DIZZIES
                                                     By
                                            Ryan Farnsworth

     On the far side of the galaxy, lying on an a small moon, is an
intergalactic maximum security prison. Inside, behind thousands of
locked cell doors, are brutal savage beasts, locked away for eternity.
The animals snarl at each other in anger and hunger, chewing on the
cell doors. A door slides open as the shadowy figure of the warden
silences the prisoners. The animals shrink back in fear at the sight of
their warden. Warden Elmyra.
     "Hello my cuddly wuddly aminals."
     The animals shriek and scream in horror while others scratch
franticly at the wall trying to escape. Elmyra paces through slowly,
waving and smiling at all the animals. She suddenly stopped in front of
one of cells and pulled out her keys to the doors. In front of her stood
a large sign over the cell. It read: DIZZIES. Dizzies were one of the
most fearful predators in space. There appetite knew no limits. They
would eat anything or anyone. Elmyra unlocked the door and went
inside.
     "Dizzy wizzies? Where are you?", she called. She heard low
growling from underneath a bed being held up by chains. The mattress
had been torn to shreds and teeth marks surrounded the wall. Elmyra
got down on all fours from a distance and gazed under the bed. She
smiled and waved at six pairs of glowing red eyes. "Come on out!
Look what Auntie Elmyra has for you," she said holding up a juicy
holiday ham. The Dizzies's eyes widened. They jumped onto the ham
and began chewing loudly. The Dizzies were no bigger than the size of
a chicken because Elmyra fed them so little. Elmyra was a little below
average when it came to intelegence but even she knew better than to
over feed the Dizzies. The six purple furballs practicly inhaled the ham.
It was gone in less than a few seconds."That's enough for today," she
said yanking the bone out from under them."Bye-bye til tomorrow,"
she said waving. But the Dizzies weren't finished. One of them hurled
himself at Elmyra, sinking it's sharp teeth into one of her fingers.
     "Ooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!" she yelled waving her arm up
and down trying to throw the creature off. The other five focused their
attention on the open cell door."Dizzy outta here", they all spoke.
They whirled around and around like miniature tornadoes and sped
out the door to freedom.
     "Wait!", Elmyra yelled throwing the Dizzy against the wall. "I have
so much more love to give!" She slammed the cell door and rushed to
the window in time to see the Dizzies speeding away in a spaceship
from a docking bay.
     "I'll never catch them now," she said rushing over to a radio. "But I
know who can."
     Deep in space, Elmyra's call for help was picked up by a pair of
intergalactic bounty hunters on their way to the prison. "So that's your
mission," Elmyra said briefing the hunters,"If I can't have those
cuddely Dizzies, no one can"
     "Besides, I still have one," she said pointing to cell where the
remaining Dizzy growled.
     "You'll get paid only when I have proof that those Dizzy heads
have been destroyed."
     The hunters spoke not a word but looked at each other for a
moment and then blasted off in pursuit of the Dizzies. The bounty
hunters were burly figures completely clothed in leather. Attached to
each of their belts was a laser cannon that looked like a portable
bazooka. As for their faces, they were round bulbus heads who's
faces were blank. The hunters turned on a monitor over their heads
showing the Dizzies ship nearing a planet. A strange planet. Our
planet. Earth. The hunters were a half an hour away from the Dizzies's
ship as they shot through the boundries of space.
     Meanwhile, back on Earth, the Dizzies's ship was just landing in an
open space near a large bilboard. It read: NOW ENTERING ACME
ACRES. Only one thought came to their minds, FOOD! The Dizzies
whirled off again but in different directions.
     In Acme Acres, it was a quiet night. Toons were begining to head
home as it started to get dark. Unaware of what would soon happen.
Babs Bunny was home in her burrow talking on the phone. Babs was
pacing around the room talking with Fifi on the phone."Hey Fifi, guess
what! I just found out that....." Babs paused as she gazed across her
room at a pile of stuffed animals.
