Tiny Toons Dream -By RedKnox the Fox - a.k.a Fox Mulder -ICQ# 10820275 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First of all thank Elmyra Duff for the original story idea. This is my first Fanfic so dont be surprised it it has a high crapiness factor. Flames can be sent to president@whthouse.gov Suggestion comments or other fanfic ideas can be sent to 709914@ican.net or MulderC@hotmail.com Characters were used without permission. No reproduction of this story allowed withiut the permission of the author Or untill WB finds this story and throws me in jail Now, On with the show. RedKnox -I know this story was pointless but... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a bright sunny day in Acme Acres and all the toons could be found at the Weenie Burger. Buster, Babs and the rest of the gang were sitting down and drinking there shakes. "So gang what do you wanna do?" Buster asked. "We can go spy on Fudd and see if he's making any clones," Plucky suggested rubbing his featherish hands together. "Or we can have a sequel to the Anvil Chorus," Shirley said while hitting Plucky with a mallet. "I'll think I'll pass," said Plucky as he reinflated himself. Babs finished her carrot shake and said, "Whatever you guys are doing count me out." "Why?" they all asked. "Cause my parents are taking me and my siblings out to the mall to shop for clothes," Babs said. "I can't go either," Hamton said. "I gotta clean the house." "Again?!" Plucky said annoyed. "You cleaned it yesterday, Hambone." "A house can never be to clean." With that, Hamton left the Weenie Burger with a whining Plucky behind him. "Gee. So I guess it's me, Shirl and Feef," Buster said. "Um, like sorry to bust your bubble or some junk, but I got a date with some totally stressed out spirit or some junk," Shirley said. "And moi has ah date with le skunk 'unk one of mah friends 'ow you say introduced moi to." Buster felt his afternoon plans blow up in his face. "Well, Babs, at least let me walk you to your burrow." "After you," Babs said as they both left the Weenie Burger and headed to Babs's burrow. Meanwhile at Hamton's house, Plucky had failed to convince Hamton that goofing off was much better then cleaning a house. He left to go to his hut and do tricks with his yoyo. Hamton scrubed every inch of his house. His parents told him that Uncle Stinky would be coming over, he knew that Uncle Stinky was.. um.. well he knew he was a pig, so he had to make sure everything was clean. Anyway, after the afternoon was over, nightime came, and all the toons were sleeping. Buster's in his bed tossing and turning. He's having a nightmare. Buster was at the Loo the next morning, he was late as usual. After he got all his books and to his next course, which was Wild Takes 101, his trouble began. His teacher, Yosemite Sam, called upon him to do the Giant Eyeball. He got up in front of the class and prepared for his wild take. He started off great, but when he was reverting back, he got stuck in the giant eyeball take. It took him 30 minutes to get back to normal, and by that time everyone was lauging, even Babs. He woke up in a cold sweat. Realizing it was just dream he got up, went to the washroom, got back in bed and drifted back to sleep. Plucky is quacking furiously as he dreams. "Ahhhh, so good to be back in the Batcave. I wonder when I get my tryout. Ha! Tryout?! He'll have to pick me. I only starred in the other 1563 BatDuck movies," Plucky thought aloud as he made his way out of the Batcave and to a door marked, "Director." As he enters, the director is already talking to someone. "Plucky! Glad you can come. I got a little surprise for you," he said. "A surprise? For me? Aww, boss, you shouldn't have, what's my surprise?" Plucky asked greedilly. "Is it a raise? Diamonds? An Academy award?" "Well, not exactly. Me and my boys were thinkin' that you starred in all the other 1563 Batduck movies, and well, your fired." Plucky didnt have time to react as a boot kicked him in his feathered behind. He found himslef on the street crying over what he had lost, in so little time. He wakes up screaming, "MY MONEY!!! MY FAME!!! ALL GONE! NOOOOOOO!" He looks around and realizes he's awake. "I...It was a dream? A...a dream? Just a dream?" he said sounding paraniod. At Elmyra's house, Elmyra is just getting ready for bed. "Nighty wighty, all you fuzzy heads! Auntie Elmyra hopes you have sweet dreamie weemies. Tomorrow morning I'm gonna give all you a bath so you'll be all snuggly wuggly." All of her animals groaned of the tortures to come. She hopped into bed, snoring loudly, preventing the animals from getting any sleep tonight. She gets up, and all of the cage doors are open and the animals are sneaking out of the cage. "Fuzzy wuzzy's?" Elmyra said puzzeld. "Where are you?" She got up and noticed them at the stairs. "Come back," she said. The animals heard her and made a brake for the door. Five inches away from the door Elmyra pulls out a remote control and presses a red button. A cage appears outta of nowhere and lands right on... Elmyra! "Stupid puppy face put the cage in the wrong place again." The animals saw this and decided to torture Elmyra for what she had done to them. Elmyra, being to stupid to wake up, was stuck in her nightmare the rest of the night. Montana Max's mansion was shimering in the