Mortal Toonbat
by Urian Dang  (udx@HOTMAIL.COM)


Cast of Characters
Montana Max as Shao Khan
The Brain as Shang Tsung
Taz as Goro
Udx(Urian Dang X) as Liu Kang
Babs Bunny as Sonya Blade
Plucky Duck as Kano
Buster Bunny as Sub-Zero
Pinky as Scorpion
Skippy Squirrel as Rayden
Yakko Warner(cameo) as Jax
and introducing new characters
Kristen as Kitana
and
Joesph Tiger(new character) as Johnny Cage

	The Earth was once divided into 3 realms: the Earth realm, the
Outworld, and one which I will not mention.  The Outworld was once ruled
by a kind emperor till he was overthrown by his brother Shao
Khan(Montana Max).  Using his powers, he murdered his wife
Sindel(Slappy Squirrel) and lead his number one sorcerer Shang Tsung(The
Brain) to the earth realm.

	This next part will come from the four page preview of the Mailbu
series, Mortal Kombat.

Scene 1: Light and Darkness

	This is the subterranean realm of Kuatan, a province of outworld. 
In this dark and dangerous place, species fall into just 2 catergories: the
hunted and the hunters

(Taz sneeks up on the lizard and crushes his ribs with his hand.)

	Nowhere on either Earth on here on Outworld is natural selection
so cold and brutal.

Taz: Ha! That was not much of a challenge!  I expect more sport from your
kind little one.  Still, I suspect you shall make a fine meal.  A fine meal for
Goro.

(instanly, Skippy appears, forcing Taz to drop the lizard)

Taz: Wha???

Skippy: Excuse the intrusion to your repast, Goro, but Rayden would like to
have a few words with you.

Taz(looking at Skippy): Rayden? What brings the thunder god to Goro's
lair?

Skippy: An invitation for you to join those who are fighting on the side of
light.  They are training now, readying their bodies and spirits for the rigors
of Mortal Kombat: 

(showing a picture of Joesph Tiger) Johnny Cage-- the martial arts movie
star trained by great masters from around the world.

(showing a picture of Babs Bunny dressed like Sonya Blade) Sonya Blade-
- a member of a top-secret u.s. special forces unit and one of her country's
most gifted warriors.

(showing a picture of Urian Dang X dressed like Liu Kang) Liu Kang--
once a member of the super-secret white lotus society, representing the
interests and philosophies of the order of light.

Skippy(continuing):and with might Goro on their side, the treachery of
Shang Tsung could be ended forever.

Taz: I've told you before, Storm warrior.  I am a creature of darkness.  The
light bothers me.  You bother me.

Skippy: Then our discussion is over vile one.  In the dark day to come,
remember that things could have gone differently Goro.

(and with that, Skippy fires a lightning bolt at Taz)

Taz: umpphhh

Skippy: That you had one last chance to turn away from the abyss

Taz: Come back

Skippy: But now that opportunity is gone forever.

(Skippy disappears)

Skippy's voice: We shall meet again Goro, for the fates have decreed it. 
And this, this has merely been, the calm before the storm.

end of scene 1

Scene 2: How they have gathered

(Inside the dream world of Urian Dang X(udx), Udx was fighting the Brain. 
He tried many of his moves, but The Brain was fierce.  He instanly knocked
Udx down and grabbed his head by the hair.)

Brain: Your brother's souls are mine, you're next.

(and with that, he dropped Udx and started transforming)

(outside the dream world, Udx woke up from the dream)

Udx: Whew, thank goodness it was all a dream.

(Just then, Udx spotted a letter next to his bed.  He was still a little tired, but
he picked it up anyway and opened it)

Udx: Hmm, what's this (reading the letter) Liu Kang, head for a small island
between the South China Sea and the East China Sea, Rayden.

(just reading that letter gave Udx the chills)

Udx: Well, I am the hero of this episode, so I'll do my best to save the day.

(meanwhile, Babs Bunny and Yakko Warner were going after Plucky
Duck)

Babs: C'mon Jax.  We got a job to do.  I don't want that tin headed creep
slipping past my fingers again.

Yakko: But Sonya, my feet are aching and I forgot to eat lunch.

