And now, by popular demand..KARROT CHAMELEON!!!

Written by Culture Club's biggest fan, BABS BUNNY (though for copyright of the lyrics it's Juli Magera..ssshhhhh!:)

*Babs Bunny spins into Boy George's INFAMOUS "Colour by Numbers" outfit* (cute huh?)

KARROT CHAMELEON
(Boy Babs and Creature Club)
*ahem*
Droppin' anvils from the skies every day
If I hit you with a mallet, would you say..(ow)

I'm a Toon who is a rabbit
I'm a Toon who also knows
Eating carrots is done by habit
Just watch the show
Just watch the shooowwwww!

Karrot karrot karrot karrot karrot Chameleon
Watch the show..just watch the show
Crunching is so easy when I'm eating food of my dreams
Orange and green..Orange and green

Didn't hear that falling sound an anvil makes
Now you're flattened to the ground like a pancake

Didn't see the shadow forming
Your reaction was much too slow
Didn't hear me cry out a warning
Look out below!
Look out belowwwwww!
*KLANG*

Karrot karrot karrot karrot karrot Chameleon!
Watch the show...just watch the show!
Crunching is so easy when I'm eating food of my dreams
Orange and green..Orange and green

Everyday in Acme Acres
I see cartoon movers and shakers
Everyday in Acme Acres
I see cartoon movers and shakers

I'm a Toon who is a rabbit
I'm a Toon who also knows
Eating carrots is done by habit
Just watch the show
Just watch the shoooowwwww!

Karrot karrot karrot karrot karrot Chameleon
Watch the show...just watch the show
Crunching is so easy when I'm eating food of my dreams
Orange and green..Orange and green

(repeat 3x)

Karrot Karrot Karrot Karrot Karrot Chameleon!