DIZZIES 2:
                                           LEFTOVERS 

                First they terrorized the town.Then they destroyed 
      the Weenie Burger. Now they're ready to do some real damage!

     Far off in space, the two bounty hunters have just completed
another search and destroy mission on yet another of Elmyra's
escaped prisoners. Fifi, who is still accompanying the hunters, holds
her nose as she places the head of Elmyra's prisoner into a sack."I
hate zis part of ze job", she said as she sealed up the bag.
     She climbed up a ladder to the ship's cockpit as they soared
through the far reaches of space. Inside the cockpit were the two
hunters. One was still in the form of Buster, but the other had
changed back to a blank face."Having trouble?" Buster asked.
     "No, but zis izn't ze most glamorous job in ze world", she
replied. Suddenly, the control pannel started beeping. Buster
pressed a button as the overhead screen flashed and Elmyra's face
appeared.
     "Hello my hunty wunties", Elmyra said as she giggled and
waved.
     "Who says zere iz intelligent life in outair space?", Fifi said as
she rolled her eyes.
     "Have you finished your assignment?!" Elmyra said. The hunters
nodded.
     "Good, but there is some bad news. Apparently you didn't get
rid of all the Dizzy wizzies."
     Buster looked up with a confused look on his face. "That's
impossible."
     "Fraid so, so that means I'm keeping payment of your mission
until you get rid of them" The screen went black. Buster sat there
with an angry look on his face.
     "Does zis mean we're going back to Earth?" Fifi asked. Buster
slammed the on the ship's brakes, turned around, and whizzed into
space towards Earth.

     Back on Earth in Acme Acres, Toon life is going as it always
has. Calamity is still trying to catch Little Beeper, Furball is still
looking for a home, and Plucky is still trying to get a date with
Shirley. But even today, all of Acme Acres is still trying to forget
what happened on that dreadful night two years ago. But it would
not stay forgotten for long. Inside the Weenie Burger, mustard
stains covered the walls, ketchup and hamburger buns surrounded
the floor, and flies buzzed around a trash can in the corner. Just
then, Furball jumped through the back window landing on the
counter. His stomache growled as he searched for any sign of food.
     And that's when he saw the trash can. Furball jumped onto the
can tipping it over spreading garbage everywhere. Furball sniffed
inside the can. He came out of the can holding seven strange
looking eggs. Furball had never seen eggs like these before but he
was too hungry to ask questions. He placed the eggs on the ground
as he tied a bib around his neck and pulled out a knife and fork. He
jabbed the eggs with his knife. But the knife was bent in two as it
struck the eggs. Furball through the knife away and tapped on one
of the eggs with the fork. The egg started to wiggle. Furball jumped
behind the counter and peeked around the corner. The egg looked
harmless. Maybe he was imagining things. He slowly approached
the egg and tapped it three times with the fork. Nothing happened.
Furball let out a sigh of relief. But as he looked outside, he noticed
it was getting dark. He decided he'd wait till morning to figure this
out.
     Furball shivered. The Weenie Burger was freezing cold inside.
Maybe that's why he couldn't break the egg. He went into the
kitchen and turned on one of the ovens used to cook burgers. The
heat filled the room quickly. Furball yawned as he snuggled up
between a corner and fell asleep. But the room was getting warmer.
The eggs slowly wiggled for a moment. Furball didn't realize that
the eggs were getting warmer. That the eggs were growing. That
the eggs were hatching.
     Meanwhile across town in the dead of night, the spaceship is
landing. Fifi, having not been on the planet for two years, rushes
outside of the ship and into the outskirts of town. The hunters
follow close behind her. Fifi is their newest hunter. Fifi strolled up
to a newstand in her leather outfit.
     "Excuse me misour", she asked a man behind the stand, "What
do you reccomend for reading?" The man looked down from
reading a newspaper and smelled something peculiar.
     "SKUNK!!!", he yelled as he leaped over the counter and shot
down the street like a bolt of lightening.
     "I never thought I would be glad to hear zat", she said. The
hunters came up beside her as she sorted through magazines of all
kinds. Fifi smiled as she looked up at them."Zis ese American
culture", she said as she held up a magazine,"Good reading."
     "Transform," Buster said as he turned to his partner. The hunter
looked at Fifi for a moment. His face began to glow and twitch and
wiggle.
     "Oh no! Not again!" Fifi opened the magazine and held it up,
covering her face. The hunter, gazing at the article and began
sprouting dark blue fur and a blue striped tail. Fifi peered over the
magazine. She stood there speechless at the sight of a male skunk in
the place of the blank faced hunter. Fifi flipped over the magazine's
cover. It read: PLAYSKUNK. The hunters walked off in search of
their prey.
     Fifi jumped into air with hearts in place of her eyes. "I LOVE
ZIS JOB!!" Fifi landed on the ground calming down."You meet
such interesting people, no?" Fifi ran after the hunters."Wait for
moi!"

