COPYRATS by Jason "Oschindler" Bretz March 31, 1997 Final Draft oschindler@aol.com ***Hello and welcome to Copyrats. This a script that I've been working on for just over a year and I am glad to say that it's finally finished. Like my other script "TTA Final Days" this one is chalked full of action, suspense, and of course a touch of romance. A couple of quick comments on the script: Like Final Days this script is also full of film references and for me they are a lot of fun to write so please "bear" with me. I have brought the worlds of Darkwing Duck, TTA, Rescue Rangers, and Ducktales all into one story so be prepared for that as well. Also, it should be stated that this script has some violence in it and so you've been forewarned. I'd like to thank RRQUEST for the amazing job of editing this "nightmare." Along with the amazing job of editing, RR provided much of the inspiration necessary to complete this work and for this I thank him. Thank you Questy! HKUriah is to be credited with story suggestions and catching those very few things that RR missed. :) HKUriah is also responsible for the distribution of this script. Thank you HKUriah! All the characters herein are copyrighted by Disney and Warner Bros. with the exception of some minor characters and "Vincent" whom is a creation of my own. I also ask that you distribute this script till your hearts contempt, but please, do not change anything within the story. Thank you. If you enjoyed this script or for that matter hated it by all means let me know as feedback is the only way I'm going to learn anything. Please Email me at oschindler@aol.com*** Now, on with the show!!!! 1. EXT. STREETS OF ST. CANARD - NIGHT From above, the city looks quite peaceful. We're gliding through the night sky aboard a St. Canard police helicopter. The helicopter makes a sudden drop towards the city. Within seconds the helicopter turns on its search light to reveal a dark blue sedan racing down the street. Close behind it are Darkwing Duck, Launchpad, and twelve police cars in hot pursuit. CU on Darkwing. DARKWING You know what I hate more than anything LP? LAUNCHPAD Having to wear dirty underwear after a shower? DARKWING No, but that's a good guess. Law breakers. How dare they rob the county museum while I'm on duty. The sedan does some quick maneuvering down the city street. The car crashes through barricades, races down one-way streets while going the wrong way, anything to loose the cops trailing closely behind. Meanwhile, just a few short miles away another high speed chase is underway. This time a triple black limousine is being pursued by an early 80's 928 Porsche with a blue rotating light spinning above it. The limo charges down the street despite the traffic that lays in front of it. INT. PORSCHE - NIGHT The Porsche has been slightly reworked on the interior, complete with police computer and 12 gauge shotgun. The driver, VINCENT, who is a twentysomething, black trenchcoat wearing, skunk, races through the gears with ease. The passenger, CALAMITY has a laptop computer on his lap. On the computer screen is a detailed map of the city along with their location and the location of other police cars. The limo is no match for the speed of the German sports car. However, when in traffic every car is equal. VINCENT This traffic really bites. **DIRECTOR'S NOTE: ANYTIME CALAMITY HAS A LINE HE HOLDS UP A SIGN A LA WILE E. COYOTE.** CALAMITY You bet. Vincent grabs the radio mike on the car's dashboard. He presses down the key. VINCENT Dispatch, where in the hell is our back up? DISPATCH Backup denied. All units are busy. And try to watch your language when transmitting. VINCENT (angrily) Right dispatch. Standing by when backup is available. Vincent slams the mike back on the hook. VINCENT I can't believe these people. Where is everybody? Calamity hammers away on the keyboard. CALAMITY Heading towards the airport. VINCENT Darkwing's at it again, eh? Well, I've had about enough of this. Hey wait a minute. . . The radio cuts Vincent off. DISPATCH Be advised your converging with Agent Darkwing's posse. You have been ordered to backoff. VINCENT (surprised) Backoff! Are they crazy! No way we're. . . Vincent once again snatches the radio mike and key's it. VINCENT (angrily) Say again dispatch your last transmission came over garbled. EXT. DARKWING'S RATCATCHER - NIGHT DARKWING Who does this rookie think