Babs: Save it for later.  We got a crook to catch.

(meanwhile in the bar, things were quiet till Babs and Yakko broke in.)

Babs: Alright, where's Kano?

One man: And just what are you talking about?

Yakko: A man named Kano broke in.  We are here to arrest him

Another man: Look, we don't work for this Kano guy.

(on the balcony where Babs and Yakko weren't searching, Plucky has
escaped the two and was next to The Brain)

The Brain: It is so nice for you to participate in the tournament, Kano.

Plucky: Thanks.  This Sonya blade is driving me nuts.

The Brain: But what could you do to her?

Plucky: How about you lure her to the tournament and I'll take her on.

The Brain: Good, Let's leave this invitation right here and disappear.  I got
to find one more person who calls himself, Johnny Cage.

(Instanly, Plucky and The Brain vanished and 5 seconds later, Babs
stumbled up the stairs and found a note.)

Babs Bunny: What is this?(reads the note) If you want to see me, come to
the island between the South China Sea and the East China Sea.  You'll find
a boat in China.  Kano

Yakko Warner: What is it?

Babs Bunny: It's that tin headed creep.  He's going to an island.  I'll catch
him in the act.

(Later)

(Joesph E Tiger was walking around for a while till a band of men came up
from behind him.)

Joesph: So, you want a piece of me huh? I'll give you my best shot.

(The men came up to Joesph, but Joesph was quick and eliminated the men
with punches and kicks)

Director: Cut.

Joesph: What is it?

Director: I think you were hitting them too hard.

Joesph: But that loses the realism.  Without realism, fans won't adore me,
Johnny Cage.

Director: Exactly.  Now get ready for take 2.

(all of a sudden, a strange man appears)

Strange Man: I would like to speak to Johnny Cage

Joesph: That would be me.

(Later)

Joesph: So I am participating in a tournament between the South and East
China Sea.

Strange man: That's right.  To prove your realism.

Joesph: Well finally I can get some action.

(Joesph disappears from the door, and that strange man turns out to be The
Brain)

Brain: Hah, now that I have the third contestant, I can begin the Mortal
Kombat Tournament.

(Later, at China, Udx was talking to Skippy about the tournamet.)

Udx: So why do I have to participate in this tournament, Lord Rayden.

Skippy: Allow me to tell you, Liu Kang.  (flashback occurs, and everything
Skippy says will happen) 500 years ago, Shao Khan(Montana Max)
banished Shang Tsung(Brain) and Goro(Taz) to the Earth Realm, which is
here.  Noticing of his power, many people tried to defeat Goro and Shang
Tsung, but failed.  Mighty Goro defeated Kung Lao in a match and became
the champion.  In the next 8 tournaments, Goro remained as the champion,
knocking down every competitor.  Rumor has it if Goro is champ after this
tournament, Shao Khan will take over the world and steal all of the souls. 
To win a world, you have to remain champion for 10 tournaments in that
world.  Now you have to win the champion belt from Goro and Shang
Tsung, forever ruining Shao Khans plan to steal this planet.(Reverts back to
the present)

Udx: In ten rows, Shao Khan will take the world by force.  No problem

Skippy: Just remember that Shang Tsung knows how to steal peoples souls.

Udx: I'll be on that lookout

(Later, at Brain's island)

Brain: Shao Khan, the guests have been selected.  The 10th tournament
shall take place.

Montana Max: Excellent, Shang Tsung.  Soon, the earth realm shall be
mine, and all of earth's souls shall be in my hands.

Brain: However, if Goro fails in this tournament, you would have to break a
rule, right?

Montana Max: Well, yeah.  Now go forth and begin the tournament

Brain: Yes.

(Meanwhile, at a old ship in China, Udx and Joesph has boarded a boat
with a dragon on the mast.  Plucky was running from Babs Bunny)

Babs: Oh what I wouldn't do for Jax to show up.  This is giving me a
backache.

(Babs ran to the boat where Plucky was and stopped Udx)

Udx: Woah, what's wrong with you, miss?

Babs: I'm Sonya Blade, Lutennant of the CIA. I am looking for a man
named Kano.