     Back at the Weenie Burger, Furball awoke still starving. He
couldn't wait till morning. He wanted those eggs and he wanted
them now! Furball, however, was shocked at what he saw. Egg
shells covered the floor. Gooey slime oozed outside of the eggs.
Little did Furball know that he was being watched from inside a
nearby air duct. Furball bent over and examined one of the eggs. He
sniffed the inside for a moment."Bleeeeeeeeeech!", he said covering
his nose and sticking out his tongue. Furball tossed the egg down to
the ground.
     Then he noticed one egg that was still intact. He picked up the
egg as he scratched his head in curiosity. The egg suddenly began
to jiggle in his hand. The egg split a crack down it's center. The egg
split wide open revealing a strange little creature. It had purple fur
and a small beanie atop it's head. It's small arms and legs squirmed
as it opened it's mouth to yawn revealing a layer of sharp rigid
teeth. The creature slowly opened it's little beady eyes. Furball
smiled and waved at the peculiar animal. Then the baby Dizzy
spoke. "FOOD!!!"
     "Huh?!", Furball replied.
      The other six baby Dizzies burst down from an overhead air
duct sinking their teeth into Furball's tail.
     "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww!"
Furball yelled as he shot up like a rocket through the ceiling.
     The Dizzies let go of his tail and landed on the ground. They
spun into their tornado form and sped off into town once more.

     At Montana Max's mansion, Max is reclining on an inflatable
chair in his private pool. But something underwater is watching
him. The eerie music from Jaws starts to play. Max raises his
sunglasses as he hears the strange music. Monty's eyes widen as he
feels a sharp pain beneath him. Monty leaps into the air screaming
in pain seeing a small purple animal still holding a grip with it's teeth
on his bottom.

      Inside Buster's burrow, Buster is doing some homework while
listening to the radio."Finally! Homeworks done." Just then, the
radio plays nothing but static. Buster reaches up trying to find the
tuner.
     "Ouch!", Buster yells as he pulls down his hand noticing his
index finger is throbbing red. Buster looks up to see a full grown
Dizzy snarling. Buster runs out of his burrow leaving a trail of fire
behind him.

      At Plucky's house, Plucky is relaxing on the toilet reading the
Acme Gazettte newspaper.
     "Hmm...I wonder how Duck Twacy doing in the comics
section?!" Just outside his house, a lump was moving around in the
pipes. Plucky's voice echoed across town."
     Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!"

     Meanwhile, at Shirley's house, Babs and Shirley are unaware of
the comical carnage happening all over town."Things have been too
dull around here since Fifi left," Babs said with a glum look on her
face.
     "Yeah, like it's been too quiet or some junk," Shirley replied.
     "Boy what I wouldn't give for some action around here", Babs
said as her mind was ready to drift off into space. Suddenly, loud
sounds of crashing, banging, and thudding came from behind
the door that lead to the kitchen.
     "Like, what was that!?", Shirley asked terrified,"we're the only
one's here."
     "I don't know about you," Babs said with anger in her voice,
"But I smell a rat of a certain blue-haired rabbit." Babs reached into
a gym bag nearby and pulled out a squirt gun. Babs kicked open the
door with her eyes closed, blindly spraying water in every direction.
     "Ha! serves you right Buster for......trying..........to..........scare
us!?" Babs stood there frozen with fear gazing into the glowing
eyes of one seriously soaked Dizzy. Babs shrieked as she stormed
out of the kitchen.
     "Babs, what's wrong", Shirley asked prying Babs off her with a
crobar. Babs just stood behind behind Shirley, babbling and
pointing at the small purple tornado spinning towards them. They
held each other in fear, screaming as the Dizzy came out of his
tornado form and leaped at at the two girls.
     Just then the front door was blown into cindering ashes by the
sound of a laser blast. Singed wood flew every which way and
smoke flooded the room. Babs and Shirley coughed as they fanned
the smoke away with their hands. Heavy footsteps pounded on the
floor as one of the hunters, in the form of Buster, entered through
the doorway. Buster scanned the area with his blaster, searching for
more of the Dizzies.
     "Wow! You can't even get a pizza that fast!", Babs said running
up to Buster or so she thought.
     "Boy are we glad to see you!", Babs said putting her arms
around him. The other hunter in the form of a skunk followed
behind him.
     "Well, I'm glad to see both of you," she said politely with her
fingers holding her nose. The two hunters exited the house and
continued on their mission. Babs and Shirley accompanied them
outside when suddenly they were knocked down from behind.
     "Hey!  watch where you're going!" Babs turned her head to see
the person who knocked them down.
     "Fifi?!", Babs asked.
     "Babs! Shirley!" Fifi said with joy. The three girls huggede ach
other.
     "It's great to see you!", Shirley said.
     "Yeah, look at you all dressed up like one of them," Babs said
watching Fifi twirl around in her leather uniform.
     "Well, I am one of zem, I'm a bounty huntair," Fifi replied.
     "So then you probably won't be here long," Babs said sadly.
     "Probably not," Fifi said.
     "Well it is good to see you Fifi, even if it is just for a little
while," Babs said beggining to smile.

