I'll see you at the end of this show. (Meanwhile) Pinky: Brain, I should have brought along airplane peanuts. Brain: Pinky, there are no airplane peanuts. Pinky: But they are so yummy and salty. Brain: That's what I'm afraid of. (At a South American village) (Pinky and Brain's rockets went out and they are falling at 50 mph. Pinky opens his parachute and he floats slowly to the ground. Brain fails to open his parachute because of a malfuntion, then he tries to open the emergency parachute, but that also fails. Brain was going so fast, he hits the ground and it leaves a mark.) Pinky: Brain, are you all right? Brain: I'm all right. I should have added an automati lever when I failed to open the parachute maually. (A villager appears) Villager: You two look too small for tourists. Brain: Actually we are genetically altered former lab mice searching for Springala the genie in an attempt to take over the world Villager: Springala? No one has ever found him. You have to get past the Amazon river, which is filled with Piranahas. His cave is filled with tons of traps that doomed those who searched for him. One of those traps included a wallmaster. Brain: A wallmaster? Villager: A giant hand that grabs people and sends them to the entrance of the cave or dungeon. Brain: That sounds like child's play. Pinky: Actually Brain, those creeps came from the Zelda games. I would just love to play with one. (Another villager comes up yelling "Guerillas") Villager: Well it's nice chatting with you(runs away) Brain: Why are they in a hurry? Villager: It is because of the Guerillas. Pinky: Where are the Gorillas? Bring on the apes Brain: No Pinky, not Gorillas, Guerillas. (All of a sudden, thousands of Guerilla soilders comes marching in and runs over both Pinky and Brain) Brain: I am in deep pain Pinky: Narf. (Later, while traveling up the Amazon river in a small raft..) Brain: Pinky, acording to the map, there is said to be a waterfall containing the legendary genie. Pinky: How long is that? Brain: We don't need to worry about that, just keep your eyes out for.. (A piranaha swallows the raft and Pinky and Brain) Brain: Piranahas. Pinky: I think I saw one. Brain: Drat. How to get out of this mess? Pinky: I know what to do. (Pinky tickles the throat of the piranaha and he spits both mice out all the way to the cave of Springala.) Brain: Pinky, we have made it to the cave. That piranaha helped us get all the way to the cave. Now let us journey forward to the genie. (They were inside the cave and there were no traps) Brain: What were those villagers saying? (They go past flying arrows of fire.) Brain: There's no traps, only wall decorations. (They go around a trap door.) Brain: This is pathetic. (They managed to walk past the stone trap) Brain: It's just toys compaired to what danger is about. (Brain runs into a odd pink pillar) Pinky: Umm, Brain. Brain: Quiet Pinky. Hmm. We need to find an alternate way to the genie. Pinky: Umm, Brain. Brain: Quiet Pinky, can't you see I'm trying to find an alternate way? (All of a sudden, the pink pillar starts to move) Pinky: Brain, that pillar's moving Brain: What pillar? (The giant pillar, which is a pink bunny's foot crushes Brain) Brain(From under the foot): Get me out of here. (The giant foot and leg belongs to Babs Bunny, who is dressed like Lara Croft.) Babs(Noticing Brain from under her foot): So that's the reason my foot feels squishy.(she removes Brain from her foot) Pinky: Babs Bunny? From Tiny Toons? Babs: Was once from Tiny Toons, till Animaniacs took over. Wonder what happened to that show? Pinky: Well, to tell you the truth, that show is in endless reruns and has converted to the Big Cartoonie show. Babs: The big cartoonie show? Sounds familiar, since Buster and I joined that show. Those new characters looks like the crew from some Comedy Central cartoon. Brain: WILL YOU STOP CHATTING? YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE IGNORAMUSES. (Babs stomps on Brain on purpose.) Babs: Brain, this is a G-rated cartoon. We don't need bad words. Brain(in a dazed situation): Okey Dokey.(Falls down) (Later, while still inside the temple) Babs: It says on the map that there is a stone trap Brain(starts to walk forward): That's odd, I don't see a stone... (All of a sudden, two stones comes out from the walls and smashes Brain in between them) Brain: Trap. (scene switches to a little forward) Babs: There seems to be a pit trap. Brain(Walking forward): A pit trap? I don't see a pit... (A trap door opens under Brain) Brain(While falling): Doooooooooooooooooooooooooorr. (Brain comes flying out of there after touching sharp spikes at the bottom.) (scene switches to later in the temple) Babs: Now watch out for the flying arrows. Brain(in bandages): I think I'll believe you this time Pinky: Brain, it's just a wall decoration, right?(Pinky walks to the trap, but nothing happens.) Brain: It's a miracle, there's no... (suddenly, arrows flies through the hall. Brain's tail comes in contact with one and he goes flying to a wall.) Brain: Arrow trap. (Another arrows misses Babs, but scrapes her arm a little) Babs: Oww. My arm. You two go on without me. Pinky: But Babs.. Babs(intrupping): Don't worry about me, it will heal. (Both Pinky and Brain moves on till they reach a pool of water) Brain: At last Pinky, the Genie/Springala's resting place. Do you know what that means? Pinky: Hmmm, we're Y2K complied? Brain: No Pinky, we have found the genie and we are going to make out wish. (Springala the Genie appears from the water(Springala looks like Jerry Springer) Springala: My name is Springala. Few people has come to find me, but none has suceeded till you appear. You have completed the temple. Now I shall grant you one wish each for the both of you. Brain: Springala, I wish to become immortal ruler of the world Springala: Sorry, invalid wish. Try something less threatening. Brain: WHAT? AFTER ALL I WENT THROUGH Springala: Next. Brain: Grr. You try Pinky Pinky: Okay. Ahem, Mr Springala, I wish for a giant Wallmaster. Brain: WHAT? Springala: You're wish is my command. Brain: What did you do Pinky? Pinky: I wished for a wallmaster. Brain: Oh-no. (Suddenly, a shadow forms below Pinky and Brain) Brain: RUN PINKY! (Both Pinky and Brain starts to run for their life as the Wallmaster chases the both of them) Brain: INCOMING WALLMASTER!!! RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Pinky: Yippie, my own wallmaster. (They both run and past Babs) Babs: What's with them? (She continues forward to Springala) Springala: What is your wish, young lady? Babs: I wish to be richer than Bill Gates. Springala: Your wish is my command. (Scene teleports to a giant manison, Babs is laying on a mountain of gold) Babs: Eat your heart out, Bill Gates (Meanwhile, back at the temple, both Pinky and Brain has made it to the exit.) Brain: There's the exit, let's go. (Suddenly, the Wallmaster grabs both lab mice and throws them sky high.) (Later, at Elmyra's house.) Brain: Very strange indeed. Pinky: Wha? Brain: The telechubbies always ends with the telechubbies bye-bye. (Elmyra appears) Elmyra: Hello Cranky Big head. How was your trip? Brain: Boring. Elmyra: Guess what, we're playing a new game. Attack of the wallmaster. Brain: Oh-no. (Brain grabs Pinky and they both run as Elmyra tries to grab them) Pinky: But Brain, I want to play with Elmyra. Brain: You'll have plenty of that after tomorrow. Pinky: What are we doing tomorrow? Brain: The same thing we'll start doing everyday Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, WITHOUT THE USE OF A GENIE! Singers: They're Pinky, Elmyra and they're Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. THE END