Udx: My name is Liu Kang.  I am on a quest to defeat the one who killed
my brother and to restore peace to this Earth.

Joesph: And I am Johnny Cage.  I am on here for... uh, ...for, uh... Well,
I'm on here for no reason.

(Udx and Babs drops to the floor.)

(Later, on the way to Brain's island, Joesph was throwing up in the ocean. 
He was getting a little seasick.)

Joesph: That's the last time I eat before going on a trip.

Udx: Hope you learn your lesson through that.

Babs: Look, a man is on this boat that is going to... By the way, where is it
going to?

Udx: Ask the Narrator

Babs: Mr. Narrator, where are we heading to?

(Well it's simple Babs, we are heading to Brain's Island)

Babs: Thanks

(Can I call you Sonya Blade again)

Babs: Ok Mr Narrator.

Udx: Maybe you should read your lines Barbara Ann Bunny.

Babs: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

(Instanly, Udx pulls out a water gun and squirts Babs with it)

Babs: Why you little!

Joesph: Hey guys, let's get back to the episode, okay?

Udx and Babs: OKAY!!

(The impact of the scream is so intense, Joesph goes flying into the ocean)

Joesph: Hey, what's this odd fin?

(Joesph touches the fin, but realizes this is a shark fin and quickly swims
back to the boat.)

Udx: That's the last time we scream at you.

Joesph: It's even worse than throwing up.

Babs: I better go check on the captain on where we are going.

Udx: Go right ahead, Sonya.

(Babs approaches the cabin, but is blocked off by Buster)

Buster: Who dares enters Shang Tsung's Cabin?

Babs: Sorry I was just trying to talk to the captain of this ship.  I didn't mean
to cause any..

(When Buster Grabs Babs' hand, he used his freezing powers to make her
arm cold)

Babs: Ahh. My Arm.  It's feels like I rubbed it against too much ice.

(All of a sudden, The Brain comes out)

The Brain: I am assured you met Sub-Zero.  He has the power to freeze.

Udx: Sub-Zero?

Babs: Power to freeze?

The Brain: C'mon Sub-Zero, we have no time to waste.

(The Brain enters the door while Buster follows)

Joesph: We better watch ourselves while on this ship.

(Meanwhile, Pinky was hiding out behind a mast, with him was The Brain)

The Brain: Remember, once you defeat these 3, you may go after Sub-
Zero.

Pinky: Yes, Shang Tsung. Narf

(Pinky teleported to the deck surprising Udx, Joesph and Babs)

Udx: Huh?  How did he get here?

(Instantley, Buster storms down the deck, ready to fight)

Pinky: Face the power of Scorpion

Buster: Get a life, Scorpion.  You know I am gong to beat these fools.

Pinky: That's what you think, ever since you killed me.

Buster: Kill you? You must be kidding

The Brain: I said to go after them

Udx: Ahem, what did you just say?

The Brain: I mean, go after the daffadils.

Udx: Oh.

(Instantly, Udx was ambushed by Buster)

Buster: Let's see how good you will do in a freezer.

Udx: Freeze this.

(Udx shot a fireball from his hands and Buster goes flying right into a wall.)

(Meanwhile, Babs was facing Pinky.  She though she had the upper
advantage, but Pinky fires a Spear on a piece of rope.  Babs was tied up)

Pinky: What a wimp you are, facing the powerful Scorpion

Babs(Being pulled): Ahh, I can't take any more of this.

Mysterious Voice: ENOUGH!!!

(Everyone turned their heads to the mast where Skippy Squirrel is)

Skippy: I will not have the fighters being treated like pin cushions.

The Brain: Oh, sorry.

(Pinky dissappears and The Brain and Buster enters the door to the Cabin.)

Babs: Whew, that was close.

Udx: Thanks, Lord Rayden

Skippy: Don't thank me, thank those dang voices in my head

Joesph: So you must be the Lord Rayden

Skippy: Well how can you tell? Many others are wearing a suit like this?

Joesph: It's because of that tag

(Joesph is pointing to a tag on Skippy's uniform that says "Hi, I'm Rayden")

Babs: Oh, that tag huh?

Udx: I'm sensing a pattern here.

