[FAN FIC] Pinky and the Brain meet Elmyra Written By Erika Leigh R. _Part 1_ [Fade in] [The scene is set where Brain paces aimlessly as Pinky's eyes swerve back and forth as Brain fumes. They are both standing outside the cage.] Pinky: Brain, what are you doing? Can I play? It looks like fun. [laughs] Brain: No. I'm fuming. Our last attempt at world Domination cost more than the movie "Titanic". I'm, trying to infiltrate a scheme on how to raise the lab's money back. Pinky: Well, I did think investing in all those subliminal Yanni and John Tesh CD's was a bad thing. What was that show he used to be on? Brain: I don't remember. We must focus now on how to get the money back. I'm hoping the rent isn't due. [Cut to a shot of the mail slot with several letters falling out. One of the lab's scientists walks over to the pile. Cut back to the mice.] Brain: [whispering] Hide Pinky. [He pushes Pinky behind a box and follows him there.] Pinky: What are we doing? Brain: Shhh! Pinky: You know you sound just like a capachino machine. Brain: Pinky not now or he'll know we're not in the cage. [Cut back to a full shot of the scientist holding the mail.] Scientist: Bill, bill, bill, oh look! It's from the bank. [He reads it, screams, and runs. The mice peer back out from behind the box. Brain walks over to where the scientist dropped the letter and proceeds to read it.] Brain: Oh no! The bank wants to foreclose on the lab. This is all my fault. Pinky: What are we going to do? Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: Umm, I think so Brain, but if we took a long walk and we were on a peer, wouldn't we fall off? Brain: No Pinky, but that is something to contemplate. No we must-- [Another scientist in the lab spies the mice and picks them up. He throws the two into their cage and proceeds out the door with them. They're placed in the back of the lab's mini van along with several other caged animals.] Pinky: Where are we going Brain? Brain: I don't know but we must get back to the lab. All my equipment is there, including my cigarettes. [A rabbit in a near by cage taps Brain's shoulder. Brain turns to see.] Rabbit: [speaking with a Brooklyn accent] So, I guess you didn't hear. Brain: Hear what? Rabbit: 'Bout us animals being sold to some testing joint. Just hope that da head scientist's daughter doesn't get hold of ya. Pinky: Oh really? Hmm. I thought they were taking us on a fun fun silly-willy trip. You know, that place where the mouse rules it's own world and dreams of spreading joy to the world while getting people to spend too much money. No wait, that's Brain's scheme. [Brain turns and bops Pinky.] Brain: Excuse my dim witted friend. Now, who's this girl we should avoid? Rabbit: I guess you've never hoid of Elmyra Duff have you? She's on the A.S.P.C.A.'s Top Ten Most Wanted hate list. Brain: No we haven't. Pinky: I think I have. Isn't that a brand of beer? Rabbit: No, this little girl. Though it would explain a thing of two if she were old enough to drink. She collects animals. And what she does ta them is unspeakable horror! Brain: Wait a second. How do you know all this? Pinky: Maybe a little birdie told him. Rabbit: Actually yes. A friend of mine was held captive. He told me that her mom knocked over his cage and that's how he escaped. He was one of the lucky ones. Almost no one escapes that prison that is her room. [Just then the van stops in front of an old crudy looking building labeled "Testing Lab". Two scientists begin to walk toward the back of the truck, picking up several cages. After watching from the inside of the van, a little red haired girl jumps out and skips happily to the back of the van. She has a sort of stupid-happy expression on as she peers over at the two caged mice.] Girl: [excited] Ooh. Look! An-minals!. P + B: [frightened screaming] Girl: Aren't you the most cutesie-wootsiest things in the whole world, that and my cat Furrball. Hey! [she opens the cage door and picks them up] Would you like to meet him? [said while squeazing them] You can both play with Furrball and then Mr. Snake-y head. [Pinky and Brain both strain to try to get out of the girl's graps, but don't succeed due to her crushing them to death.] Girl: I'm going to take you home and then I'm going to hug you, and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces. [laughs] Brain: Oh joy. Oof . [Girl squeezes them even harder, watching their eyes bug out] Girl: Now that's a funny looking face Mr. Big head mouse-y man. [Brain stairs at her with much anger while in pain. One of the scientist returns and looks at her.] Scientist: Elmyra honey-wunny. You can't go play-y way-y with the mouse-wousies right now. Daddy-waddy has to bring them to the nice testy-wasty place. [Elmyra cups her mouth as if quietly talking to someone near her.] Elmyra: See where I get my stunning personality from. [She then turns back at her dad while going into a whiny crying fit] But why can't I keep them? Scientist: Because daddy-waddy has to sell them to the evil-weevy testing guys. Hmm. Oh well, yeah I guess you can keep them. [whispers] They're just two bucks out of my pocket. Elmyra: Oh thank you daddy. I'm going to love them to pieces. [She starts to then squeeze them with all her strength.] P + B: Ah! [Elmyra takes the empty cage and shoves the two inside with much agony on their part. She then skips back inside the van as it beings to roll away] Pinky: [straining in pain] What are we going to do, ouch, Brain? Brain: Ow, I don't, eee, know Pinky. Ouch. That rabbit was right. I have an idea! Pinky: Good one. What are you going to do? Brain: Watch. Pinky: Umm 'kay, but when I tried it on it didn't fit. Brain: No, watch *me*! [Brain finds a near by hair clip that fell out from Elmyra's hair. He inserts it into the lock which pops open.] Brain: Yes! Free at last. [breaks are then heard screeching] This is an unfortunate moment. Pinky: Why? [the mini van stops and the two are flung onto the back of the front right seat] Oh, I get it now. [groans in pain] [They slide down until caught in the grip of Elmyra who had been watching them.] Scientist: We're here. [he turns around and looks at Elmyra] Okay honey-wunny. Go put your pets away and help me with this. Elmyra: Okay. [evil laughter] ..........to be continued. All characters including Pinky, The Brain, and Elmyra are all trademarks of Warner Brothers Animation. If anyone thinks these characters are from reality,they either need their head examined or need to go visit the "Please, Please, Please Get A Life Foundation" (which is also trademark Warner Brothers Animation). