Mortal Toonbat: Loonilation
				by Urian Dang
			           udx@hotmail.com

Note 1: This script is a parody of Mortal Kombat: Annilation.  All of the
characters are included, but there are some changes not found in the movie.

Note 2: This is said to be my last scrpit because of Y2K, but I may be back.

Now on with the script

(Long time ago, Shang Tsung(Brain) took over a tournament with his companion,
Goro(Taz).  Goro was champion for 9 years, and it was said that if he won
10 years in a row, the Earth Realm would fall to Shao Khan(Montana Max). 
But on the tournament, 3 agile warriors foiled Shang Tsung's plan. Sonya
Blade(Babs Bunny): she searched for a wanted theif named Kano(Plucky),
she was forced to enter the tournament and she defeated Kano.  Johnny Cage
(Joesph Tiger): he entered the tournament despite the fact he is suppose to
do a movie at Hollywood.  With his skills, he defeats Goro and claims the
championship.  Liu Kang(UDX): He entered the tournament to take vengance on
his brother's death.  With skill, he sends Shang Tsung to his death, in which
he frees his brother's soul.  Now anger with Tsung's death and the loss of the
tournament championship, Shao Khan now plans revenge on the 3 warriors, but
Rayden(Skippy) and Kitana(Kristen) are not going to let that happen)

(At the Shaolin Temple, UDX, Babs and Joesph are watching the sky with Skippy
and Kristen, fearing that Montana Max will appear.)

UDX: Are you sure Khan will appear, Rayden?

Skippy: I am sure.  Khan is unhappy with the results of the tournament.

(The sky grows dark)

Skippy: He's here

(Montana Max appears)

Montana Max: Beg to me, mortals.  This realm shall become property of Shao
Khan.

Babs: It's Khan.

(Montana Max snaps his fingers and out pops Elmyra(as Sindel), 
Katie Ka-Boom(as Sheeva), Ralph(as Motaro), Furball(As Rain) and Calamity(As
Ermac).  They all gather around Montana Max)

Joesph: Who are those creeps?

Skippy: Khan's soilders.

Kristen(Looking at Elmyra): Mother!

Montana Max: ATTACK

(Elmyra, Katie Ka-Boom, Ralph, Furball and Calamity charges at UDX, Babs,
Joesph, and Kristen.  Skippy goes after Montana Max.  UDX, Joesph, Babs, and
Kristen are fighting Elmyra, Katie Ka-Boom, Ralph, Furball and Calamity)

Joesph: They're outnumbering us

UDX: We got to keep fighting.

Joesph: But how? Rayden is concentrating on Khan up there

Montana: Brother Rayden.  It's been awhile

Skippy: It has, Brother Khan.

(The two starts to fight, punching, chopping and blocking with their might)

(Meanwhile, both Elmyra and Kristen are fighting each other)

Kristen: I will not fight you, mother.

Elmyra: You disavow me, daughter.

(Elmyra attempts a charge tackle, but Kristen spins to dodge it and kicks her
in the back, making Elmyra lose her footing)

(Meanwhile, UDX, Babs, and Joesph are still battling Katie-Ka Boom, Ralph,
Furball and Calamity, still outnumbered.)

Babs: There's no way we can defeat these creeps

(Meanwhile, Skippy and Montana Max are still fighting when Montana Max spies
Babs with her back turned against her)

Montana Max: You're mine.

(Montana Max pushes Skippy out of the way with a energy blast, then jumps down
and grabs Babs by the throat)

UDX: Sonya.

Montana Max: The temple, or her life.

(Just then, Joesph uses his shadow kick and knocks Babs free.  Montana Max
grabs Joesph by the throat)

Montana Max: Looks like the ransom is changed

(Skippy fires a lightning bolt and entraps Elmyra, Ralph, Katie-Ka Boom, Furball
and Calamity.)

Skippy: Let him go, and I'll spare your soilders.

Montana Max: Fine then

(Montana Max throws Joesph and he lands right on top of UDX)

Babs: Are you okay?

Joesph: I'm okay.

UDX: The same goes for me

(Skippy releases the lightning bolt on Montana Max's Solders)

Montana Max: It ain't over yet

(Darkness fills the sky as Montana Max and his soilders vanish, then earthquakes
occur as the temple starts to change.)

UDX: The temple's changing.