Scene 3: Arrival at Brain(Shang Tsung)'s island

(The ship arrived at Brain's island.  It was dark when it arrives and Udx,
Babs and Joesph feels a little woozy.)

Udx: Man I should have rested while we were going to island

Babs: I agree.  I haven't slept since yesterday.

Skippy: But we must move on to the castle

(But Udx and Babs were soooooooo(gasp) tired, they both fell asleep)

Skippy: What happened?

Joesph: Must be "yawn" exhaustion

(Skippy carries Udx and Joesph carries Babs and they go up to the castle. 
Halfway up, Udx and Babs awaken and refreshed. When they arrived, they
saw odd statues of many fighters)

Udx: "gulp" that looks a little scary to me.

Babs: Get a hang on it, Liu Kang.

Udx: Sorry, I had a nightmare.  It involved a sorccer stealing the soul of my
brother.

Joesph: Now that's scary.

(Later, while inside the castle, everyone was dining on cusines ordered from
the all you can eat buffet)

Udx: Man, this food is great.  It's like eating back when I was only 6 years
old

Babs: You know this is a all you can eat buffet and dining room all in 1
room.

Joesph: I better go get me some more Curry and Shoyu Chicken.

(All of a sudden, Brain called to order everyone.)

The Brain: Attention everyone, I have a announcement to make.

Skippy: Yeah, a lousy one.

The Brain: Tomorrow is the day the tournament.  You will not only be
risking your lives, but also your souls to capture the champion ship belt from
the 9 in a row champ, Goro.

Udx: What type of belt is this?

The Brain: Actually it's a Champion belt I borrowed from the WWF(World
Wrestling Federation).  But remember, if you all fail, I'm afraid everyone on
earth will have to give their precious little planet to Shao Khan.  But now, a
little demostration.

(A gong occurs and two ninjas grabs the tables and knocks it over)

Udx: Hey, I was eating that.

(a group of ninjas were performing Martial Arts.  One Ninja takes on
Buster(Sub-Zero).  Buster was charging up a ice attack.  When the Ninja
jumped, Buster turned him into a frozen ninja and it collided with a wall,
breaking the ice and knocking the ninja out)

Udx: Hey, isn't that the weird boy we saw on the ship?

Joesph: Yeah.  He even froze Sonya's arm

Babs: Well at lease Rayden restored my arm.

(later, Udx couldn't sleep because of that same nightmare he had just like
last night.)

Udx: Uhh, that nightmare's getting me.  That's the last time I combine
Chinese Food with Japanese Food.

Babs: Must be having that same nightmare again, eh?

Udx: I need some fresh air before the tournament.

Joesph:  Let's go for a walk

(They were walking around and they heard voices)

Joesph: What was that?

Udx: I don't know, let's investigate.

(They found a platform and hid, because Taz and Plucky was down there)

Plucky: So about this Shang Tsung guy

Taz: Shang Tsung is one of the most powerful sorrcers in the outworld.  He
and I were sent here 500 years ago

Plucky: He must be pretty old.  When was he born

Taz: You think I'd tell you?

Plucky: Oh, sorry. I got a little spaced out.

Taz: Ah, idiots.

(The Brain steps in)

The Brain: So what's up so far?

Taz: Oh nothing, except a couple of insults.

Plucky: Defently

(Back on the altar)

Udx: Man they insult like a betrayed monk

Babs: We should get out of here while we are still alive.

(Udx , Joesph and Babs runs)

The Brain: Hmm, looks like our guests are in for a surprise.

(While running, Udx manages to spot Kristen)

Udx: Huh? Who's that girl?

Babs: Kang, what are you looking at?

Udx: There's a girl

(All of a sudden, a spray of acid spews on Udx's eyes.)

Udx: Ahh, my eyes.

Babs: Don't worry Kang, we'll get out.

(All of a sudden, warriors come out)

Joesph: Trouble.

Udx: Let's fight, we have no other choice.

