L,,TH+\11 1@J1J1J1J1=/8J1Inferno By Joey Horne. This fan fiction is based on "Dizzies" by Ryan Farnsworth. ABSOLUTELY NO TOONS, RACCOSHI, FLAME PEOPLE, OR ANY FREAK OF PLANETARY NATURE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FANFIC! This, is "Galaxy X", a solar system containing 27 planets. Our story begins on "Posonon", a huge prison asteroid, containing nearly every creature in the universe. Inferno, the warden, was in his office. He was a fierce man, with fire as his head, right hand, and right foot. Every other part of his body was armor. He checked his prisoner data, to see what he was missing. "So...." Inferno said to himself. "I still don't have toons & raccoshi. I guess I'll start with toons......" Inferno told himself as he turned on a TV. First Inferno saw a cartoon of Binky the frankfurter. "No, too dumb." Inferno said. Then he saw a cartoon of Oldies. "Nahh, too old." After Oldies was Babies. "Too young." After that was a cartoon called Tiny toon adventures. "Perfect......." Inferno whispered. After Inferno's wise choice of choosing the tiny toons, he sent his request to the radio mail center on planet Heat, a non-stop 80 degrees farenheit arena planet. This planet was also home of many bounty hunters. Inferno sent his bounty request to three of them. Magma, who took the place of the leader on most missions, was a raccosh. A raccosh is a human with grey raccoon ears and a striped raccoon tail. The stripes are grey, but the rest of the stripes' color depend on what kind of raccosh it was born with. The six kinds of raccoshi are fire(red), light(white), earth(brown), ice(light blue), dark(black), and wind(blue). Nevertheless, Magma was a fire raccosh, and is 1,400 years old(which was only 14 in earth time). Sun, a light raccosh, was 1,300(13). Stone, an earth raccosh, was the youngest of the group, at age 1,200(12). The three were packing up to go to Hawaii on Earth for vacation when Magma heard the door bell ring. "I'll get it," Magma told his fellow hunters. Magma opened his front door and found a package on his porch. "This better not be a request," Magma murmured as he opened the small box. The item in the package was a microcassette recorder with a small piece of paper, saying 'play me'. Magma pressed the play button, taking out the MCR. "You will come to Posonon for a mission," said the tape. "This mission is required, or you will DIE!" the tape threatened. "THIS TAPE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS!" said the tape as it began to emerge smoke. Magma threw the MCR into orbit(raccoshi have super strength). "Bad news guys," Magma said to the other two hunters. "You're not saying...."Sun said to Magma, looking depressed. "Yup." "Natch!......NATCH! NATCH! NATCH! NATCH!" "Oh, shut up!" Stone yelled at Sun. "Well, we'd best suit up." Magma ordered. All three hunters went into their bathroom. When they came out, the hunters were wearing red T-shirts and blue shorts. Each hunter had a different Japanese marking on their T-shirt. The group left their home and entered their ship, carrying their stun blasters with them, and left for Posonon. As our boys for bounty reach Posonon, they hit a force field. A mystic voice says, "You cannot enter Planet Posonon unless you rightly answer my questions three." "DANG! Alright." Magma blurted out through the ship's intercom. "ONE! WHAT IS A MONSTER?!" The voice angrily cried out. "One. A noun. An ugly creature. Two. A noun. A cruel person." Magma replied. "TWO! WHAT WAS YOUR HIGHEST PAYMENT?!" "80,000,000 X credits." "THREE! ..............Do you have a cousin named Goop?" "No, but the owner of the place I bought my stun blaster was called Newscast." "Decent answers. You may pass." The hunters heard a noise of an auto garage door opening. When the noise stopped, the group's ship passed through the field, and into the Posnonon jail garage. Exiting their ship and into Inferno's office, Magma, Sun & Stone began the deal. "Your mission is to capture three toons from 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. No more, no less." Inferno began. "How much are we gonna get paid?" Sun asked. "Yeah, how much?" Stone asked, continuing for Sun. "You do know, that we don't take missions for nothing, do ya?" Magma reminded. "Hmmmmm........Will 900 X credits do?" Inferno suggested. "Oh god." "I am NOT, taking a mission with that suck-an-idiot's-thumb paycheck!" "Cheapskate." "Okay, 90,000 X credits." "Nahhh," "................" "No." "FINE, 90,000,000 X CREDITS! TAKE IT!" All three hunters blinked once in unison with their eyes looking like dollar signs. "WE'LL TAKE IT!" Magma blurted out. "Okay, but remember, neither one of you will get an X dime until I have those toons." Inferno warned. 'Heh, heh, heh.... little do they know that when I have my wants, I'll throw those raccosh hunters in on of my remaining cells, as well as the toons, completing my collection of hostages in order to control all fan fiction sites of the universe, and Galaxy X! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!' Inferno sinisterly thought. As the hunters left Posonon, they decided to talk about their choices in the cockpit. "How 'bout Buster, Plucky and Hamton?" Magma suggested. "If so, I choose our targets." 