(The Temple changes into a Outworld palace)

Skippy: Oh my.  Khan has started to change this planet

Montana Max's voice: If you can't break the spell within 48 hours, your planet's
mine.

Joesph: This looks bad.

Babs: What are we to do now?

Skippy: Khan has broken the rules.  But by what cause?

UDX: I'm betting he threw a alter in the tournament, in case Shang Tsung
lost the tournament.

Skippy: Remember.  Johnny Cage holds the championship.  If he 
loses the championship to one of Shao Khan's soilders,this planet shall 
be doomed in half the time.

UDX: Which means Johnny will have to stay with Sonya all the time

Babs: But we have a companion disadvantage.  Unless I could go back to the
USA

(Babs grabs Joesph by the wrist and makes off to the ship)

Skippy: Liu Kang, you and Kitana shall go to outworld.

UDX: Right

(At Outworld)

Montana Max: We have given the people of earth 48 hours before I take it over.

Furball: Master, ever since Tsung was destroyed by Liu Kang, you have been
desiring revenge.

Montana Max: There is no way I can revive Shang Tsung.

(All of a sudden, Yosemite Sam(Khan's father) appears)

Montana Max: Excuse me one moment, I wish to talk with my father.

Calamity: Very well then

(Furball and Calamity leaves)

Montana Max: Why must you intrupt my meetings?

Yosemite Sam: The takeover of earth is very important.  I don't want you to
screw up like Shang Tsung did.

Montana Max: I know that, but why do you have to point it out every time

Yosemite Sam: So you won't end up like Tsung did.  But remember, if you fail
me, your soul shall be mine.

Montana Max: Yes, father.

(At another part of Outworld)

UDX: It's been a while since we came here, Kitana.

Kristen: It has.  Yet this isn't the outworld it use to be.

(Smoke floats around in the air)

UDX: It looks more like a ruins.

Kristen: When Khan is defeated, this realm shall return to normal.

(The smoke gathers together to form a grey ninja robot)

UDX: Oh great. Khan must have sent one of those robots to attack us and capture
you.

(Both UDX and the grey ninja robot starts to duke it out, striking and blocking
all the way)

Kristen: Kang.

(The grey ninja robot pushes UDX out of the way and starts to charge towards
Kristen, but then Buster Bunny(Sub-Zero) appears and freezes the robot,
then kicks it to shatter it to pieces)

UDX: Sub-zero? I killed you in the tournament.

Buster: That was my brother that you killed.(Takes off mask)  I came here to
protect Princess Kitana.  However, I am not here to avenge my brother.

UDX: Easy for you to say.  You both look related

(A shadow goes past them)

UDX: What was that?

(Pinky(Scorpion) appears behind Buster)

Pinky: Get over here.

(Pinky fires the Van-Dam spear at Buster, but misses as Buster jumps to the
bridge)

Buster: Kang, protect Kitana at all costs.

UDX: Right!

(Pinky jumps to the bridge and they start to fight.  During the fight, Pinky
fires another Van-Dam spear at Buster, but he misses again.  Then Buster
creates a ice clone and when Pinky touches it, he freezes)

Buster: Chill out.

(Pinky breaks out of the ice)

Buster: Woah, total meltdown.

(Buster and Pinky duke it out again, but then he jumps to the end of the
bridge and breaks it.  The bridge falls and Buster jumps to the cliff and
hangs on)

UDX: I'll get you.

(UDX grabs Buster and pulls him up.)

Pinky: I've seened enough

(UDX and Buster were surrounding Kristen, but Pinky teleports behind Kristen
and grabs her.)

Pinky: You will never see her again.(Vanishes with Kristen)

UDX: Kitana

Buster: He got tired of attack us.

UDX: Then he decided to go behind us and grab Kitana.

Buster: Liu Kang, return to the Earth Realm and find Nightwolf.  He may help
you.

UDX: What about you?

Buster: I got to find Kitana.  I'll see you later(leaves)

(At the Earth Realm, in a facility)

(Babs and Joesph are searching in the facility)

Babs: JAX? JAX! JAX?

Joesph: Are you sure your friend is in here?

Babs: I'm sure.  He's got to be around here somewhere.

(They walked all the way to the center, where Yakko(Jax) was there.  He
has a pair of Bionic arms attached to him)

Babs: JAX?