(Udx, Babs, and Joesph starts to fight)

(Babs was surrounded by 2 warriors, but she jumped and the warriors got
knocked out)

(Udx and Joesph used the double team and 4 warriors were knocked out)

(6 were left and Udx, Babs and Joesph took on 2 at a time and the
remaining warriors were knocked out)

(all of a sudden, Skippy Squirrel comes out giving a hand)

Skippy: Hahaha.  It seems your power can match even these warriors.  But
you know Goro is the champion.

Udx: Lord Rayden, how did Goro become champion?

Skippy: It's a long story, so I'll make it short: 500 years ago, a man named
Kung Lao, who was champion, took on Goro.  Even though Kung Lao was
strong, Goro was relentless.  Not even the power of Kung Lao could defeat
Goro.  He lost the match when Goro grabbed him and threw him down to
the ground.  He lost his championship, his life and his soul.

Udx: That's bad

Skippy: Well, here's the worse part.  Goro was champion for 500 years 9
times in a row.  Remember, if he wins the 10th time, Shao Khan will win the
world.

Udx: You mean, he's going to take it over?

Skippy: Exactly.

Babs: Well what are we waiting for?  Let's train and fight.

Skippy: I will be your trainer.  Work hard young kombatants.

(the next day)

(Udx was to take on Goofy(you know how much I would love to humiliate
Disney)

Brain: Remember, loser loses his soul.

(A bell sounds)

(Goofy starts out with 5 roundhouse punches, but Udx kicks back, making
him lose his balance.  However, Goofy gets back up and uppercuts Udx. 
Udx gets back up and performs a flying kick.  Goofy was hit.  Then a pair
of sticks come in.  Udx grabs one. Goofy grabs another.  They hit each
other with the sticks.  However, Udx was relentless due to the training he
had last night.  One blow to the head with the stick made Udx the winner
and Goofy the loser.)

(Udx steps away in victory as Brain approaches Goofy)

Brain: Your soul is mine.

(Brain sucks Goofy's soul out and Goofy turns to stone.)

Brain: Very tasty. "burp"

(Later)

(Babs was to take on a mystery man)

Babs: Alright, let him out.

Mysterious voice: Here I come, sugar.

(The mysterious man reveals himself to be Plucky Duck)

Babs: Kano, my old enemy.

Plucky: Let's rumble.

(the match begins.)

(Plucky uses the clothesline on Babs, she gets back up and uses a
takedown.  Plucky was relentless and grabbed her by the legs.  But Babs
kicks Plucky and uses the Sharpshooter technique)

Brain: Finish him

(Babs inflicted pain on Plucky and Plucky got knocked out.)

Babs: Yes. I haven't felt this good since the pigs ate my sister.

(later, in the forest, where Pinky and Joesph would meet)

Joesph: Where is my next opponenet?

(Instanly, Pinky appears and fires the spear on a rope)

(Joesph ran for his life, but he trips over a log.  Luckly, the spear didn't hit
him)

(The spear returned to Pinky)

(Pinky fired the spear again, but this time, Joesph ran behind a tree and the
spear got smashed.  Pinky lost the move.)

Joesph: You know I am not giving up.

(Pinky got out his axe and tried to use it on Joesph.)

Joesph: What would I do?

(Joesph noticed a rope which says "pull this.")

(Joesph pulls the rope and a huge anvil falls on Pinky, knocking him out. 
You can hear a big narf sound from the anvil.)

Joesph: Well that was easy. 

(Later, at the beach)

Udx: Now who would I take on at this point?

(all of a sudden, Kristen(Kitana) appears)

Udx: Hey that's the girl I saw last night.

Brain: Begin

(Both udx and Kristen started to fight)

Kristen: You are a impressive fighter

(They switched moves between)

Kristen: But you need to know how to win

(they switched blows again)

Kristen: If you want to win a match, you must use the element they have.

Brain: That's enough.  I am calling this match a draw

(the match stops)

A real match: Hey I resemble that

Brain: Shut up, stupid cameo wannabe.

(Brain hits the match)

(later, inside the temple of fire and ice)

(Udx was walking and noticed Buster Bunny(Sub-Zero)

Buster: Prepair to pay.

Udx: Just hope I know this

(The match begins)

(Udx uses the bike kick on Buster, but Buster knocks Udx down with a
slide.  Then he charges up with a ice attack)

(Kristen appears)

Kristen's voice: If you want to win a match, you must use the element they
have.