he is? Garbled radio, heh? I'll show him. Darkwing snatches the radio mike. DARKWING Look rookie, this is an important high speed pursuit happening here. Backoff! VINCENT To late duckboy! The limo and Porsche join the police convoy nearly colliding with other police units. The limo races past Darkwing slipping just behind the blue sedan. They race past a sign that says "Airport deliveries." EXT. AIRPORT DELIVERY GATE - NIGHT An older, heavyset guard sits inside the gate fast asleep. He has a B&W portable TV with him. The TV is playing an episode of "The Dukes of Hazard." Moments later the blue sedan comes crashing through the wooden gate arm. Following closely behind is the Limo, Ratcatcher, Porsche, and police units. The guard however remains asleep only to periodically scratch his belly. Off in the distance a C-130 with its rear gangplank lowered, races down the runway. INT. DARKWING'S RATCATCHER - NIGHT DARKWING (pointing to the C-130) Their headed for that airplane! Vincent via Darkwing's radio. VINCENT Darkwing, move outta the way! I can take him out right here. DARKWING I thought I told you to backoff. LAUNCHPAD Uh, DW. VINCENT Give me space, ten seconds and their mine! LAUNCHPAD Uh DW! DARKWING What LP!? I'm trying to teach that rookie. . . LAUNCHPAD (pointing towards the C-130) That! The sedan and limo charge up the gangplank of the C-130. The weight of the cars forces the gangplank to the ground creating a rooster tail of sparks. INT. C-130 CARGO HOLD - NIGHT The sedan and limo slam on the brakes hard to avoid crashing into the front of the plane. Though the limo tries to stop it's massive weight plows right into the back of the sedan. In the background the runway begins to lift away. EXT. AIRPORT RUNWAY - NIGHT Darkwing and Vincent slam on the breaks hard sliding their vehicles sideways. The police units follow. Vincent bursts out of the drivers side door and jumps on the hood of the Porsche. He pulls a .44 Cal. Desert Eagle from his shoulder holster. Angrily, he fires an entire mag at the airplane. From Vincent's POV we can see the gangplank and landing gear raise as the bullets pelt the rear of the aircraft. The rest on the ground stare in disbelief as the large aircraft disappears in the night sky. Darkwing and Vincent stare down each other with controlled anger. INT. C-130 CARGO HOLD - NIGHT The drivers of the cars open the doors simultaneously. Their identity's remain hidden with ski masks. The driver of the sedan walks around to the back of the car and opens the trunk. He pulls out a large canvas bag. He walks to the rear sunroof of the limo and dumps the bag into the car. The sun roof closes. The two drivers walk over to the opposite wall where they remove two parachutes. LIMO DRIVER Nice night for a jump? SEDAN DRIVER Umm, yeah. Why? LIMO DRIVER No reason. Just making small talk. SEDAN DRIVER Cut the chase and lets just get out of here. LIMO DRIVER Agreed. That guy gives me the creeps. SEDAN DRIVER (surprised) You've seen em? LIMO DRIVER No, just talked to um. SEDAN DRIVER Under normal circumstances I would have never taken a job without knowing whom I'm working for. LIMO DRIVER But then again. . . the money was right. . . and times are. . . LIMO/SEDAN DRIVER (in unison) Anything but normal. LIMO DRIVER See ya on the ground? SEDAN DRIVER Not a chance. LIMO DRIVER That's what I thought. The two men exit the aircraft only to find that after several hundred feet their chutes have failed to open. They plummet to their doom. INT. C-130 CARGO HOLD - LIMO INT. A dim light shines from above and silhouetted in the background is what appears to be a heavy set man in a coat. A la Alfred Hitchcock. He's relaxing in the plush interior of the Limo. He opens his eyes to reveal that they are anything but human. He leans into the light. It's Fat Cat. FAT CAT Morons! Get off of that thing. I'm expecting an important call. Fat Cat's goons are playing a video game that is attached to a TV. WART Aw, gee boss. Can't we play another game? MOLE Yeah, I just cleared the fifth level. FAT CAT (angrily) Turn it off! Mole reaches up and turns off the game. At that moment the words "Incoming Call" appear on the screen. The next image we see is "the Brain." The Brain is standing at a desk and looking right into the TV camera. BRAIN Everything go according to plan? Fat Cat pulls the large crystal out of the bag and holds it up to the limo