     "Fifi, can you hold on a minute?" she said putting down the phone.
In the pile there were hundreds of pink and yellow stuffed animals and
a strange ball of purple fur that looked like it was breathing. Babs
slowly reached out to pick up the strange lump of fur when suddenly,
the ball turned around snapping at Babs narrowly missing her hand.
Babs ran out of her room slamming the door behind her. Babs took a
moment to catch her breath. Babs heart was shooting out of her chest
as she looked into the kitchen to see the refrigerator door open and
another Dizzy throwing vegetables around the room. Babs raced out
of the burrow leaving a trail of dust behind her.
     Fifi, still on the phone, was now a little worried."Babs are you
zere?"
     One of the Dizzies approached the phone picking it up with it's
furry paw.
     "Babs I know you're zere I can ere you breazing" The Dizzy
shoved the reciever into his mouth and began to eat the phone. Fifi
pulled the phone away from her ear in disgust from the loud crunching
sound."Hesesterical Babs!" Fifi said slamming the phone down.
     Fifi decided to sleep on the whole matter as she turned off her light
and began to sleep.
     Across town, at Hamton's house, another bizzare encounter is
about to take place. Hamton sat in an easy chair with the remote
control in one hand and a gigantic hero sandwhich in the other.
Hamton opened his mouth wide preparing to bite into it when there
was a knock at the door. Hamton placed the sandwhich on a table
and went to open the door.
     "Hello," he said as he opened the door. But no one was there. He
slammed the door and went back to his easy chair.
     "Probably Plucky's idea of a joke", he muttered. Hamton reached
over for his sandwhich but found nothing but crumbs scattered over
the table.
     "Now what!" Suddenly there was a loud crash in the kitchen.
Hamton picked up a broom and slowly approached the kitchen.
     "Plucky?! If that's you I'm warning you, I'm armed!" Hamton
pushed the door open. The refridgerator door was slightly open and
something was behind it tossing food everywhere. Hamton pushed the
door open with the broom revealing one of the Dizzies snarling with a
stack of prime rib stuffed in its mouth. Hamton slowly backed away
before yelling and screaming, running out the door into the night.
Several more incidents were happening all over town.
     Meanwhile, on the other side of town a spacecraft was silently
landing. Two figures emerged from the craft as the ship's thrusters
powered down. The hunters had arrived. The two hunters began to
walk towards the town, unstrapping their blasters from their holsters
on their belts.
     "We'd better transform in order to blend in," one of the hunters
spoke. They raised their arms revealing holographic transmitters
around their wrists that looked like watches. Bright screens lit up in
front of them, flashing images of Earth's personalities. Pictures of
rock'n'roll groups, commercials, tv shows, and singers whizzed by.
The hunters froze their screens on an episode of Tiny Toon
Adventures. The images of the cartoon characters seemed to interest
them. The hunter's faces began to twitch and glow. Suddenly the their
faces started to shake and begin to take shape. One of the hunter's
hands began to sprout blue fur. A large white striped purple tail shot
out from behind the other hunter. And while the hunter's ears began to
grow, the other hunter noticed a strong aroma coming from his body.
Fully transformed, the hunters continued into town in search of their
targets.
     Inside the Weenie Burger, Plucky and Shirley are having a
discussion over burgers and shakes. "You know we don't have to stay
here", Plucky began. "My folks are outta town for the weekend so
what do ya say we..."
     Plucky was smacked across the face by Shirley before he could
finish. "Like, get crucial Plucky!" Shirley replied slamming the
hamburger over Plucky's head.
     "Is that a yes, no, or a maybe?"
     "Yo! Another burger over here", Plucky called to the waiter. But
the waiter leaped over the counter screaming in panic, locking himself
in the men's room.
     "Like, what's his problem?"