Udx(noticing the bucket of water): This is what I need.

(Udx grabs the bucket and fires the water at Buster.  Buster freezes.)

Udx: Whew.  That was close.

(later)

Brain: Goro, it is time.  You are ready to defend your championship.  Then
Shao Khan shall rule the earth realm.

Taz: I am ready.   Let me at those wimps.

(Soon, the match for the championship was online as one by one, 22 of the 
greatest fighters were elimintaed.  Too make things worse, their souls were
given up to Brain.)

Brain: It looks like Goro has managed to defeat everyone.

Joesph: Not everyone.  I shall take you on myself.

Brain: Then be it.  If you fail, you and the two others will give their 
souls up.

Joesph: I accept your challenge.

(Then, Taz appears and climbs into the ring.  Joesph climbs into the ring.
They both face each other.  Then, Taz took the sunglasses of Joesph and
eats it)

Joesph: Let's dance

(Taz raises his arms, but Joesph punches him in the stomach, giving Taz
stomach pains.  To everyone's surprise, Joesph leaves)

Brain: Don't just stand there, stop him

(Taz follows Joesph up to the top of the mountain.  Joesph was angry.)

Joesph: You know how much those $500 dollars glasses meant to me?

(Joesph was so angry, he perfected a punch combo, sending Taz flying off
the mountain and landing on ground)

Taz:  Ouch.  Need hospital.  Need Bandages.  Need MTV.

Joesph: That's gotta hurt.

(Joesph went back to the ringside, where Udx and Babs was)

Udx: How did you managed to survive without taking a scratch?

Joesph: It was simple.  Goro ate my glasses and I was sooooooo mad, I
had to knock his lights out.

(With Taz knocked out, Brain emitted a cloud of dark smoke.  When the
smoke clears, Babs was in the hands of the Brain)]

Brain: She will face me, at the Outword

(Then the portal appears and Brain and Babs disappears)

Udx: I don't believe it.

Joesph: He just took one of our friends without notice.

Udx: He even forgot to pay our buffet bill.

Skippy: Perhaps the time has come.

Udx: What are you talking about.

Skippy: To remind you, Shang Tsung came from the Outworld.  It is
rumored to be a place where was once filled with beauty, now in ruins. 
You are now on your own.

Udx: Fine then.  We must travel to the Outworld.

(Udx and Joesph enters the portal and disappears.

(When they arrive, they saw Kristen.)

Udx: Hey wait, you're that girl I saw back on that island.

Kristen: Yes.  This was once my homeland, till Shao Khan took it over. 
What was once green is now rocky.  I saw one of your friends being taken
by the sorrcer, Shang Tsung.  I will assist you in the home stretch of your
tired quest and the rest of this film.

Joesph: Yeah, but it's like a maze.

Kristen: Kahn's power turned it to a maze.

Udx: I hop he didn't turn it to a funpark.  I would defently like a funpark like
this.

(Just then, he saw a mysterious pidgeon.  It looked like Pesto.)

Udx: Perhaps that, would help us.


(Udx tackles Pesto and the pidgeon starts to look at the gang)

Pesto: Woah, what's going on here?

Udx: Huh? A pidgeon?

Pesto: I'm no ordinary Pidgeon.  I am a pidgeon that knows how to give my
opponents the humiliation of death.  I am, REPTILE.

(Udx and Joesph were shocked in surprise)

Udx: You can't be Reptile.  You are only a bird.

Pesto: That's my call name.

Udx: Oh.

Pesto: However, I have one problem.  I seem to have acid in my stomach.

Udx: You mean, you were the one protecting Princess Kitana?

Pesto: Yes. I was also the one who brunt your eyes.

(Pesto spits out acid on the ground)]

Pesto: I need to get rid of it.  I need to retire from real fights.

Udx: Good thing I brought Alka Selzer.

(Udx throws a box of Alka Selzer to Pesto,  Pesto takes one and is cured.)

Pesto: Thanks guys.  Now where are you heading to?

Kristen:  To Shang Tsung.  He is holding a prisoner hostage.

Pesto: Oh it's that tower over there(points to the tower). You can't miss it.