monitor. FAT CAT Not bad for a rock? BRAIN Are there any flaws? Fat Cat pulls a magnifying glass from his coat pocket and examines the diamond. FAT CAT As promised, it's perfect. You'd better be able to do what you say you can do. This is costing a fortune already. And I don't tolerate mistakes. Especially when my partners a rat. BRAIN (frowning) I'm a mouse not a rat. You'd just better make sure that your goons don't screw up. (he looks to the right) Pinky! Put that down you'll . . . A large crash is heard in the background. PINKY Sorry, Brain. . . The Brain puts his hand on his forehead in disgust. BRAIN (towards camera) As I was saying. The Crystal needs to to be flawless so I can achieve the proper frequency. (clenching fist) At which time they will be under my control. EXT. SHUSH COMMUNICATIONS CENTER - DAY BREAK A large metallic satellite dish makes the perfect foreground for the rising sun located behind it. Adjacent to the satellite is a large rectangular building with few windows and one door. INT. SHUSH COMMUNICATIONS CENTER - CONTROL ROOM In a room that resembles NASA's Mission Control a dozen or so techs sit at computers with headphones on their ears. Over the soundtrack we can hear the conclusion of the Brian's transmission. FAT CAT Excellent. And just how are all the little critters of the world? BRAIN Hungry. INT. J GANDER HOOVER'S OFFICE - EARLY MORNING The office is decorated in the style of a "Captain's Quarters" of a sailing ship. DW and Vincent pace the room while Launch Pad and Calamity sit half asleep in Hoover's red velvet chairs. In walks Hoover. J GANDER HOOVER Ahh, good morning Darkwing. Ahh Vincent, I see you've met Darkwing. He's our best agent. VINCENT (sarcastically) Right. So I've heard. DARKWING Hoover! I want this guy. . . J GANDER HOOVER I'm so glad your excited about having Vincent on our team. He's going with you. DARKWING ....out of my feathers!....Wait a minute. With me? Going? Going where? J GANDER HOOVER We've detected the signal of the C-130 to a small island off the coast of Havana. Tell me Darkwing what kind of leads do you have on this crystal caper? DARKWING We've got um. . . well, um. If this guy (to Vincent) hadn't gotten in my way! J GANDER HOOVER Ahh, yes I see. And Vincent what do you know about the stolen limo. VINCENT Well sir I. . . Calamity wakes up and gives Vincent a evil look. VINCENT (con't) I mean we. . . Calamity similes with confidence. VINCENT Have been on the trail of Douglas Carbanks, a big time black market exotic car thief. Remember that guy who stole the Duck-otti? J GANDER HOOVER Yes, a marvelous automobile. VINCENT He thought so too. Things worth 8.2 million to be exact. DARKWING Get to the point. VINCENT I was just getting to that. Anyhoo. He had his best henchman, Ferrario Bandini steal it. We haven't been able to catch him in the act. That's who we were following last night. Until, someone got in my way. J GANDER HOOVER Hmm. Where did the limo come from? VINCENT Umm. . . Vincent reaches into his pocket and pulls a business card out of his wallet. VINCENT (con't) Ahh, here it is. (handing the card to Hoover) J GANDER HOOVER Exemplary Auto Specialists? VINCENT Yeah, they specialize in strengthening autos, trucks, RV's, you name it. They do armor plating, smoke screen, ya know, Secret Agent stuff for civilians. J GANDER HOOVER How very interesting. You four will make the perfect team. DARKWING Perfect team for what? Hoover opens a drawer on his large desk and pulls out a thick file. He opens the file and briefly scans a few pages before selecting one. Launchpad begins to wake up. J GANDER HOOVER (Holding the paper up before the group) Have you seen him before? Darkwing, Vincent, LP, and Calamity look over the pages. LAUNCHPAD A cat? J GANDER HOOVER Yes a cat. His name is Fat Cat. DARKWING What does he do? Swallow furballs? (slight chuckle) J GANDER HOOVER Darkwing, this feline is a criminal mastermind. Just on a smaller scale. Heh heh. DARKWING Is this some kind of joke? J GANDER HOOVER Actually quite the contrary. Do you remember when Flash the Wonder Dog was kidnapped. VINCENT Yeah, it made all the papers. I've, never seen the show though. J GANDER HOOVER That was the work of Fat Cat. DARKWING Oh c'mon, how could a cat pull that off? J GANDER HOOVER The other voice that we heard, this "Brain" character, is a newcomer. We don't know anything about him, save