Fun with Love
By FoxWiz - foxwizard@hotmail.com
Characters: Buster, Babs, Fifi, Shorty, Plucky, Shirley, Hamton,
Cleocatra, Pete , Lola.
This is just a mad story of secret affairs. You get to see ahead of one of
my new characters, Cleo. For this story's sake you'll get to see her.
Hopefully, this will boost my characters' popularity.


     The evening was dull at Acme Acres and school was over for the day
at Acme Loo. The halls were empty and the classrooms were silent.
BUMP! Or were they? The sound came from a classroom and the door
was slightly opened. Then we see Buster kissing someone other than
Babs...
     The next day at school, Buster approached Babs at her locker. He was
giving her a kiss on the cheek and glanced across to see Fifi at a
corner. He gave her a peck and turned to her.
     "Buster! That's very sweet of you," complemented Babs.
     "Yeah, sweet," Buster said dryly.
     "Look I gotta go. I'll see ya later."
     She left him, and walked down the hall then ducked around the
corner. She went into the film room where she was grabbed by a hand.
     "Hey..." she cried.
     She was cut by a kiss and she accepted it. She then parted with it to
look at the person with a sly grin on his face.
     "What took ya?" the person said.
     "Buster was being sweet. Not much anyway."
     "Do you think he knows about us?"
     "No, what 'bout yours?"
     "Never."
     They stopped the small talk and went back to where they cut off.
Meanwhile, Shorty (a boy wearing a white shirt and jeans with an
orange cap) walked curiously along the hall. He stopped to see if
anyone was looking and ducked into the lockers. He came out of five
lockers above and went in the chemistry lab. He was greeted with a
kiss from unknown lips. It slowly pulled away from him and he
watched the give him a sly grin.
     "I hope your so-called boyfriend doesn't know?" he asked.
     "He's too foolish to know." remarked the unknown person.
     "You have wonderful sparks," he said.
     "Show me your sparks," she began, "and I'll show you mine."
     It raised a finger with a bright spark on top and Shorty raised his two
fingers with sparks on them. They let each other fingers touch while
they kiss and disappear.
     Later, we find Hamton in the library studying while a toon flew over
his head.
     'You can't even whisper when Foghorn's the librarian,' he thought.
     Just then, he was hit by a paper ball and looked to rows of shelves
from where it came. In the shadows, he saw a pair of eyes and a finger
that motioned for him to come to it. He got up and went to the eyes
that backed away. He didn't see the eyes anymore as he entered total
darkness. He went, "Psst, psst." and was suddenly pulled into unknown
lips. After a while they released they walked near some light but the
secret kisser was still hidden.
     "You scared the Spam off of me," exclaimed Hamton.
     "I'm sorry," the kisser apologized.
     "I didn't say it was a bad thing."
     She giggled and suddenly stopped, "Does, 'she' knows?"
    "Never."
     With that, they continued kissing and they blended in with the dark.
In the Sound Effects class 101, Fifi was writing when she got a note
that was passed up to her. It read, 'Meet me at our "special" class,
signed your love.' She smiled and put it in her fur pocket then went
back to her paper.
At lunchtime, Plucky went to the table where Buster and Hamton were
sitting. Plucky sat next to Buster who gave a disgusted look at Plucky's
tray of food.
     "Is that toxic waste or colored manure?" Buster asked.
     "I think its both mixed together." Plucky replied as he picked the
lime-green goop with his fork. Buster talked to Hamton while Plucky
dipped his fork in the mystery meat. Just then, he found something
strange and pulled it out. It was a note and he wiped off the food then
read it. It read: 'meet me at the "place" after school. Signed, hot lips.'
     To his surprise, Buster turned around to see Plucky with something in
his hand.
     "Hey," Buster said, "What's that?"
     He ducked it in his mouth with the whole surprise meat as well.
     "Noufthunh." he replied with a stuffed face.
     "O.K., but you're sure brave to eat that since no one has ever eaten it
without mutating."
     Just then, Plucky's plump face turned yellow-green and blue spots
came out like pimples. He ran off for the bathroom passing Babs.
Everybody in the cafeteria heard Plucky taking a long puke while Babs
giggles to herself.
     After lunch, Shorty is typing some stuff on the school's computer
during class. Suddenly, his cap blinked and it said in red 'Fax'. A paper
was printed at the front and pulled it out and read it. It read: 'Meet me
at our "spot" after school, signed your Spark.'
     He smiled and burnt it with his fingers then a bell went off and the
fire extinguishers came on soaking him.
     Meanwhile, at gym class Cleocatra Kitty, an white angora cat with
red hair wearing a plaid blouse and a small sky blue shirt. She was
doing some aerobic excises when a paper plane hit her in the head. She
picked it up from the floor and opened it to read its message. It read:
'Meet me at our little "hideaway" after school, signed your best love.'
     She smirked and folded the paper back to a plane and threw it to let it
fly into her bag.