Yakko: How do you like the upgrade?  Makes me look tougher.  I'll look even
tougher when I get that armor added to my chest.

Babs: Save it for when we get outside, Jax.

Yakko: Sorry

(All of a sudden, Ninjas surround Babs, Joesph and Yakko)

Yakko: Where'd these guys come from?

Joesph: Where ever it is, it ain't New Jeresy.

Yakko: You got that right.

(A yellow ninja robot appears from the ninjas and points at the three, then
the ninjas charge at the three)

Babs: We better get out of the way.

(Babs, Joesph and Yakko moves out of the way and the Ninja ram into a wall.)

(The Yellow Ninja robot smashes the ground and Babs, Joesph and Yakko fall
to the ground

Yakko(Gets up): YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

(The Yellow Ninja robot fires a cyber net from his chest cavity, but Yakko
blocks it with his right bionic arm and throws it to the ground)

Yakko: That ain't going to do you good.

(The Yellow Ninja Robot and Yakko throws punches and blocks.  During that time,
a ninja attempts to attack Yakko, but Yakko grabs that Ninja and throws
him into the Yellow Ninja Robot, knocking them out)

Yakko: Well that was easy.

(A dragon tatoo jumps off the Yellow Ninja Robot's and disappears.  Behind was
a time seaquence to self-destruct)

Joesph: This looks bad.

Yakko: Let's get out of here.

(Babs, Yakko and Joesph runs as fast as they can and they run out of the
facility just in time as the facility blows up)

Yakko: That contained a good chest plate

Babs: Save the insults for later, Jax!

(In another part of the Earth Realm, in the desert)

(UDX was traveling through Native American territory)

UDX: So where is this so called Nightwolf?

(Just then, a wolf comes out of nowhere.)

UDX: Where'd you come from?

(UDX attempts to touch the wolf, but then it starts to bite back)

UDX: Woah, you must be fiesty.

(The wolf changes into Dizzy(Nightwolf)

UDX: So you must be Nightwolf

Dizzy: You are correct.  Me am Nightwolf.  Me have the ability to transform
into wolf.  It is part of, heritage!  And I see you be, Liu Kang, trying to
save the Earth Realm from Shao Khan with guidance from Rayden.

UDX: Yes, that is true.  But why do you have the ability to transform besides
heritage?

Dizzy: The animal lives inside of any spirit.  It is said to assist that
spirit's body with amazing powers.  You, my friend, needs this power?

UDX: But how do I earn the right to use it?

Dizzy: We could do long way, which takes 4 months.

UDX: That I don't have time for!

Dizzy: Then me do short way.(Dizzy hits UDX with a Tomahawk, knocking him
out)

(In UDX's dream world, he sees himself in pain.  Then it switches to a
scene from the past with the Brain(Shang Tsung) attacking him)

Brain: Your brother's souls are mine.  You're next.

(Then the scene switches back to him, looking like he's going to transform
into a dragon.  Then the dream seaquence ends)

UDX(From the dream): Oww. My head.  I feel like I've just gain strength.

(Just then, Dot(Jade) appears)

Dot: Hey there, tall dark and hansome.  My name is Jade

UDX: Finally, someone who may know how to rescue Kitana

Dot: But who needs her, when you got me.  Besides, I'm cuter.

UDX: This is important.  I've got no time for this

Dot: Fine then, face me.

(Dot attacks UDX with a metal pole.  UDX is getting battered by the pole.  Then
he grabs the pole and flies her towards the ground)

UDX: You're strong.

Dot: THAT'S IT!

(Dot uses a back flip kick on UDX, but he blocks it and continues the fight.
1 minute later, Dot performs a roundhouse kick, but UDX grabs her by the foot
and flings her to the ground.  Dot gets up, defeated)

Dot: Never before have I been beaten by a man.  I shall help you find Kitana.

UDX: Fine then.  But how do I restore this planet.

Dot: Rayden and I know this.  Only Kitana's kiss to her mother Sindel shall
restore this planet

UDX: Wait, how do you know Rayden?

Dot: Rayden I are friends!

UDX: Okay, this is starting to bug me.

(In another part of the desert, Babs, Joesph and Yakko were walking.  Their
foots have been cramping and they have been arguing)

Yakko: I'm tired of this desert.  My feet are killing me

Babs: Well it's your mouth that will be killing you if you don't shut up.