that he has a background in science. VINCENT (Looking at JGH with disbelief) This is insane. LAUNCHPAD How do you guys know so much? J GANDER HOOVER (looking grim) We were hoping to keep this quiet. However, it looks like things have gotten out of hand. DARKWING What's gotten out of hand, J? J GANDER HOOVER This might come as a surprise to you, Darkwing, but within SHUSH, there is a secret division that you did not know about. A division here known only to a select few. DARKWING (balking) Secret Division!? How come I was never told about this? VINCENT(wry like) Cause it's a secret. J GANDER HOOVER It is nothing to be offended by Darkwing. You would have been bored by most their cases anyway. VINCENT Until now I take it. Right? J GANDER HOOVER (nodding) Precisely. DARKWING What a minute, where do these guys rank? J GANDER HOOVER Not to worry Darkwing, your position is safe. However, you will be working with them on this one. You need their help. DARKWING So, who are these guys anyway? J GANDER HOOVER The Rescue Rangers. DARKWING (Giving him a quizzical look) The Rescue Rangers? Hoover thumbs through the file one more time. He pulls a couple more pages from the file and gives them to Darkwing. Each page has biofacts and pictures of each Rescue Ranger team member. J GANDER HOOVER The top sheet is their leader, Chip. They have first hand knowledge of Fat Cat. Darkwing thumbs through each page and hands them to Launchpad. DARKWING (Looking dubiously from the pages to JG) You're kidding...right? LAUNCHPAD A little small aren't they? The sheets finally get to Vincent. VINCENT Hey, look at this one. (reading from sheet) Gadget Hackwrench. Specialties: engineering, inventing, pilot. . . complexity theory? Right up your alley. Eh, Calamity? Calamity snatches the sheet out of Vincent's hands. He blushes at the site of the adorable mouse. J GANDER HOOVER She's quite brilliant. You will be meeting with her and the other Rangers in the hours to come. DARKWING (to JGH) So let me get this straight. You want me to work with him while we team up with four squirrels who are going after a cat. J GANDER HOOVER Though none of them are squirrels as you say, Darkwing, that is precisely what I had in mind. That's why you're leading this reconnaissance mission. To find out what Fat Cat is up to. DARKWING This is a lousy assignment! And an outrage! J GANDER HOOVER (forceful tone) This is not a lousy assignment. And I expect your full cooperation, unless of course you wish to withdraw your free agent status from Shush. Darkwing moves away from the group to ponder what Hoover has said. VINCENT Let me get just one thing straight. Were gonna be shrunk down to the size of mice? J GANDER HOOVER Small criminals require small crimefighters. I mean that in a physical way of course. VINCENT Of course. Calamity and I are in. Right Calamity? Calamity gives an enthusiastic thumbs up. J GANDER HOOVER That's excellent. That's the kind of sprit I want to see. Darkwing? DARKWING (grudgingly) Alright, we're in. But, what I say goes. We do things my way. VINCENT Haphazardly as opposed to by the book? DARKWING That's right. Haphazardly as opposed to . . . (catching himself) Wait a minute. We do things by *my* book! Darkwing reaches into his coat and pulls out a bulky leather bound book with his picture on the cover. The title is "My Book My Way." DARKWING (con't) (smiling) Yours for only 29.95. The scene fades out. INT. BRAIN'S HEAD - DREAM SEQUENCE We start on the Brain who is running, he's running harder than we've ever seen him run before. From his POV we can see what he's running for. It's BILLIE, from the Pinky and the Brain episode "The World Can Wait." She stands there, simply smiling at him. We focus on the Brain's feet as their running as fast as they can carry him. Just when it looks like he's never gonna make it he grabs a hold of her. In a frenzy they twirl around and around and fall to the ground in each others arms. BILLIE(pillow talk soft) Egggggy. The Brain giggles as Billie plays with a tuff of fur on the top of his round head. The Brain really, really looks like he's enjoying it. At that perfect moment of bliss. All four walls begin to shrink in on the two mice. Billie and the Brain huddle together in terror as the four walls begin to be ripped apart by many giant claws. The claws, are ripping, shredding, tearing, their way through what appears to be