      Meanwhile, in downtown Acme Acres, the two hunters
approach a cluster of people crowding around the Looniversity.
Proffessor Elmer Fudd spotted Buster and his friend and ran up to
the two of them.
     "Buster we could use some help! There are these howwible
wittle Dizzy Devils in there running amuck!" Buster spoke not a
word. He picked up Elmer by the collar of his shirt and threw him
six feet down the street with one hand! The two hunters advanced
up the Looniversity's front steps and slowly opened the double
doors. The hunters slowly entered the Looniversity with caution.
They knew how crafty, clever, and most of all, dangerous the
Dizzies were. The hunters peeked into the cafeteria. Two of the
Dizzies were spraying ketchup and mustard over the floor and
throwing salt and pepper dispensers into the air. The hunters raised
their guns. The Dizzies turned around at the sound of the hunters
cocking their blasters.
     "They have weapons," one Dizzy spoke.
     "So what?", the other replied. The hunters fired, blowing the
Dizzy apart.
     "Damn!" the Dizzy said to the pile of smoldering ashes that were
once a Dizzy. He sped off into his tornado form down the hall. Fifi
finally managed to catch up with her friends. Buster walked down
the left corridor of the hall while his partner took the right. Fifi
went with the hunter in the form of the skunk. She followed him
into the school's library. The hunter had stopped in front of a
bookcase filled with books based on movies and television shows.
The hunter just stood there.
     "Ees somesing wrong?" Fifi asked.
     The skunk's face began to glow and wiggle once more. He was
transforming again. Fifi stepped foward to see what he would
become. Her jaw dropped and her eyes widened, frightened at what
she saw. The hunter was starring at a cover to book called : A
NIGHTMARE ON TOON STREET. The book's cover had picture
of Eddy Cougar.
     "No please! Not zis!" Fifi shouted. A lightbulb glowed over
Fifi's head. She pulled out the Playskunk magazine from her pocket
and held it up in front of the book. The hunter changed back to his
skunk form.
     After being fully restored, the hunter took off down the hallway
leaving Fifi far behind. He slowly crept down the hall. He swung
around at the sound of movement coming from a nearby locker. Six
lockers swung open revealing six snarling Dizzies. The Dizzies
jumped onto him sinking their teeth into him.