Udx: Wait, where are you heading off to?

Pesto: Hollywood.

(Pesto enters the portal and disappears)

Udx: This has become the weirdest sktech in my life.

(Later, at the tower, Babs was chained to the wall while Brain was watching
MTV's Cartoon Sushi.  Brain was enjoying the show till Udx, Joesph and
Kristen intrudes.)

Brain: And in the middle of a episode.  Sheesh.  Can you leave me alone?

Udx: Not until you let Sonya go.

Brain: Hah.  I told you I am going to take her on.

Udx: Actually you look like you watched too much TV.

Brain: You're right.  I am watching too much TV.  Instead of taking on the
girl, I shall take on him(points to Joesph)

Joesph: I would love to, but I got a batch of popcorn to make.

Brain: Sheesh.  When will you stop complaining?

Udx: I will take you on.

Brain: Finally.

Udx: I am Liu Kang.  I am destined to defeat you and avenge my brother.

Brain: So, you managed to find out that I killed your brother.  Find then. 
Let's get it on.

(the match begins)

(While Udx and Brain fought it out, Joesph frees Babs)

Babs: Thanks Joesph.  My wrists were getting itchy.

Joesph: Why don't we just watch the fight.  I got fresh hot popcorn

(Everyone gets out a seat and sits down while Udx and Brain dukes it out
and Joesph serves out fresh hot popcorn.

Joesph: Here you go.  Fresh off the popper.

Udx: I know you killed my brother because of hate.  I want him back

Brain: I told you his soul is mine.  Instead, you are greeted to this.

(Brain snaps his fingers and a bunch of fighters come out.  3 of them jumps
to the top of the platform.)

Jesse: Prepair for trouble.

James: And make it double.

Jesse: To protect the world from devasation.

James: To unite all peoples within our nation.

Jesse: To dennounce the evils of truth and love.

James: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jesse: Jesse

James: James

Jesse: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light

James: Surrender now, or prepair to fight.

Meowth: Meowth.  That's right.

Udx: How did you managed to resurrect these people.

Brain: Get a life.  Those aren't the souls I took, they were under there.  I
imprisoned them.

Udx: Oh.

(Each fighter took Uudx on, one by one.  But Udx's powers knocked the
fighters back to the Earth realm.)

Brain: Blasted.  I though I had it.  It's just you and me.

Udx: Fine then.

(Brain starts it with a shadow kick, but Udx evades it and uppercuts Brain
to the top of the tower.)

Udx: This is beginning to act like my dream.

Brain: This ain't your dream.  This is real.

(Brain was repeating his moves against Udx, just like in the dream, he was
getting injured during the battle.)

Brain: Your borther's souls is mine, you're next.

(Brain once again, starts to transform, but Udx trips him and he falls sky
high)

Udx: Oooooooh.  Tsungy fall down the hole.

(Brain fell at the speed of a elephant and landed face first on very hard
cement.)

Brain: Duh, I would like a double cheese burger, onion rings, and a large
orange...

(a giant anvil crushes Brain.  All of the souls that he stole escaped.)

Udx I did it. I prevented the 10th win.  Yes.

Babs: Alright already, can we go home now?

(back at the temple)

Skippy: All because you defeated Shang Tsung, you have prevented the
destruction of Earth.  Now everyone can live in peace.

Babs: I bet when Jax hears this, he will be excited.

Joesph: If I can find that Reptile guy, I can show him around hollywood.

Udx: But I know I can never win back my brother.  He's gone to the great
beyond after Tsung was defeated.

Kristen: There was one thing we forgot, Shao Khan

(All of a sudden, Montana Max appears)

Montana Max: Hahaha.  You may have defeated Shang Tsung, but I am still
going to take over your precious world.

Udx: That's Shao Khan?

Montana Max: Of course it is.  I will meet with you in the Outworld.

Joesph: Well, we know what to do.

Babs: Yeah, and what's that?

Joesph: Why the same thing we are going to do next time.

Udx, Skippy, Babs, Joesph, and Kristen: Try to protect our world from
Shao Khan.

To Be Continued

Coming soon, Mortal Toonbat: Lonnination.