'You always choose our targets.' Stone realized. "Okay, but I don't want Ham-doofus." Sun declared. "Tough luck, 'cause you are." ordered Magma. "NAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Sun griped. "QUIT THE CRUDDY WHININ'!" Stone angrily yelled. "Stone, you get Plucky." Magma assigned. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Stone shouted joyfully. "That leaves me with Buster." Magma said as he and his fellow hunters approached Acme Acres, USA, Earth. The spaceship landed in an ultra-huge bush. The ship's door opens, and all three hunters stepped out of it, carrying their stun blasters. As Magma, Sun, and Stone exited the bush, they realized it was dark outside. Sun checked his watch. It said 7:53 P.M. "We lucked out, didn't we?" Stone asked, looking satisfied. "Yup. At this time of day, nobody should get suspicious on this mission." Sun replied. "Shut up, and split up!" Magma ordered. Meanwhile, in a neighbor hood in Acme Acres, Hamton was doing his housework(as usual), when he heard a knocking at his door. Little did he know that it was Sun aiming his stun blaster right at it! Hamton stopped his work to open the door. "Plucky," Hamton began, "I can't-" ZAP! Sun had nailed Hamton with his stun blaster. Hamton remained Paralyzed while Sun took him to the ship. Meanwhile, Stone approaches Weenie burger, armed with his stun blaster and a para- bomb. He sees Plucky and Shirley the loon through one of the windows. Stone had kicked the door open and entered Weenie burger. "Alright, Plucky, Yer' comin' with me!" Stone threatened. "Like, says who?!" Shirley angrily asked. Stone, saying nothing, activates his para-bomb, runs out of Weenie burger and flies to it's roof. a bright flash of light emerges from it's windows. After the flash, Stone reentered Weenie burger. Everyone stood still inside. "For a HUGE pay, this mission is too easy," Stone said as he took Plucky to the ship. Over at the entrance to Acme mall, Buster exited it, but strangely, nobody was around. "That's odd," Buster said, confused. "It's only an hour 'till closing time." "That's probably 'cause I scared 'em all out......" A mysterious figure said. It was Magma. He zapped Buster out stunned, and took him to the ship. Before any hunter got near their ship, Fifi La Fume accidently stumbled into the large bush where the spaceship was hiding. Due to her search for a boyfriend, she curiously entered it. she had reached the cockpit, but just then, she began to hear voices! Fifi hid in a empty steel cupboard, leaving it open a little for air. Just then, Magma, Sun, and Stone entered the cockpit, but Sun felt something odd. "Magma, do you smell something?" Sun asked. "Yup. IT'S VICTORY!" Magma happily cried out. "No, it smells like skunk." "Whaddya mean, skunk?" "Take another whiff and you'll know what I mean." "I think it's coming from there," Stone interrupted, pointing at the cupboard where Fifi was hiding. Magma opened it. "Errrrrrrr........Hi?" Fifi said. "SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH! GET HER!" Magma cried out. Fifi began to run, but Stone grabbed her, holding her still while Magma tied her up with a chain. "So boss, what are we gonna do to her?" Sun asked. "We can't give her to Inferno, or we won't get our pay." "How 'bout we take her to Heat with us and keep her for ourselves? I mean, we got our other three toons we wanted, right?" Magma suggested. "Zen why did you tie moi up?" Fifi asked. " 'Cause you look like you could interfere with this mission," Magma replied. "Besides, Bounty hunters get paid to do that stuff." "POSONON, HO!!!!!!" Stone cried out as the ship took off. 30 minutes later, the hunters ship reached Galaxy X. "Guys, I'm gonna get some intergalactic fried chicken," Sun said. "Want some?" "Sure," Magma replied. "And could ya put the skunk next to the toons' cell while you're at it?" "Okay!" Sun obeyed, picking up Fifi. "Let go of moi you geek!" Fifi screamed. "Shut yer stinky trap up!" Sun yelled, throwing Fifi next to a force field. "Go and make some new friends!" "Greeat." Hamton griped 10 minutes later. "Now how are we gonna get outta here?" "Leave that to us," a voice said as two figures appeared. they were the author and illustrator. The illustrator was the author's little brother, Jeffery, and the author was(Duhhhhhh!), me. "Jeffery, draw a rope for me to pull so I can set the nice toons free." I said. "Okay." Jeffery replied, drawing a rope. I pulled it, and an anvil fell on me. "WRONG ROPE!" I angrily yelled to Jeffery, drawing another rope and erasing the anvil on me. I pulled the other rope, and a piano fell on me this time. 12 ropes later, the force field dome disappeared, as well as the chain Fifi was tied up in. All four toons ran into the teleport room, while me and Jeffery disappeared. As Buster, Fifi, Plucky, and Hamton found a teleport leading straight to Acme Acres! Little did they know that Sun, aiming his stun blaster at the heroes, and carrying a bucket of chicken, was behind them! 'Sayonara, suckers!' Sun thought, ready to fire. This looks like the end of Tiny Toon.....WHAT AM I SAYING?! There's still two minutes left! Okay, Buster and Fifi escaped back to Acme Acres, but Plucky and Hamton got nailed. Is there a way to save the remaining hostages? The end........For now. 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