Yakko: Why do I have to shut up?  And why did you bring me to this desert?

Babs: We have a mission and unless Johnny is alive, this planet is doomed?

Yakko: What's this mission about?  And who the heck's Johnny?

Joesph: I'm Johnny.

Yakko: Oh, maybe it would be fair to take it out on you.

Joesph: Make me!

(Yakko and Joesph starts to fight)

Babs: Will you two stop it, you're both acting like big babies.

(Just then, a shadow of a odd girl appears)

Babs: Princess Kitana?

Mysterious girl: In your dreams.

(The girl turns out to be Fifi(Millena))

Babs: Who brought you here?

(Fifi jumps from the cliff and flies right into Babs, foot first.  Babs tumbles
to the ground and Fifi slides down)

Babs: Oh is that the way you want to play, eh?

(Babs and Fifi starts to fight, punching and blocking every which way)

Joesph: How did that girl get here?

Yakko: I don't care.  We got to help her.

Joesph: Right.

(A green wall blocks out Yakko and Joesph)

Yakko: Great.  Just great.

(Babs and Fifi were still duking it out.  Fifi gets out her sais and attempts
to jab Babs with it)

Babs: No fair bringing weapons to a fist fight.

(Babs uses the bicycle kick on Fifi, forcing her to drop her sais and drop to
the ground.  A dragon tatoo flies off her shoulder and disappears)

Babs: You have no right to attack me.

(From the cliff, the wall disappears)

Yakko: Are you alright, Sonya?

Babs: I'm fine.

(Babs sees UDX and Dot behind Yakko and Joesph)

Babs: Jax, Johnny.  Behind you.

(Yakko and Joesph turns around to see UDX and Dot)

Joesph: UDX, what happened?

UDX: First I lose Kitana to Scorpion, then I meet with Nightwolf, then this
girl named Jade shows up.

Babs: We got no time to chat, we got to find a portal to outworld.

(At the temple of the gods)

Skippy: Gods, I call for you.

(The three gods of Fire, Water and Earth appears in their own natural form)

Water god: What is the problem?

Skippy: Shao Khan of outworld broke the rules of the tournament.  Now he plans
to take over this planet.

Fire god: This is a disaster.  And who's the champion?

Skippy: A man named Johnny Cage!

Fire god: Johnny Cage?

Earth god: He was the one who defeated Goro in the tournament.

Skippy: What should I do?

Water god: Rayden, the only way to fight back is to lose your immortality.

Skippy: Then I shall

Water god: There is a drawback. Your powers shall be limited and Khan could
finish you off in one blow.

Skippy: It is a risk to help my friends.

(At a cliff, UDX, Joesph, Babs, Yakko and Dot were walking till an army with
Montana Max and his solders Elmyra, Ralph, Katie Ka-boom, Furball and Calamity)

UDX: We got company.

Yakko and Dot: RUN!

(UDX, Joesph, Babs, Yakko and Dot ran as fast as they could. Then they climbed
the cliffs and reached the top, where Skippy was, in a different outfit.)

UDX: Rayden?

Skippy: Gave up immortality.

Dot: We meet again, old friend.

Skippy: The same goes for you, Jade(Looks at Yakko).  You know, you got a big
disadvantage with those arms, my friend.

Yakko: I don't care, I plan to keep em.

Babs: So how do we get out of this mess?

Skippy: Allow me.  I still have some power left

(Skippy uses his powers and a portal appears.  UDX, Joesph, Babs, Yakko, Dot
and Skippy runs into the portal and the portal disappears)

Elmyra: What do we do now?

Ralph: Well, duh, we can't roast em.

Katie: You mean, spear them

Ralph: Oh, right.

Montana Max: We head to outworld.

(At outworld, UDX, Joesph, Babs, Yakko and Dot were walking around)

UDX: Home sweet outworld

Babs: The same realm where Shang Tsung dragged me here.

Skippy: Do not give up hope.  We need to find Kitana and capture Sindel.
UDX, you will find Kitana.

UDX: Right.(Leaves)

Skippy: The rest of you, come with me.

(At Montana Max's palace, Montana Max is in his conference room.  Kristen is
dangling in his prison cell.)

Montana Max: With Rayden's troops in my realm, it will only be a matter of time
before I extinguish them, one by one.