     Meanwhile, on the other side of the school, Buster hadn't come
across Dizzy. Suddenly, screams echoed throughout the hall and
the sound of laser fire could be heard. Buster raced down the halls
at full speed. Buster entered with Fifi at his side.
     "What was zat?" Fifi asked with a worried tone of voice. Buster
scanned the area finding only a tipped over locker next to four
Dizzies with blaster markings. Buster slowly lifted the locker with
his blaster at the ready. Fifi watched from behind as Buster dropped
his gun and turned around with an angry look on his face and a tear
dripping down his face. Fifi lifted the locker finding nothing but the
hunter's left arm clenching a blaster. Which meant two of the
Dizzies were still out there.
     Fifi picked up the hunter's blaster and followed Buster placing
her hand on his shoulder. The two heard screaming coming from a
nearby super market. They both knew what was causing it. They
ran over and opened the door. They rushed inside, slamming the
door behind them. They looked to see bags and boxes of food and
soda cans being tossed over the aisles. Fifi raised her blaster but
Buster turned and walked out the door.
     "Bustair! Wait!" Fifi whispered as Buster left. Now she was all
alone. She slowly walked foward. Her knees were trembling and
she broke out into a cold sweat. The two Dizzies whirled around in
front of Fifi with their eyes glowing and saliva dripping from their
powerful jaws. Fifi stood her ground, starring into the Dizzies eyes.
One of the Dizzies leaped into the air with it's mouth wide open
about to take a bite out of the poor purple skunkette. But Fifi thrust
the blaster foward jamming the gun's barrel right into the Dizzy's
mouth. The Dizzy nodded it's head with it's eyes widened. Fifi
shook her head as she pulled the trigger. Having never used the
blasters before, Fifi was knocked against the wall leaving a puddle
of yellow blood stained on the floor.
     The last remaining Dizzy backed up against the wall, frightened.
Fifi took aim once more and squeezed the trigger getting only a
loud -CLICK-. She pulled the trigger again and again but still the
same, CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK. The Dizzy slowly
approached Fifi with an evil sneer on his face. Fifi dropped her
blaster and pulled her tail out in front of her prepared to defend
herself by any means neccesary. The Dizzy squated down on his
legs preparing to attack. The Dizzy flew into the air. But he hadn't
gotten an inch off the ground before a large adult Dizzy came out
of nowhere landing on top of the Dizzy. The adult thrust it's
powerful claws and teeth into the Dizzy until it closed it's eyes and
laid there motionless.
     But why would a Dizzy kill it's own kind? Fifi thought. The
large adult turned to Fifi. Fifi once again stood ready for battle. But
the Dizzy made no attempt to attack her. The Dizzy closed its eyes.
It's face began to glow bright blue and it's entire body grew. It's
arms and legs extended and it grew long ears. Fifi smiled as the
adult Dizzy transformed into Buster. Or in the form of Buster
rather.
      Fifi and Buster walked out of the market met by thousands of
screaming and cheering toons. Fifi waved to Shirley and Babs, who
were among the crowd. Suddenly, their spaceship soared overhead.
Fifi whispered into the hunter's ear. The hunter gave a nod and
hugged Fifi. The hunter beamed up into his ship and flew away.
     "What did you tell him?", Babs asked.
     "I told heem zat I would stay ere in case anysing else happens,"
Fifi replied. The three walked off towards Babs's burrow to catch
up on what Fifi had missed in her two years of absence. And Babs
and Shirley wanted to know what it was like in outer space.
     Days later, clean up crews began to work on cleaning up Acme
Acres. Fifi, however, was curious. Were the Dizzies really gone for
good? Fifi entered the Looniversity with the hunter's blaster
reloaded. Fifi just wanted to be sure. Suddenly she heard a loud
creak from above her. She raised the blaster over her head. She saw
nothing but a large hole in the ceiling that had been chewed through
by the Dizzies earlier.
     Relieved, Fifi continued her search. As she passed a doorway
she heard a loud sqeak. She turned and fired the blaster, blowing a
crater in the teacher's lounge. Fifi's heart was racing. Just then, a
locker swung open. Fifi cautiously approached it with her blaster
ready. As she got closer she discovered two Dizzy eggs.
     "I knew eet was too good to be true!" Fifi placed the eggs down
on the floor and stepped back. She cocked the blaster and prepared
to fire. Suddenly, an alarm sounded. Fifi looked around trying to
find out where it was coming from. She gazed down at her belt
buckle on her leather uniform. She tossed the belt buckle onto the
ground. The buckle glowed as beam of light glowed from the
buckle.
     "Warning", a computer's voice said, "Bounty hunter 0601127,
Earth sector, You are in violation of  penal code E - 102."
     "Violation?", Fifi asked. A holographic image of  the hunter in
Buster's form appeared.
     "Fifi?"
     "Bustair? Is zat vou? Eet's good to see you!" Fifi said.
     "I just recieved your alert."
     "Yeah what was zat all about?", Fifi asked concerned.
      "Specificly, you are prohibited from terminating any
transgalactic life form if it means total extinction of the species."
     "But zey're dangerous," Fifi replied.
     "Maybe so, but those two eggs are the last two eggs. Elmyra has
dispatched a collection pod, you are instructed to place the eggs
into the pod."
     "Elmyra ees sending a pod eer?" Fifi said confused.
     "Good luck Fifi", Buster said as the hologram vanished into the
buckle.
     "Wait! Where am i supposed to find..."
     A large pod crashed through the Looniversity's roof and landed
behind Fifi.

                                  TO BE CONTINUED. . . . 

ABSOLUTELY NO DIZZIES WERE HARMED IN THE
MAKING OF THIS BOOK

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