     The school bell rings and every toon runs out of the looniversity. In
the halls, not a sound nor soul was there. BUMP! Or was there? In a
classroom, Buster was kissing with his mystery lover. BUMP! Went
the sound and it startled the two.
     "You hear that?" said Buster, "I think there's someone else here."
     "Well, what to do?" asked the lover.
     "We'll see who it is first." he went to the door and crept across the
hall with his hand on her.
     Elsewhere, Babs looked through the film room door to see if there
was anyone outside.
     "I'm sure I heard something. Let's check it out."
     "Ya sure?" whined Babs romancer.
     "You wanna get caught?"
     "No"
     "Then come on..."
     BUMP! WHUMP! The second sound came from the library.
     "Sorry" apologies Hamton, "It's that sound again, let's go see what it
is."
     "Why?"
     "So we will know who we're avoiding."
     With that they left the library went down the hall. In the chemistry
lab, Shirley was kissing her partner when, BUMP! She released him
from the kiss and looked to where it came from.
     "I, like, told ya. I knew I, like, heard something."
     "We better go and see what it is." said her partner.
     So they left the room and went up the hall since that's where the
sound came from. The four couples walked down slowly in their halls
respectively. Each step one pair made distracted the other pair causing
them to look back noticing what was in front of them. Buster was the
first to forward to see to his disbelief.
     "Oh my gosh! Babs, what are you doing with Plucky?" exclaimed
Buster.
     "Plucky!" said Shirley at the south of the four crossed halls.
     "Shirley! What are you doing with Shorty?" asked Plucky
     "Shorty!" this was Cleo at the north.
     "Cleo! What are you doing with Hamton?" asked Shorty
     "Hamton!" cried Fifi at the east.
     "Fifi! What are you doing with Buster?" asked Hamton
     "Buster Bunny," said Babs angrily through her teeth, "you're in deep
trouble mister."
     "Yeah, like, you too Plucky."
     "And vous Hamton.
     "You too, Shorty."
     "Wait a minute. Babs," said Buster, "how can YOU be with
Plucky?"
     "I love him. He gives the attention I need and more...?" she seemed
to be stunned at what she said.
     "Shirley, how can you?" pleaded Plucky.
     "Opposite powers, like attract," she said seductively and suddenly
gasped.
     "Well, Shorty," said Cleo boldly, "Hamton have the type of kiss you
never had with me."
     "But," said Shorty, "we never kissed."
     "Oh... all the better why went to him for the savory kiss." she smiled
and then frowned.
     "Well there's no need explaining why you went to Buster, Fifi," said
Hamton and sadden after a while.
     "Anyway, I'd always loved Fifi," proclaimed Buster then seemed to
be stunned at his words. "Wait a minute that's not true," he protested,
"Babs, I'd always cared for you and only you." He tried to go to her but
was snapped back to Fifi.
     "Shirley was the only one for me," said Shorty, "and now...now I
want Cleo. Cleo forgive me but I don't know what's come over me."
He ran to her but some force pulled him back to Shirley.
     "Hey! What going on?" cried Plucky.
     Everyone tried going back to their real love but was pulled back to
the other. They said they loved the other lover but changed and loved
their real lover. Then, BUMP!, they all turned to the door that was in
the same hall as Buster and Fifi. Buster went and opened it to see 	
Puma and Lola kissing.
     "We don't even wanna know!" they all said and slammed the door
closed.
     They went on struggling to get free of their fake lover. With a rush;
     "Nooo!" said Buster.
     "Nooo!" said Babs.
     "Nooo!" said Plucky.
     "Nooo!" said Shirley.
     "Nooo!" said Hamton.
     "Nonn!" said Fifi.
     "Nooo!" said Shorty.
     "Nooo!" said Cleo.
     All of them wiped his face and said; "It was just a dream." They
returned to their sleep but Shorty sat up again.
     "But it was so real," he claimed.
     He pondered about it and suddenly gasped. Somewhere in a dark
place someone holds a flashlight under his face showing his or her evil
eyes and wicked grin.
     "Heh heh heh heh heh," they laughed menacingly.
     Then the light blinked and went out.
     "Grrrrr, stupid flashlight."

				The  End?