Calamity: You mean we all extinguish them, one by one.

Elmyra: And how are we going to defeat Johnny Cage?

Montana Max: The power of the gods is in his body.  We can't dispose of it,
but we can still destroy him.

Katie Ka-boom: Is that all we have to do?

Montana Max: Then, we finish them off, one by one.

Ralph: Duh, I agree with that idea.

Montana Max: Let's go.

(The bad guys leave.)

Kristen: I have to get out of here.

(UDX shows up)

Kristen: Liu Kang.  How'd you..

UDX: Shhhh.  I don't want you to get the attention of the guards.

(The guards show up)

UDX: Great.  And I was going to make this easy.

(Both guards surrounds UDX, but UDX fights back and knocks the guards 
off their feet. He throws one guard into the fire and another into a corner,
where a block crushes him)

UDX: Oww, that's gotta hurt.

(UDX punches the door, breaking it loose and opens the door, freeing Kristen)

Kristen: Let's get out of here.

(Katie Ka-boom appears)

Katie: Not on your life.

UDX: Two-on-one.  That's sounds like a fair advantage.

(UDX and Kristen attempts to attack Katie, who also attempts to fight back.
Kristen gets out her fans and blows Katie to the wall, then they start to
run.)

Katie: We're not finished.

(The cage falls on Katie, trapping her)

Katie: Get me out of here.

(Meanwhile, Skippy was still searching for Elmyra.)

Skippy: Sindel! Oh Sindel.  Come out, come out, where ever you are.

(All of a sudden, 5 ninjas surround Skippy, but Skippy cracks a smile)

Skippy: You boys think you can defeat me?

(The 5 ninjas runs closer to Skippy, but Skippy jumps over them to the other
side.  Then he duals each ninja with 5 punches or kicks.  One of the ninjas
gets out a sword and attempts to stab Skippy with it, but Skippy grabs another
ninja and throws him into the ninja with the sword, knocking them out.)

Skippy: I don't do weapons.

(2 ninjas comes out equiped with staffs.  Skippy blocks the blows of the staffs
10 times, then ducks and uppercuts the ninjas.  The last ninja gets a mace and
swings it around himself.)

Skippy: You got to be kidding me.

(The ninja swings his mace at Skippy, but Skippy ducks and roundhouse kicks
the ninja, knocking him out and the mace falls on his head.)

Skippy: 'Yawn'  These creeps don't get any easier than this.

(UDX shows up with Kristen)

UDX: Rayden, I brought Kitana back.

Skippy: Good.

(Babs, Dot, Yakko and Joesph appears with the knocked out body of Elmyra.)

Babs: We got her mother.

Yakko: I knocked her out.

Skippy: Then let the incarnation began.

(Later, at a small temple)

Skippy: Kitana, only your love, can restore your mom back to where she is.  Only
your love can break the spell.  Your love, can defeat Khan and restore earth.

(Kristen nods her head yes and kisses Elmyra(Ewww).  Elmyra wakes up)

Elmyra: Daughter.

Kristen: Mother.

(Elmyra hits her with a bolt.)

Elmyra: Ha ha ha ha.  It was all fake.(Disappears)

Dot: We've been tricked.

Skippy: But how did this happen?

Mysterious voice: Your father played you like a dummy.

(Buster appears)

UDX: Sub-zero

Babs: But you killed him

UDX: This one is different.

Buster: You are right.  I am different.  A long time ago, Liu Kang defeated
my brother in the Mortal Kombat Tournament.  I wanted to vow revenge on him,
but I realized that the earth is more valuable than his death.  So if
Kang here can save earth, then I shall not avenge my brother.

Yakko: Weird a brother like this would look like the original.

Buster: The only way to save earth is to remove the 3 dragon symbols

Joesph: I saw Sonya and Jax rip off 2 of those odd symbols.

Skippy: Now it all makes sense now.  The three dragons are the key to forever
saving earth from outworld.

Dot: Good thesis.  Now can we please find Shao Khan?

(All of a sudden, ninja surround the place)

Joesph: What do we do?

Buster: Attack

(The good guys defends themselves against the ninjas attempting to attack.
One by one, each ninja is defeat.)

Kristen: We have to find Khan.