a paper thin material. The claws appear to want the two mice really, bad. One of the claws snatches Billie from the Brain's clutches. He lunges after her but it's to late. He falls to the ground reaching out for her as she is sucked out into darkness by many evil looking claw things. The Brain then hears a loud ringing noise. He covers his ears to hide from the noise but it is of no use. Another one of the claws reaches out and grabs the Brain. It drags the Brain across the floor out past the paper thin walls into the darkness. The Brain screams. INT. BRAIN'S SLEEPING QUARTERS - EARLY MORNING BRAIN Arrrrrrgh! The Brain violently wakes up though the ringing can still be heard. His fur is completely soaked with sweat. His bed is a mess. We look from the Brain's POV. Everything's blurry. The Brain rubs his eyes and only then does everything become clear. Pinky is standing there in a maid's outfit complete with maid like headgear. Pinky has a tray with him with what appears to be the Brain's breakfast. In between Pinky's mouth is a dinner bell which he's ringing as he shakes his head up and down. BRAIN Pinky. . . .Pinky!! Pinky stops ringing the bell. He spits it out of his mouth. PINKY(extremely cheerful) Good morning Brain! (singing) It's another beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. The Brain throws the bell back at Pinky. The handle end goes right into Pinky's mouth acting as a plug. BRAIN Enough, Pinky. Pinky once again spits out the bell. PINKY What's da matter, Brain? Did you have another nightmare about Billie? Pinky tries to catch himself but it is to late. He covers his mouth with his hands letting the Brain's breakfast go all over the floor. PINKY Uh oh, I'm sorry Brain. It just, slipped. . BRAIN You know I forbid you to say her name around me. PINKY(hangs his head) I know. . .sorrrrry, Brain. BRAIN No matter, today, we have important work to do. PINKY What about Breakfast? (perking up like coffee) It's the most important meal of the day you know! BRAIN I'll have a pop-tart or something. For now it's time to contact our new partner. INT. C-130 CARGO HOLD - LIMO INT. Fat Cat and the rest of his goons lay asleep in the plush interior of the limo. Once again the words "INCOMING MESSAGE" appear on the limo monitor. Moments later the Brain's image appears on the screen. BRAIN The Brain to Fat Cat. . .come in, over. No response from Fat Cat or his goons. BRAIN (con't) The Brain to Fat Cat. . .come in, over. He pauses and then gets a perturbed look on his face. BRAIN (con't) Wake up!! Fat Cat jumps high enough to hit his head on the ceiling. He lands back on the seat with his hand on his head. He looks as though he's suffering from a hangover. The rest of the goons look awful as well. FAT CAT This had better be good. (to Brain) What is it Brain? BRAIN Your approaching the rendezvous point. I will bring you in by remote control. Have you switched the car into neutral? FAT CAT Well. . .you heard the mouse, Mole. Switch this cursed thing into Neutral. Fat Cat lowers the divider that separates the driver from the passengers. Mole quickly climbs over the seat and into the driver's compartment. He puts his hand on the shifter and pauses while scratching his head. MOLE Um. . . say um. . . which one is neutral? FAT CAT N you idiot! N! MOLE Oh yeah. Mole shifts the limo into neutral and it slowly begins to creep backward towards the cargo hatch. BRAIN Have you instructed the pilot? FAT CAT I've done one better oh brilliant associate of mine. BRAIN Your sure? FAT CAT (angrily) Yes. And don't ask me again. BRAIN(evil smile) Very well. At this time I'd advise you to buckle your seat belts. Your in for one hoot of a ride. Pinky steps into the monitors background. PINKY (excitedly) Oh how I do love rides! There's this one at Magic Fountain. . . The Brain shakes his head in disgust. BRAIN See you on the ground. Oh and yes. I wouldn't open any windows if I were you. The Brain leaves with an evil grin and signs off. Fat Cat reaches inside his pocket and pulls out a small green remote. INT. C-130 CARGO HOLD - MORNING The rear hatch of the C-130 begins to open. The light of a new day floods the cargo hold with sun. The limo eases out to the rear hatch's ramp which causes it to accelerate greatly. It then tumbles off into the clear blue sky. EXT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - MORNING We can see the limo