"Hi-ya toonsters! Buster Bunny speaking. Hey, over here!"

[camera shifts left towards Buster]

"We're in the animation studio, waiting to see what the writers and
artists are working on. They haven't shown us anything yet, but they
did say that today's story was going to be good!"

[Plucky runs in]

"Hi, all you Plucky-lovers out there! Just think, my first full-length
movie!

[camera starts shifting away from Plucky]

"Hey, get back here, I'm not done! Don't you want to see the preview?"

[Buster, Plucky and the camera all move over to the TV screen. The
TV turns on and you hear:]

"'Jurassic Bark,' starring Plucky Duck, and co-starring Buster and Babs
Bunny,"

[Suddenly you hear Babs]  "no relation"

"Montana Max, Elmyra Duff, Calamity Coyote, and Beeper.

[The TV blackens, and suddenly, you see a T-Rex pop up out of no
where, and you see the JP logo behind it.]

	"Hello, Buster." Buster looks over to see Babs walking towards
him. "Why do you think we're here?" Babs asks.
	"I believe Dr. Coyote has something to show us."
	"I hope it isn't one of his crazy ideas again. I remember last time
he tried to get a chicken to lay scrambled eggs."
	"I think it's something a little more strange."
	The two furry, unsuspecting scientists walk into the huge,
underground chamber and find Dr. Coyote waiting for them by the
door. "Welcome to Jurassic Bark's Visitor Center!" he exclaims. "I'll
show you the reason I invited you here."
	They now quickly walk down even further underground and
into a movie chamber. They then watch a animated cartoon clip that
shows two dinosaurs fighting. Suddenly, the T-Rex takes a bite out of
the Triceratops and blood is spilled on the tree. A while later, JB's
scientists found a tree with a red spot on it's bark, stripped some of the
bark, and took it to their laboratory. They discovered dino-blood! They
mixed it with a Cobra snake's blood, and made dinos.
	"Very interesting", Buster later said after the video.
	"I liked the graphics," Babs mentioned after Buster.
	"Graphics!?"
	"Oops, hee hee." Babs says blushly.

	They later took a tour of the park, and found many trees, lakes,
park benches, playgrounds... (you get the joke) They then heard a loud
scream coming from the 'spitter' pen, "Henry, how many times have I
told you NOT to spit on your brother!"
	"But mom, he did it first!"
	"Wow, these dinosaurs sure are aggressive!" Buster comments.
	"Yes, but they are also very nice creatures. Take the Pluck-Rex
for example... then again, let's not. Hmm, let's see, oh yes, there's the
Velociraptor... never mind. Umm, well, you've got a point there."
	"What if the dinosaurs got loose some how?" Babs asks.
	"Then God help us."

[Later at the Visitor Center...]

	"Montana Max, you're not done with those papers YET!? If
you don't get them done soon, I'll have you fired!"
	"Yeah? If that's the case, then I quit! Who put in these lines in
my script?!"
	"Don't tell him, he'll crack." Buster says.
	About an hour after dark, they noticed their gasoline meter.
They were almost out! Suddenly, a scaly, big beaked T-Rex popped out
of the thick bushes! "Yep, it's a mutated Plucky Duck. He wanted to
take the part." Buster says calmly.
	"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" the three scream.
	"Shhhh! The T-Rex only sees things that move!" Buster
explains.
	Wide-eyed, Buster and Babs Bunny [no relation] notice
Calamity running towards the public restroom, but instead, runs into
the 'Lady's Only' room!
	Pluck-Rex notices Calamity too, and follows him to the
restroom. "This is my favorite part," says Pluck-Rex.
	Suddenly, in one single second, Calamity Coyote is gone!
"Help!", the sign reads from Pluck-Rex's mouth.
	"Get in there!" Pluck-Rex exclaims.
	"Come on, Babs, it's our only chance! Let's go!" Buster
whispers.
	Pluck-Rex sees them half running, half hopping down the road,
but the gate has been closed on both sides! They're trapped! They look
behind them, and see that Pluck-Rex is charging right for them!

[Meanwhile]

	"Max, you're fired!"
	"Wait, that's not how it's supposed to go! Get it straight this
time!" Max yells.
	"Oh yeah, sorry." The phone began ringing, and Max picks it
up.
	"Got the dino-blood?" says a deep, strange voice. "Yeah, I got
it. I put it in this curdled cheese container," he replies.
	"OK. Make sure you unlock all dinosaur cells, doors and locks
to make sure you can get off the island, OK?" 
	"It's already done", Max says slyly. 

[Later at the Pluck-Rex cell site]

	"Buster, what are we going to do? We can't let that Pluck-Rex
eat us like he did Calamity!"
	Let's make like a jet and," [suddenly, a hover jet fly's by and
Buster grabs Bab's hand and the hover jet] " FLY!!!" Buster yells.
	"Darn, almost got 'em," Plucky clucks.
	"Where are we going? Not landing, I hope!" Babs says.
	"We have to find the dino-blood capsule before we leave,"
answered Buster.
	"Hey, what's Max doing down there? It looks like he's got a
container with something in it! Let's go check it out. If I know
Montana Max, he's trying to make money off of the blood. Let's get
him!"
	"Let's not," Babs says.
	"Aww, come on, Babs. Don't you want to get money off of that
stuff? I mean, hey, why not be stupid like everyone else and create
living, dreaded dinosaurs and make money off of it?" Buster says.
	"No, not really," Babs replies.
	"Oh, well, OK. I guess it isn't a good idea anyways."

[JP theme song starts, and you see Buster carrying Babs on the hover
jet off into the sunset]

	"Hee hee hee, those stupid rabbits will be missing out on a
million dollar business!" almost crazily said by Max.
	[Suddenly, Pluck-Rex bashes through the wall and screams out
a huge 'ROAR!!!'] 	"AAAHHHHHH!!!"
	[CHOMP! GULP!]
	"Help, get me out of here! Hey, who's that!?" A flashlight
switches on and Max notices Calamity Coyote in the dark! He holds up
a sign that says, "Help! (again)".

[Max looks over at the camera]

About the Author: Sneek Peek

Yes, I know I spelt 'Sneek' wrong. *GRIN* I am very sorry for how
cheesy the jokes are in this small parody, but aren't all jokes cheesy?
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. If you have feedback on this story, or
just want to say 'Hi', I enjoy e-mail from *almost* anyone.
	*SMILE*

Signed,

	
	Derek S.

E-Mail: MinnGuy15@AOL.com


Story written by Derek S. on March 27, 1998.