Skippy: Right, I'll lead the way

(At Montana Max's palace)

Montana Max: We may have lost princess Kitana, but we still have the earth
realm.  In about 4 hours, the earth realm is mine.

Elmyra: But don't forget.  We still have those earth mortals to deal with.

Montana Max: So we do.  So we do.

(Ralph comes charging in the doorway)

Ralph: Duh, your emperorshipness, we have spot the earth mortals outside
this palace.

Montana Max: Let the final battle begin.

(Ouside the palace, UDX, Kristen, Babs, Yakko, Joesph, Buster, Dot and
Skippy appears from the gate.  They all look ready to fight Montana Max,
in which he and his troops appear considered of: Elmyra, Katie Ka-boom,
Ralph, Furball, Calamity, and Pinky)

Montana Max: So, you earth mortals have come to end your life here.

UDX: We came to save the earth realm from you.

Montana Max: Well your too late.  The earth realm shall be mine in 4 hours,
but it will also be mine once I defeat Johnny Cage.

Joesph: Never.

Skippy: It has been a while, Shao Khan

Montana Max: Rayden, you gave up immortality?

Skippy: Only to help these warriors.

Montana Max: Fool.  You shall die with the mortals.

(Montana Max fires an energy beam from his hands and it hits Skippy, but
Skippy is mortally injured.)

UDX: Rayden!

Skippy: I rather die a mortal, than live immortal

(Skippy dies)

UDX: Murderer.  You killed the thunder god.

Montana Max: And so I have.  Men, destroy the mortals.

Kristen(Looking at Elmyra): I'll take my mother on.

Yakko(Looking at Ralph): Now that's what I'm talking about.  He's mine.

Buster(Looking at Pinky): I got a score to settle with Scorpion.

Dot(Looking at Katie): Guess four arms is mine.

UDX(Looking at Montana Max): I've got to settle with Shao Khan for what he
done to Rayden

Joesph(Looking at Furball): Guess that purple ninja's mine.

Babs(Looking at Calamity): Guess I get the leftovers.

(Elmyra, Katie, Ralph, Pinky, Furball and Calamity jumps at Kristen, Dot,
Yakko, Buster, Joesph and Babs and they all start fighting.  UDX jumps up
to Montana Max)

UDX: Shao Khan.  I won't let you have the earth realm.

Montana Max: I'd like to see you take your earth realm back from me.

(Meanwhile, Kristen and Elmyra are fighting against each other)

Kristen: I won't kill you, mother.  I swear

Elmyra: But I will kill you.

(While Kristen and Elmyra are fighting, Dot and Katie are also dueling.)

Dot: What makes you think your twice as beautiful as I am?

Katie: Well once you're defeated, you won't have any beauty to survive.

Dot: I was hoping you would say that

(Katie charges at Dot, but Dot grabs Katie and uses a suplex throw to
throw Katie, right into Elmyra, knocking them both out)

(Meanwhile, Babs is having a hard time with Calamity.  Calamity creates a
dark image of himself(Noob Saibot) to counter attack Babs herself.)

Babs: This is getting harder than I thought.

(Babs blocks the dark Calamity image and throws it into Calamity, defeating
them and the dark Calamity image disappears)

Babs: But not that hard.

(Yakko is fighting Ralph and is having a hard time with him.)

Yakko: This is too hard, I can't even get up to him with these arms.

(Ralph charges at Yakko, knocking him to his knees)

Yakko: Urrgh, this is getting to me

Skippy's voice: You know, you got a big disadvantage with those arms, 
my friend.

Yakko: The guy's right.

(Yakko takes off the bionic arms and faces Ralph.  Ralph attempts to charge
at Yakko again, but Yakko punches him in the stomach,  Ralph was holding
on and falls to the ground)

(Meanwhile, Buster and Pinky were battling)

Pinky: I shall avenge you to what you did.

Buster: Yeah, but that was my brother's work.

Pinky: Years ago, a man named Sub-Zero, which is you, murdered me.  But
my spirit resurrected me, in attempt to kill you and avenge my death.

Buster: It was my brother who killed you.

(Pinky fires the Van-Dam spear, but Buster moves out of the way and freezes
Pinky)

Buster: Now do you believe me?

(Meanwhile, Joesph was battling Furball)

Furball: Hmm, so you are the one who, defeated Goro without any injuries.
Very impressive.