tumble through the air while the C-130 flies off in the distance. Mole who is in the front seat, has his face pressed against the windshield from the G forces. INT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - MORNING Fat Cat has his seat belt buckled while the rest of his goons flop around the cabin. Fat Cat holds out the remote control and pushes a button. A red light shines from the remote. INT. C-130 CAPTAINS COCKPIT - MORNING The camera is nested behind two pilots. We can only see the backs of their heads. PILOT ONE You'd better go back there and see what's going on. PILOT TWO Alright. We've got to get that sensor fixed. With hardly any weight aboard it's difficult to tell weither or not the ramp is down. I'll be right back. Pilot Two puts on a gas mask and we truck with him to the rear of the plane. He hits a button that says "Close Ramp." The ramp begins to close and as it nears the top he begins to pulls off his mask. He looks in the front seat of the blue sedan Nothing. However, as he moves into the rear seat we can see a red digital timer strapped to an extra large brick of C-4 explosive. The timer is at seven seconds and counting. EXT. C-130 - MORNING The large C-130 explodes in a massive ball of flames. It falls helplessly into the ocean. EXT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - MORNING The limo tumbles ferociously in the air. INT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - MORNING Fat Cat trying to hold onto his lunch braces him self while the goons continue to bounce around the cabin. The message "INCOMING CALL" appears on the TV screen. It's the Brain again. BRAIN (angrily) What in Capurinicas's name was that? FAT CAT (difficulty speaking) Ta-ke-ing care of bus-ness. BRAIN I should let you die of gravity poisoning. I don't "want to die" cries from the goons fill the cabin. FAT CAT What a-bout the crys-tal? The Brain ponders the thought for a moment. BRAIN (angrily) Drat. EXT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - MORNING The limo continues to tumble aimlessly through the air. The trunk lid blows off and out pops an extra large parachute causing the limo to drastically reduce speed. However, the nose of the car points downward. The four hubcaps blow off from the wheels of the limo and little rockets pop out. They ignite and slowly steer the gently falling limo to safety. INT. SHUSH HEAD QUARTERS - COMMISSARY - DAY The Commissary is empty with the exception of a few patrons and our heroes, Darkwing, Launchpad, Vincent, and Calamity. They are sitting around a circular table in the back. Most of them have finished their snacks. VINCENT Has anyone here heard of the Smurfs? DARKWING No. What praytell is a Smurf? VINCENT Well, the Smurfs were these little blue people about three apples high and they wore these funny hats. DARKWING What do the Smurfs have to do with anything? VINCENT I was just making a comparison to this mission. The small part that is. I just wonder what its gonna be like. You know, small. DARKWING (war strory mode) I was shrunk once. There was this guy in St. Canard called Lilliput... In bursts a young girl. She's wearing a messengers apron. She rushes over to Darkwing's table. MESSENGER GIRL Darkwing. Darkwing Duck? DARKWING(jumping up) That's me. MESSENGER GIRL Director Gander wants to see you in his office right away. DARKWING Thanks. I'll be right there. VINCENT (standing up as well) What about us? MESSENGER GIRL You guy's are to meet G in the weapons lab. VINCENT (nodding) We're there. INT. SHUSH HEAD QUARTERS - WEAPONS LAB - DAY A sign on the outer door of the weapons lab says "Welcome to the Weapons Lab - Don't touch anything!" The lab is rather large and houses some of the most sophisticated contraptions ever built. There's a myriad of cars, firearms, motion trackers, and other tools used in the field of secret agents. Launchpad, Vincent, and Calamity stand waiting for G. LAUNCHPAD Where does he get those wonderful toys? VINCENT Yeah. There's definitely some cool stuff. Gyro Gearloose AKA "G" appears dressed in a white lab coat. G How's it going boys? VINCENT Just fine G. What have you got for us? G First, your going to need some transportation. Follow me. They now stand in front of two British racing green HumVees. The first appears to be a normal Hummer with a wagon rear end. The second is just like the first except this one has a large