The Dangers of Drunk Driving by Urian Dang (udx@hotmail.com) This story is about how dangerous drunk driving is. Therefore, there is going to be some forms of realism in this fanfic. If you think this is a little inappropriate for you, you should not try to read this fanfic. (In the Acme Forest, Shirley the Loon is gathering friends from many Kids WB cartoons of today, which is known as the midnight society) Shirley: Welcome everyone. We are here at the Kids WB midnight society to learn each others fate. Now the purpose of learning fate is like sitting in a circle around the fire, for sure. Now I want everyone to sit around the fire Toons: Yes Shirley. Yakko: I am not so sure about this, Shirl. Wakko: Yeah, I want to watch my Don Knotts videos. Yakko: I think you watched them already. Shirley: Whatever. Now everyone, hold hands and start praying. (The toons hold hands and they start praying.) Shirley: I am predicting something. I am predicting that, Wakko Warner will lose his Don Knotts videos to Fowlmouth. Wakko: No, not my Don Knotts videos. Shirley: I was just kidding about that. James: Is this suppose to be some kind of a joke? I wanna go home Shirley: Patience James, we'll try this again. Now hold hands everyone, and start praying. (The toons hold hands and they start praying) Shirley: I am predicting something. I am predicting something bad. Yakko: Something bad? James: Something really bad? Shirley: Yes, something worse than bad. Pinky: What is it? Wakko: Will I lose my Don Knotts videos? James: Do I have to marry Jessibell? Sylvester: Am I going to lose the tweety bird? Shirley: No, it is worse. Toons: What is it? Shirley: Two people are going to die in a car crash because of drunk driving. (The toons gasp in horror) Shirley: These two will be killed because of a foolish act pulled on by a drunk driver. Jesse: Who are these people? Shirley: If I like told you, this story will like come to a end, but I will give you a hint, for sure. Toons: A hint? Shirley: Like this hint means that the two people that will be in the form of a pig and skunk. James: Now who would be in the form of a pig and skunk? Shirley: I can't tell you, you must find out for yourself. It will take place 5 hours after their curfew near the Acme Acres Airport. (Meanwhile, in the Acme Forest, The Tiny Toons and the Animaniacs characters were celebrating their graduation from Acme Looneversity. It was a huge party consisting of food, drinks(non-alcoholic), 70's to 90's music and video games) Buster: Is this a party or what? Plucky: I'm glad I passed my Computer Animation class. Otherwise I would have been pulled back for a year. Buster: I managed to get out of my FX class Announcer: The FX class in Acme Loo is a special class that allows cartoons to have special FX. Now back to our show Babs: By the way, what was your favorite classes? Plucky: I liked Computer Animation. I liked seeing the advanced animation, especially my very own Computer Animation film. Buster: We saw it, and you managed to embarrase us. Plucky: Sorry, but I love to make fun of you. Buster: Whatever. Say Babsy, what was your favorite class. Babs: I got interested in the Anime class. I made Anime drawings of myself and hung them over the wall, but I also like acting class, making my jokes funnier than Jerry Seinfeld, Drew Carrey, Adam Sandler, and Weird Al Yankovich. Plucky: She also made it into the class clown photo in the yearbook. (Hamton and Fifi came to the toons) Buster: Hey Hamton, Hey Fifi. Plucky: So what are your up to, old chum? Hamton: I hate to say this, but I am moving with Fifi, tonight. Buster, Babs, and Plucky: TONIGHT? Hamton: Once we are gone, you will never see us again. (Hamton and Fifi start to walk away) Fifi: Hamton, you were embarrasing me. Hamton: Sorry, but I had to tell them. It's just that, I don't want to be in Acme Acres again. Fifi: Don't worry, we will be in France soon. Hamton: Yeah, the sights, the scenery, the food, Fifi: I hate to admit to you, but I hate to eat snail. Hamton: Oh. (Later, Hamton was driving Fifi to Hamton's place) Fifi: So Hamton, what are we going to do there? Hamton: We are going to pick up my bags waiting at the front door, and scram. (When they arrived, they saw the bags at the front. Hamton went over and took the bags and place them into the trunk, then they left in a hurry) Winnie Pig: What was that? Wade Pig: Go back to bed, hon. (Later, Hamton was driving to the airport and it was 5 hours past curfew time). Fifi: When we get to Paris, France, we will admire the looks of the place. Hamton: The country looks nice, but how are we going to afford the airline ticket? Fifi: Don't worry, I got $10,000 in one of the bags and we are going to sell zis car. (Behind a bush, Shirley and the others gasp in fear) Shirley: I don't believe it, it is time, and it was rumored that there will be two deaths. James: This was a scam wasn't it. Pinky: Some chant, you lugnut. Shirley: That's liar, Pinky. (Meanwhile, in the car) Hamton: Hey look, it's Shirley and the midnight toons. Let's say hi to them. (Hamton and Fifi were waving at them when all of a sudden, a black car came up and hit Hamton's car at speeds of 100 mph, killing both Hamton and Fifi) Shirley: Oh my, all of this is true. Yakko: We will never *sniff* forget them. Pinky: Oh my god, they killed Hamton and Fifi. Shirley: NOOOOOOOOO! (Later, 3 police cars, 2 fire trucks and 1 ambulance pulled up) Officer Jenny(If you don't know her, she is from Pokemon, the cartoon): I'm sorry Shirley, but the one who killed Hamton and Fifi was a drunk driver. The driver failed the tests and is being taken to the police station. Shirley: Just as I have predicted. Wakko: So it wasn't a scam. Yakko: Shirley is one of the greatest predicters. Too bad I can't go on a date with her. (The next day, the family of Hamton, and the friends of Hamton and Fifi, plus the midnight society paid a visit to Hamton and Fifi's fueneral.) Joesph Tiger: Friends and relatives, we have gathered here today to mourn the death of Hamton and Fifi. They were killed by a drunk driver who's alcohol level was 5 times over the limit. Because of this, the tragetic moment took the lives of these two toons, who's destiny was destroyed. Hamton was 19, Fifi was 18. May they rest in peace. (This episode is dedicated on the dangers of drunk driving. Many people die of drunk driving every 15 minutes(which was a 2 day event at my high school). Remember, drinking and driving under the influence results in death. Don't drink and drive. Don't let a drunk friend drive.) The end.