Joesph: If you though that was impressive, you should have seen my attitude
when he busted my favorite glasses.

Furball: The source of the battle has been identified.  The battle shall
go to me.

(Furball fires a tractor ball at Joesph.  It hits Joesph and he goes right
into Furball.  Furball uppercuts Joesph and he goes flying into a rock wall)

Joesph: THAT'S IT!

(Furball fires another tractor ball, but Joesph jumps over and shadow kicks
Furball.  Then follows up with a fireball, knocking out Furball)

(Elsewhere, with UDX and Montana Max)

Montana Max: It seems your earth friends defeated my soilders.  Very impressive.
But you are still no match for me.

(Montana Max charges at UDX, then uses a fireball, a hammer and another charge
to knock him off the building.)

Montana Max: You are beaten, mortal.

UDX: NOT ON YOUR LIFE!

(UDX's emotions reaches critical levels and he transforms into a dragon)

Montana Max: So, Nightwolf taught you the ability to transform.  Impressive,
but you should see my transform)

(Montana Max glows with evil as he transforms into a winged Hydra, then
collides with the Dragon, both attempting to fight.  The dragon uses
fire to push back the Hydra.  But the Hydra pumps out water from one of its
heads.  The dragon dodges out of the way and blows fire from his mouth again,
only to miss the hydra.  The hydra charges at the dragon and attempts to
destroy him, but the dragon hacks and slashes at the hydra.  The hydra, weak
from that attack, falls to the roof of his own palace and turns back to
Montana Max.  The dragon turns back to UDX)

UDX: You have been beaten.

(Yosemite Sam appears with the Water God, the Earth God and the Fire God.
The Water God's idenity is Lola Bunny, the Earth God's idenity is Daffy
and the Fire God's idenity is Bugs)

UDX: The three elder gods.

Yosemite Sam: Shao Khan, you have failed me.

Montana Max: I am sorry, father.  But the mortal..

UDX: Excuse me, my name is Liu Kang.  I am here to restore the earth realm
from what Shao Khan has done.

Lola: Then the time has come.

Daffy: The destiny of the two realms shall be decided.

Bugs: Through Mortal Kombat.

Yosemite Sam: Let the final battle, begin.

(Both UDX and Montana Max face each other)

Voice: MORTAL KOMBAT

(UDX and Montana Max fights with fists flying.  UDX blocks many of the punches
from Montana Max, but the last one connected with UDX's face, knocking him
to the ground.  Montana Max jumps at UDX, but UDX flings him to another part
of the ground. Both get up and attacks with punches and blocks, Kung Fu styled.)

Babs: You can do it, Liu Kang

Joesph: Don't let Khan defeat you.

Kristen: Do this for the Earth Realm

Buster: Do this as a gift, for my brother

Yakko: Do this so I can return home.  My arms hurt

Dot: Do this for all of us.

(Montana Max lets loose with a super punch, but UDX, blocks and lets back with
a flying kick.  Montana Max gets back up and fires a fireball.  UDX ducks
and fires his own fireball at Montana Max.  Montana Max falls and lands on the
ground, defeated.)

UDX: Like I said, Flawless victory.

(The dragon tatoo on him jumps off Montana Max as he turns to stone, and
Yosemite Sam hardens and explodes)

UDX: It's over.  It's all over.

Lola: For the victory against Shao Khan

Daffy: The earth realm and outworld shall be restored.

Bugs: And you will all return to where the battle began.

(A flash of light occurs and everyone is back at the shaolin temple)

Kristen: We're back at the earth realm.

(Elmyra awakens)

Elmyra: Daughter.

Kristen: Mother.

Buster: It is all over.

UDX: Then will you join us?

Buster: That I can't say.  We will meet again, Liu Kang

(And with a puff of blue smoke, Buster disappears)

Dot: Look at Rayden.

Babs and Yakko: Wha?

(Skippy awakens with Lola, Daffy and Bugs next to him)

Lola: Rayden, your sacrifice has paid off.

Daffy: Come with us

Bugs: You are now, a true elder god.

Skippy: Good bye, my friends.

(UDX, Babs, Yakko, Kristen, Dot, Elmyra, and Joesph watches as Lola, Daffy,
Bugs and Skippy flies into the heavens)

Joesph: So how are we going to get off this rock?

Yakko: Oh-no!

THE END