Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain
			The Springala genie of the south
			by Urian Dang (udx@hotmail.com)
Known cast
Pinky, Brain, Elmyra, Babs, and Springala(a genie looking like Jerry Springer)

(It was a beautiful day at Elmyra's house.  Elmyra and Pinky were enjoying
an episode of the the Telechubbies, while Brain was researching information
on South America.  The tv show and Pinky and Elmyra's cheering
began to annoy Brain, making was angry.)

Brain: Urrgh, can't you watch that show without annoying me?

Pinky: Sorry Brain, but this is a Telechubbies speical.

Elmyra: An entire day's worth of Telechubbies.

Brain: Great, just what I need. An entire days worths of yelling and cheering
in front of that nonsense.

Elmyra: Oh cheer up Cranky Big head mousy.

Pinky: You need a song to cheer you up.

(Both Elmyra and Pinky were singing out loud, making Brain's ears hurt)

Brain: STOP THAT INFERNO NOISE.  YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE
IGNORAMUSES.

(Elmyra gasps and grabs Brain and takes him to the bathroom)

Elmyra: Naughty mousy big head.  Using dirty words will make him get his
mouth washed out with soap.

(Elmyra grabs a bar soap and shoves it up Brain's mouth.  She uses it to
wash out Brain's mouth and connects Brain's mouth to the faucit and turns the
hot water on to high.  Really hot water went down Brain's mouth and he yelled
with pain)

Elmyra: Oops, sorry.

(Later)

Pinky: I'm sorry on what happened Brain, but I was excited about the 
Telechubbies episode.

Brain: Don't bother, it was my fault.  I should have put on ear plugs.

Pinky: So what's for todays plan to take over the world?

Brain: Pinky, listen very carefully.  A myth says that a genie lives inside
a waterfall at the amazon river in South America.  He is said to grant one
wish to anyone who finds him.  Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but for Halloween, we should dress up like carnivore
bean burrito and scare the children.

Brain: No pinky, I plan on discovering this genie.  The genie's name is 
Springala

Pinky: Is he named after Jerry Springer?

Brain: Without a doubt.  I plan on making the ultimate wish, THE WISH OF
GLOBAL CONQUEST

Pinky: Brilliant Brain.  Oh wait, what if he rejects your wish?

Brain: Then we shall have an alternate wish, such as make myself richer than
Bill Gates of Microsponge.

Pinky: But how will we get there?

Brain: That is simple as learning your ABCs.

(Elmyra steps in)

Brain: Oh Elmyra, we wish to play a game of airmice, but outside.

Elmyra: You really want to play airmice Cranky Big Head Mousy?

Brain: Yes, but do strap rockets to our backs.

Elmyra: What are you going to do?

Brain: We are going to go somewhere.

Elmyra: But will you be back for a special game?

Brain: We will be back, but different.

Elmyra: Okay

(Elmyra grabs both Pinky and Brain and ties rockets and paper wings to their
backs and throws them outside)

Elmyra: So long mice, I'll see you at the end of this show.

(Meanwhile)

Pinky: Brain, I should have brought along airplane peanuts.

Brain: Pinky, there are no airplane peanuts.

Pinky: But they are so yummy and salty.

Brain: That's what I'm afraid of.

(At a South American village)

(Pinky and Brain's rockets went out and they are falling at 50 mph.  Pinky
opens his parachute and he floats slowly to the ground.  Brain fails to
open his parachute because of a malfuntion, then he tries to open the 
emergency parachute, but that also fails.  Brain was going so fast, he hits
the ground and it leaves a mark.)

Pinky: Brain, are you all right?

Brain: I'm all right.  I should have added an automati lever when I failed
to open the parachute maually.

(A villager appears)

Villager: You two look too small for tourists.

Brain: Actually we are genetically altered former lab mice searching for
Springala the genie in an attempt to take over the world

Villager: Springala? No one has ever found him.  You have to get past the
Amazon river, which is filled with Piranahas.  His cave is filled with tons
of traps that doomed those who searched for him.  One of those traps included
a wallmaster.

Brain: A wallmaster?

Villager: A giant hand that grabs people and sends them to the entrance of 
the cave or dungeon.

Brain: That sounds like child's play.

Pinky: Actually Brain, those creeps came from the Zelda games.  I would just
love to play with one.

(Another villager comes up yelling "Guerillas")

Villager: Well it's nice chatting with you(runs away)

Brain: Why are they in a hurry?

Villager: It is because of the Guerillas.

Pinky: Where are the Gorillas?  Bring on the apes

Brain: No Pinky, not Gorillas, Guerillas.

(All of a sudden, thousands of Guerilla soilders comes marching in and runs
over both Pinky and Brain)

Brain: I am in deep pain

Pinky: Narf.

(Later, while traveling up the Amazon river in a small raft..)

Brain: Pinky, acording to the map, there is said to be a waterfall containing
the legendary genie.

Pinky: How long is that?

Brain: We don't need to worry about that, just keep your eyes out for..

(A piranaha swallows the raft and Pinky and Brain)

Brain: Piranahas.

Pinky: I think I saw one.

Brain: Drat.  How to get out of this mess?

Pinky: I know what to do.

(Pinky tickles the throat of the piranaha and he spits both mice out all the
way to the cave of Springala.)

Brain: Pinky, we have made it to the cave.  That piranaha helped us get all
the way to the cave.  Now let us journey forward to the genie.