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- [FAN FIC] Pinky and the Brain meet Elmyra Written By Erika Leigh R. _Part 2_ In case you missed part1, this is what happened: The lab goes out of business and when things couldn't look any worse, they are caught in the clutches of the overly animal obsessed Elmyra Duff. What will they do? What will they do? I don't know yet, but if you read part 2 you might just find out. Enjoy. [Elmyra enters her house with the two mice. Hitting them against the walls, Elmyra proceeds up a flight of stairs into her room where many caged animals are seen. She enters the room and looks at a tank where a rather large boa is coiled up.] Elmyra: Ooh....look Mr. Snake-y head I brought some friends to play. [The snake looks up and begins to lick his chops] Elmyra: [said as she lowers the two to their doom] Now you guys play nice. P + B: [Screams, and then Brain begins preying] [Elmyra walks away from the tank and sees two doll dresses] Elmyra: I know, let's play dress up. [Same time as she grabs the mice as the snake is about to chomp on them] PINKY: Ah! BRAIN: Oof [Elmyra walks over to her bed where the clothes are with the mice. She stands in front of them moving her arms around where we can only see from the back of her. She then steps aside.] Elmyra: There now. Don't you look cute. Brain: [mumbling] How humiliating. Pinky: I donno. It kind of show's off me girlish figure. Brain: Alas poor Pinky. You really are lost. Pinky: I'm really not a lass, it's just a dress. [Brain then wacks Pinky over the head with a small pencil that was sitting near by. Pinky begins to groan.] Elmyra: You two cute-y heads look so adore-bi-ble, I'm going to get my camera. Don't move I'll be right back. [She runs out of the room] Brain: At last, she's gone. Now's our chance. [Pinky turns and looks at a battery operated toy plane sitting on the edge of the bed] Pinky: [pointing] Oh look Brain. The plane. The plane! Brain: Yes! And the window's open. [runs and jumps into the cockpit] Get in here. Pinky: [straining, while pulling a large helmet] Just a second Brain. I almost got it. Brain: Leave it! Get in. Pinky: 'Kay. [Brain pushes a red button and the ignition starts. The plane then takes off through the window and over Elmyra's front lawn. The dresses fly off of them.] Pinky: [while looking at a white button on the cockpit] Umm, what does this do? Brain: I don't know but don't--[Pinky touches the button and a parachute pops out. Shortly after it hooks onto the propeller] [The plane begins to drop over the front yard and spiraling like a foot ball until it crashes. The parachute then is blown away. Pinky manages to fall out of the plane and collapses.] Brain: [warbling his speech]--touch the button Pink--[He's then cut off from the air bag deploying] [We cut back into the house where Elmyra is talking to her sister] Elmyra: Can I borrow your Canon? Sister: My what? Elmyra: Your camera silly. Can I use it? Sister: Okay, but I'm going to kill you if you crack the lens again. Here. Elmyra: Thanks. [and runs off] Sister: [whispering] With a face like her's I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen again. [Cutting back to outside, the mice are brushing the dirt of themselves until their activity is broken by the sound of Elmyra looking out the window and shouting] Elmyra: There you mouse-y heads are. I'll be right down. [She tosses the camera onto the floor where it is followed by a crashing sound. Shortly after screams from Elmyra's sister are heard] Brain: Oh no she's coming! Run Pinky. Pinky: [pointing at the bushes against the house] Wait, what is that? [The two stair at the bushes at the side of the house watching something rustling inside of it. they cling to each other in fright. Elmyra's cat Furrball jumps out trying to make a break for freedom and tramples over the mice. Elmyra at this point has managed in good time to get outside from her room.] Elmyra: [shouting] Hey Furrball, there you are. Get back here! I want you to meet some new friends. [She runs after the cat and the mice seek their chance for escape.] Brain: We must flee and get ready for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world.... without Elmyra! But first, we must walk the 5 miles and find a new lab. [The two begin to walk down the road and away from Elmyra's house, but are halted when she jumps out in front of them.] Pinky: I think it's too late for [screaming] that! Elmyra: There you are little mouse-y heads! P + B: [screaming] Ah! [She scoops them up and skips away] Singers: They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain....and Elmyra [Elmyra laughs] [Fade Out] All characters including Pinky, The Brain, and Elmyra are all trademarks of Warner Brothers Animation. If anyone thinks these characters are from reality,they either need their head examined or need to go visit the "Please, Please, Please Get A Life Foundation" (which is also trademark Warner Brothers Animation).