Crash Banditcoot's Tiny Toon Adventure
written by Daniel Short (no_one_else@hotmail.com)

Buster:		Plucky, we're lost.

Plucky:		I know where we are.

Babs:		Then, where are we?

Plucky:		We're almost there.

Fifi:		You said zat twenty minutes ago.

Plucky:		No, I didn't.

Everyone Else:	Yes, you did!

Plucky:		I'm telling you, just about a mile more and we're
			there.

Buster:		No one would spend three hours trying to find the
		Weenie Burger.

Plucky:		And I said this was a short cut.

Babs:		Oh, really? Then, how come two hours ago we passed the
		drive through sign for the Weenie Burger and we didn't
		stop?

Plucky:		I thought that was the Cheese House.

Fifi:		Le Cheese House do not have drive zroughs.

Plucky:		Yes, they do.

Everyone else:	No, they don't!

	An agurment continues between everyone against Plucky as they
try to find the Weenie Burger. Unaware that a strange shadow is gaining
speed and running towards them. What could this creature be? What is
his perpose?

Plucky:		One last time, we are not lost.

Everyone else:	One last time, yes we are!

Shadow:		AAAAAAHHHHHHHH---

The creature leaps and startels the four. Little did the creature
realize that he was going land past them.

Shadow:		OOWWW--

Splat. The creature lands in the muddy ground making a print of his
body. All four blink as the creature slowly stands and spins. No, it's
not a Tasmanian devil. It's something else.

Buster:		Umm, hello?

The creature turns to show his fury. His left eye is crooked. Either
he is dizzy or just plain stoned.

Plucky:		I think I've seen him before.

Babs:		Knock it off, Plucky. What kind of creature are you,
		sir.

The creature moves his head closer to the four and sniffs at each one.
Except Fifi because he knows what to expect from a skunk. The creature
blinks a few times before he speaks.

Shadow:		Crash Banditcoot.

He extends his hand out and Buster shakes it. Then Babs. Then Fifi.
Then Plucky.

Buster:		Uh. Never seen a Banditcoot before.

Babs:		Maybe he knows where we are.

Plucky:		I bet he doesn't.

Crash:		How did you guys end up in Jungle Island?

Fifi:		Ah should have known.

Buster:		Jungle Island? Plucky how did you get us here?!

Plucky:		I must have taken a right instead of a left at the
			dock.

Babs:		PLUCKY!

Crash:		Hey, no need to yell. I got a sister around here, okay?

Buster:		Sister? What kind of sister?

Crash:		One that loves computers and bossing me around to get
		her the battery pack when she runs out.

Babs:		Sounds like an older sister.

Crash:		Worse. She's a younger sister.

Fifi:		What's your sister's name?

Crash:		Coco.

Plucky:		Coco? Coco Banditcoot. Those names do sound familier.

Crash:		What? Toons can't play Playstation video game?

Babs:		Video game characters, eh? Well, we used to be in
		video games. But Warner Bros. never places us on the
		Playstation.

Buster:		In fact, I think we should call them after this story.

Crash:		Listen, I'd love to chat, but I got a sister to get to.
		So, will you excuse me?

Fifi:		Do you zink you can help us?

Babs:		Yeah. We're are really lost. Thanks to Plucky.

Crash:		Well, fine. But you guys gotta come with me. Coco hates
		being without here battery pack.

Buster:		Alright then. Let's go.

Crash turns to see five cute polar bear cubs playing around. He turns
to the four toons and rapidly moves his eyebrows up and down at a fast
speed. He leaps and jumps on one of the cubs. He starts riding it like
a horse and at fast speed rides into the jungle. The toons shrug and
follow by riding the other cubs.

Babs:		I'm having a headache.

Fifi:		Me, too.

Crash:		Well, sorry. It's the only way to get to Coco fast
		enough. I don't like leaving her alone in the jungle.

After two minutes, all five jump off the cubs. The four toons land in
the branches of a tree while Crash is seen slamming face first into the
muddy ground.

Coco:		Crash! Stop your foolishness! You might have broken
		my battery pack!

The toons slide down the tree, except Plucky who slips and falls to the
ground.

Coco:		Oh, I see you brought friends. Are you going to
		introduce them to me?

Crash:		ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Coco grins at his sleeping brother and wacks him really hard. Crash
jumps in sheer pain and rubs his stinging back on a tree to cool
down the foolish way.

Crash:		Geez. Just because I sleep like a baby doesn't mean you
		have to be hard on me.

Coco:		Because you were born on the wrong side of the bed.
		That's why I don't like having to be waiting forever
		for you to get me my battery pack.

Crash:		Well, why don't you bring it with you the next time I
		go out sunbathing?

Buster:		Pardon me, but how do we get off this island?

Coco:		Well, why don't you show your friends how to reach the
		portal not far from here, brother?

Crash:		Maybe because our family doesn't like the idea of
		having you alone in Jungle Island.

Coco:		If I can beat you up, the one Banditcoot who saved the
		world and crushed Cortex, then I can certainly take
		care of myself.

Crash:		PH-lease!

In the end, Crash was forced to go alone to show the gang out of here
after Coco started attacking with supplies of coconuts backed away in
a tree. Crash showed the gang a very short short cut and it took no
more than two minutes to get to.

Babs:		See, even Crash knows short cuts better than you.

Plucky:		Well, sorry. I just made a wrong turn.

Fifi:		A wrong turn zat got us here in the first place.

Fifi wraps her tail around Plucky and starts squeezing him tight.
Instead of dropping him, Fifi keeps Plucky in her hold. Plucky seems
like dying from the oder of a skunk.

Crash:		Well, here you are. The portal to get you outta here.
		Hopefully Coco knows her portals well and chose the
		right one.

Buster:		Well, nice knowing you guys.

The gang jumps into the portal and leaves. They arrive in the parking
lot of the Weenie Burger. Fifi still doesn't break her hold on Plucky
until they got home. Back on Jungle Island, Coco works on a document
while trying to ignore the loud snoring of the sunbathing Crash who is
found asleep.

THE END