(They were inside the cave and there were no traps)

Brain: What were those villagers saying?

(They go past flying arrows of fire.)

Brain: There's no traps, only wall decorations.

(They go around a trap door.)

Brain: This is pathetic.

(They managed to walk past the stone trap)

Brain: It's just toys compaired to what danger is about.

(Brain runs into a odd pink pillar)

Pinky: Umm, Brain.

Brain: Quiet Pinky. Hmm.  We need to find an alternate way to the genie.

Pinky: Umm, Brain.

Brain: Quiet Pinky, can't you see I'm trying to find an alternate way?

(All of a sudden, the pink pillar starts to move)

Pinky: Brain, that pillar's moving

Brain: What pillar?

(The giant pillar, which is a pink bunny's foot crushes Brain)

Brain(From under the foot): Get me out of here.

(The giant foot and leg belongs to Babs Bunny, who is dressed like Lara Croft.)

Babs(Noticing Brain from under her foot): So that's the reason my foot feels
squishy.(she removes Brain from her foot)

Pinky: Babs Bunny? From Tiny Toons?

Babs: Was once from Tiny Toons, till Animaniacs took over.  Wonder what happened
to that show?

Pinky: Well, to tell you the truth, that show is in endless reruns and has 
converted to the Big Cartoonie show.

Babs: The big cartoonie show?  Sounds familiar, since Buster and I joined that
show.  Those new characters looks like the crew from some Comedy Central 
cartoon.

Brain: WILL YOU STOP CHATTING?  YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE
IGNORAMUSES.

(Babs stomps on Brain on purpose.)

Babs: Brain, this is a G-rated cartoon.  We don't need bad words.

Brain(in a dazed situation): Okey Dokey.(Falls down)

(Later, while still inside the temple)

Babs: It says on the map that there is a stone trap

Brain(starts to walk forward): That's odd, I don't see a stone...

(All of a sudden, two stones comes out from the walls and smashes Brain in
between them)

Brain: Trap.

(scene switches to a little forward)

Babs: There seems to be a pit trap.

Brain(Walking forward): A pit trap?  I don't see a pit...

(A trap door opens under Brain)

Brain(While falling): Doooooooooooooooooooooooooorr.

(Brain comes flying out of there after touching sharp spikes at the bottom.)

(scene switches to later in the temple)

Babs: Now watch out for the flying arrows.

Brain(in bandages): I think I'll believe you this time

Pinky: Brain, it's just a wall decoration, right?(Pinky walks to the trap,
but nothing happens.)

Brain: It's a miracle, there's no...

(suddenly, arrows flies through the hall.  Brain's tail comes in contact with
one and he goes flying to a wall.)

Brain: Arrow trap.

(Another arrows misses Babs, but scrapes her arm a little)

Babs: Oww. My arm.  You two go on without me.

Pinky: But Babs..

Babs(intrupping): Don't worry about me, it will heal.

(Both Pinky and Brain moves on till they reach a pool of water)

Brain: At last Pinky, the Genie/Springala's resting place.  Do you know
what that means?

Pinky: Hmmm, we're Y2K complied?

Brain: No Pinky, we have found the genie and we are going to make out wish.

(Springala the Genie appears from the water(Springala looks like Jerry
Springer)

Springala:  My name is Springala.  Few people has come to find me, but none
has suceeded till you appear.  You have completed the temple.  Now I shall
grant you one wish each for the both of you.

Brain: Springala, I wish to become immortal ruler of the world

Springala: Sorry, invalid wish.  Try something less threatening.

Brain: WHAT? AFTER ALL I WENT THROUGH

Springala: Next.

Brain: Grr.  You try Pinky

Pinky: Okay.  Ahem, Mr Springala, I wish for a giant Wallmaster.

Brain: WHAT?

Springala: You're wish is my command.

Brain: What did you do Pinky?

Pinky: I wished for a wallmaster.

Brain: Oh-no.

(Suddenly, a shadow forms below Pinky and Brain)

Brain: RUN PINKY!

(Both Pinky and Brain starts to run for their life as the Wallmaster chases
the both of them)

Brain: INCOMING WALLMASTER!!! RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Pinky: Yippie, my own wallmaster.

(They both run and past Babs)

Babs: What's with them?

(She continues forward to Springala)

Springala: What is your wish, young lady?

Babs: I wish to be richer than Bill Gates.

Springala: Your wish is my command.

(Scene teleports to a giant manison, Babs is laying on a mountain of gold)

Babs: Eat your heart out, Bill Gates

(Meanwhile, back at the temple, both Pinky and Brain has made it to the exit.)

Brain: There's the exit, let's go.

(Suddenly, the Wallmaster grabs both lab mice and throws them sky high.)

(Later, at Elmyra's house.)

Brain: Very strange indeed.

Pinky: Wha?

Brain: The telechubbies always ends with the telechubbies bye-bye.

(Elmyra appears)

Elmyra: Hello Cranky Big head.  How was your trip?

Brain: Boring.

Elmyra: Guess what, we're playing a new game.  Attack of the wallmaster.

Brain: Oh-no.

(Brain grabs Pinky and they both run as Elmyra tries to grab them)

Pinky: But Brain, I want to play with Elmyra.

Brain: You'll have plenty of that after tomorrow.

Pinky: What are we doing tomorrow?

Brain: The same thing we'll start doing everyday Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE
WORLD, WITHOUT THE USE OF A GENIE!

Singers: They're Pinky, Elmyra and they're Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

THE END