British racing green trailer attached to the back of it. G These are fully armored personal carriers. They've had the diesel engines replaced with electric motors. The extra large roofs make for excellent solar collectors. Thus, making them stealth. No diesel fumes. No motor noise. No heat. VINCENT They're fantastic G. What's with the RV? G Please step inside. INT. SHUSH HEADQUARTERS - WEAPONS LAB - G'S RV The trailer has every inch packed with electronics equipment. There's enough room for four people to stand while a tech sits at the controls. G State of the art electronics should make this trip a snap. Motion trackers, high frequency radios, temperature sensors. VINCENT Groovy. Calamity, she's all yours, figure out what makes her tick. I take it were taking all the usual hardware? G I'm glad you brought that up. Follow me. INT. SHUSH HEADQUARTERS - WEAPONS LAB Calamity stays in the trailer while the rest step outside. G I was thinking ahead this time. G opens a hatch on the side of the trailer. It exposes some headset radios. He opens a larger one which houses some weapons. LAUNCHPAD That's one heck of a station wagon. Vincent grabs a shotgun from the rack. He checks the chamber and racks the slide. At that moment Darkwing enters. DARKWING Put that down before it goes off. VINCENT (snidely) Aye-Aye sir. Vincent puts the shotgun back on the rack with the rest of the firearms. Darkwing pokes his head through the door of the trailer. INT. SHUSH HEADQUARTERS - WEAPONS LAB - G'S RV DARKWING(to calamity) We've located where Fat Cat is headed. There's about eight hours of prepping, followed by four hours flight time. Calamity, your gonna stay here until work is completed on this thing. Don't let me down. Alright, we've got a date with the Smurfs. (turns to G) Gyro, shrink us down. Everyone walks off leaving Vincent and Calamity. VINCENT (to Calamity) Don't worry about him. Just do the best you can. We'll see ya in a couple of hours. DARKWING(OS) (a la Sean Connery in the Rock) Losers always whine about. . . VINCENT I don't wanna hear it! Vincent turns to Calamity smiling. VINCENT Just do what you can, pal. CALAMITY Sure thing. Calamity begins hammering away at the various keyboards shaking his head in disgust for none of the settings are in the proper place. INT. SHUSH HEADQUARTERS - WEAPONS LAB - SHRINKING MACHINE The shrinking machine looks like a large diving tank complete with windows. Launchpad, Darkwing, and Vincent, cautiously step into the massive machine. They all look a worried. Gyro speaks to them through a two-way speaker located inside the shrinking machine. LAUNCHPAD Uh, Gyro? Uh, I mean G. Are you sure about this? G Certainly. Ready? DARKWING Just do it, Gyro! Gyro pushes a few buttons and then pulls on a large lever. A loud whirling noise fills the air followed by a bright light. Moments latter the door opens and out comes three mouse sized crimefighters. The three look a little delirious. VINCENT Whoa. This feels weird. Vincent checks his large, fluffy, skunk tail. VINCENT (con't) Whew! Still there. Darkwing shakes his head out of the clouds. DARKWING Gyro! G Yes, Darkwing. DARKWING Take us to the Rescue Rangers. INT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - DAY The limo "still nose down" is approaching the island. The little rockets continue to fire. Fat Cat, Mepps, and Wart sit in the now topsy-turvy limo interior. Mole sits in the drivers seat, sort of. FAT CAT There must be faster ways of landing this thing. MEEPS Yeah. I'm bored out of my mind. FAT CAT (disgusted) I'm amazed that you have a mind to be bored with. MOLE Gee, look at all of the pretty flowers. EXT. BRAIN'S ISLAND - DAY The limo has now approached the dense foliage commonly known as rain forest. With a loud "clang!" the limo lands on a track similar to the one at Disneyland's Autopia Raceway. It then begins racing along the track like a 70's toy slot car. INT. FAT CAT'S LIMO - DAY The group looks out their respective windows. Out of nowhere a large pack of rats begin to pelt the front of the limo. The rats are about the size of a New York sewer rat. Some are gray and some are black however all have red eyes and sharp slime covered fangs. They charge the limo like lemmings jumping into the sea. Their speed combined with the limo's velocity causes them to smash into the limo's windshield. Blood and fur flies everywhere. Mole jumps from