moonlight. He was sleeping with his $ marked boxers. In his dream, he was scheming up a new way to get rid of the rabbits. "Maybe if I buy the duck over, he'll help rid me of those stinkin' rabbits," he said, knowing Plucky's hunger for money. Just then his doorbell sounded, "Money!" "GROVELY!!!! GET THE DOOR, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BUTLER!" Montana shouted. The people who rang the doorbell didn't wait to be answered. "Monty, it's us." the VanderBunny's chimed as they opened the door. "Huh?" Was all a dumbfounded Montana could say. "You know the 400 billion dollars we lent you 6 years ago with 99.9% interest? Well, we came to collect, so with 400 billion dollars and," Mr VanderBunny said as he pulled out a paper and did an uncountable number of calculations on the paper, "you owe us approximately six hundred and forty-five billion nine hundred and sixty- seven million three hundred and fifteen thousand eight hundred and seven dollars and six cents." Max stood there awestruck at the sum of money he owed them. "And we'll be taking it now." After taking all his money, Mrs.VanderBunny said, "We're still 300 million short, so we will be taking your house." After they took the house, they were 6cents short. They took his clothes, he was left nude on the street. Buster came over to Monty, took his costume off and said, "We took to much." Max looked up hopefully. "Here," he said as he handed Max's $ marked boxer's back. "YOU STUPID RABBITS!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!!! I'M RICH!!! I'LL.." "Ah ah ahhh, Monty, you WERE rich," Buster said as he walked off laughing in the distance. "I... I was rich." Monty kept repeating the words Buster had said, "I was rich." Monty woke a in a cold sweat. He screams as he realizes he only has his $ marked boxers on, but then stopped when he saw that he was still in his mansion. "Nahh, couldn't have happned," he said as he went back to sleep. In Babs's burrow all you could hear is surround sound snoring due to her and her siblings. Babs was in her room wearing a night gown and cap, but in her dream, she was at her locker in Acme Loo. She got her stuff and made her way over to Buster's locker and heard Fifi flirting with him. "Aww, c'mon, Feef, I don't want to do this in front of the public." "Forget zee public, cherie, ah am all you need," Fifi said as she pulled down a curtain over them and kissed Buster passionatly and he melted in to a puddle of goo. By this time, Fifi left, and Babs was steaming red hot. She stomped over where Buster had melted and screamed, "Buster Bunny!! What where you doing?" Buster became solid, looked puzzeled at Babs and said, "Who are you?" "Buster," she said gritting her teeth, "I don't have time for your jokes." "What jokes? Your the one who came over here and asked what I was doing when I was a puddle of goo, and I don't even know you" "Buster, it's me, Babs, you know, the bunny that's your girlfriend, your first date, your first kiss," she said starting to sound desperate. "Huh? Fifi was my first love. Now leave me alone." The bell rang, Babs made it to her first class. When she got there, everyone was looking at her like she was from a different planet. Prof. Fudd went in front and began to lecture the class when he noticed Babs and said, "Who are you?" "Ok, I'm sick of this," Babs said very angrilly. "I've had enough with this stupid joke!" She was starting to grow in size. "And you, a teacher participated in it. A TEACHER, DAMNIT!!! IF YOU ALL DON'T CUT THE JOKE YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!! AH HA HA HA HAA" A gunshot was heard, everyone looked at Fudd and he had his shotgun pulled and pointed at Babs. "Sit down, you scwewy wabbit!" "Never!!" Elmer cocked his gun and shot Babs. She woke up and felt a dull pain in her chest. She was about to cough and wheeze, but noticed her lamp fell on her chest. Babs breathed a sigh of relief. She tried to stay awake in fear of another nightmare, but gave in to sleepiness. Little Beeper was fast asleep on a pile of hay. He was running away from another one of Calamity's maniac inventions. He ran down the road outrunning his invention, then he looked back and saw that Calamity and his invention grew twice their normal size and were gaining on him. "Beep Beep," a now nervous Little Beeper said. He tried to run faster, but it was no use. He was caught and brought back to Calamity's lab where Wile E. and The Road Runner, (who was tied up) were waiting. Beeper saw his mentor tied up and knew all hope was lost. "Very good, my young protoge," Wile E. said. "Now we will be able to eat these fine specimins of Road Runners." As the water boiled and the two Coyote's prepared for their long awaited meal, Beeper was in sheer panic. "Oh yes, and before we can boil these two, we must remove their skulls," Wile E laughed wickedly. As a butcher's knife approached Beeper's throat, he did a little prayer and wished everyone good bye. The butcher knife hit his throat. He woke up and said, "Beeeeeeep!" before running away in the distance. That afternoon at the Loo, all the toonsters were at their table in the cafeteria talking about their nightmares. Calamity walked by, and as he heard this, he couldn't help but chuckle at the fact that his dream machine worked without blowing up in his face. The End?