     "When ya gotta go ya gotta go," Plucky said shrugging. Suddenly
three Dizzies popped up from behind the counter, snarling at
customers. One jumped at Plucky with its mouth wide open preparing
to take a bite out of the green duck. Plucky held a metal tray up in
front of him just as the creature was less than an inch away.
     "Ouch!" the Dizzy replied leaving an imprint in the tray. Plucky
grabbed Shirley's arm and ran outside slamming the door behind
them. Plucky stood outside the Weenie Burger catching his breath
while several toons gathered around the Weenie Burger murmuring
and wondering what was happening inside. Just then, something
started pushing through the crowd slowly advancing to the front.
Plucky and Shirley looked on in awe as Buster and Fifi walked past
the crowd. But something seemed different about them.
     "Since when did Buster and Fifi wear leather outfits?"
     "And whats with the serious firepower," Plucky continued, pointing
to large blaters held in each of their hands.
     "Say, Buster how bout' a little help over here?!" Plucky said
running in front of Buster grabbing the collar of the leather suit. The
hunter's face was expressionless. He picked up Plucky by his t-shirt
with one hand and flung up in the air and into Shirley's arms.
     "What's gotten into that rabbit?"
     The two hunters, in the forms of Buster and Fifi, slowly opened the
front doors to the Weenie Burger and entered quietly. The place was
a mess. Ketchup packets covered the floor, salads and french fries
were splattered everywhere, and mustard stains coated the walls. The
Dizzies were behind the counter flipping burgers, and spraying each
other with cole slaw and ketchup. The Dizzies were so busy goofing
off, they didn't even know the hunters were there. Fifi picked up a
stool and broke it in half. She slid one of the legs of the stool through
the handles of the door so the Dizzies couldn't escape. The hunters
stood there with their weapons pointing at the Dizzies. Fifi grinned as
she starred at the Dizzies through the sights of her blaster. The Dizzies
slowly gazed up and spoke two words,"UH OH!" An erruption of
sparks flew from the barrel of the gun blowing one of the Dizzies
apart. Several more shots filled the air knocking the purple hairballs to
the ground. One leaped for the door. But the door wouldn't budge an
inch. The Dizzy whirled into a tornado and shot through the window,
shattering the glass.
     Minutes later outside, all was quiet. As the smoke inside began to
clear, all that was left of the Dizzies were a few peices of singed
purple fur. The hunters walked outside to hundreds of roaring toons.
They cheered and applauded as the hunters passed them. Hamton
came towards them."Hey Buster! What'd I miss?" Hamton began.
"Hi, Fifi", Hamton said blushing a little.
     Fifi's face began to glow and twitch again. Her purple fur faded
and her tail was sucked in from behind her. Hamton suddenly passed
out. Standing before him was the hunter, but in Hamton's image. The
two hunters were about to leave when Buster turned and fired into a
bush narrowly missing Plucky. Plucky suddenly had an overwhelming
urge to join Hamton. Plucky fainted. Shirley pushed aside the bush
revealing a pile of ash with a beanie on top of it that used to be the
Dizzy. Hamton picked up the beanie and put it in his pocket."Mission
complete," Buster said.
     Just then Fifi and Babs walked over."Who are you guys?" Babs
questioned. Buster and Hamton just turned and began to walk back
to their ship.
     Fifi began to follow them. "At least give me your phone numbair!
Maybe you need a secretary no?"
     "Poor Fifi, when will she learn?" Babs said. Suddenly Babs saw
Fifi overhead in the bounty hunter's ship. "Fifi where are you going?!"
     "To find love in ze final fronteer!"
     The next day, everyone tried to forget the bizarre incident that
happened that night. But it would not be long forgotten. Inside one of
the trash bins at Weenie Burger, lay seven eggs. Seven purple
speckled eggs. Seven Dizzy eggs.

                                                 THE END?!

ATTENTION ALL AUTHORS: Should the hunters return to finish the
job? Who's form should they take on? Ideas, comments, or suggestions
are welcome. E-Mail at FARNSO@AOL.com