the drivers compartment into Fat Cats arms. FAT CAT Excellent! He pulled it off! I don't believe it! He actually pulled it off! The world is mine! (evil laugh) INT. RESCUE RANGERS RANGER PLANE - NIGHT Gadget and Chip sit in the front seat of the Ranger Plane while LP, DW, and Vincent sit in the rear. Darkwing is unamused by the low-tech aircraft. DARKWING I can't believe this thing actually flies. It's got a bleach bottle for a hull. Vincent leans over, in-between the two front seats smiling. VINCENT I think you've got a real nice plane Miss Gadget. Darkwing mimics Vincent. Vincent leans back in his chair. He looks to Darkwing. VINCENT What!? The plane quickly descends on the Rescue Rangers Headquarters. INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT The Rangers are sitting around the dining table with their new quests. Dale, Monterey, and Zipper have joined the gang. Most have finished their meals, Vincent stares at his near empty coffee cup made out of a hollow acorn. The moment feels a tad awkward. CHIP So. . .how many missions is this for you Mr. Darkwing? DARKWING My name isn't Mr. Darkwing. It's Darkwing. And I've done more missions than the acorns on this tree! DALE(in an attempt to change the subject) That outfit is really neat! I'll bet your cape is bullet proof... DARKWING I don't need a bulletproof cape. DALE Uh...why not? DARKWING(evily) One look at me and the criminals run in fear... MONTEREY(teasing like) So you and the Phantom of the Opera are good friends, huh? DARKWING Watch who your insulting lardball, in fact, are you sure you've been shrunk down? I think Gyro's computer had a glitch.. MONTEREY Why you little... DARKWING(boasting) ...or maybe your just big boned? Vincent interrupts in a calm yet forceful tone. VINCENT (snidly) Excuse me. Mr. Darkwing sir. Can I have a word with you? Vincent makes several gestures indicating he wants to go over in the corner to talk. They both get up and go over in the corner. Everyone stares. CHIP Now look what you've done, Monterey!? GADGET You were just kidding, right? Monty? Monterey has become hot and bothered by the peeved duck. CHIP They haven't been here for 30 minutes already you've upset them. GADGET(to Launchpad) We're sorry if we hurt your friend's feelings. LAUNCHPAD(shrugging) Aw, it's okay. He'll get over it. The cape and mask are part of being a crimefighter. The idea is to (in darkwing tounge) strike fear into the minds of criminals. GADGET(to Launchpad) Where's your cape and mask? LAUNCHPAD Rule number one in the sidekick hand book. CHIP And that is...? LAUNCHPAD Never outdress the hero. CHIP AND GADGET Ohh.. Chip turns to Dale. CHIP(wry like) I guess we don't have that problem do we Dale? Why don't you see if you can clear the table without destroying anything. Dale leaves the table trying to hide his anger from Chip's last sarcastic remark. He turns to say something in anger but decides to shrug it off instead. Dale harshly stacks the dishes. MONTEREY(cooling off) Com'on Zip me pally. Let's help Dale with the dishes. ZIPPER (saluting) Yes sir. The three begin clearing the table while Darkwing and Vincent argue to themselves. DARKWING It's down right rude! VINCENT Lower your voice. DARKWING My voice *is* lowered! INT. KITCHEN AREA - NIGHT Dale is carrying a large load of dishes over to the sink. He dumps them in and wipes his hands on a near by towel. He looks around a bit. Then, something catches his eye. DALE Oh boy! Secret agent stuff! INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT DARKWING But they started it! VINCENT Shhhhhhh. Do not act like this in front of me when we are in their home. Is that clear? DARKWING(angrily) Don't you talk down to me! I'm your senior officer. INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT Vincent's trench coat hangs on an overstuffed chair as does Darkwing's cape. Dale checks out Darkwing's cape with great expectation. All of the sudden. . ."POOF!" A large cloud of purple smoke emits out of the cape. Dale stumbles around a bit, dazed from the effects of the smoke. He coughs a little and sets his hand on the chair to steady himself, knocking over Vincent's trenchcoat. It hits the floor with a loud "THUD." Dale wipes his watery eyes and looks down, amused. INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT VINCENT I know Chip's a threat to your all mighty right to the throne. But. . DARKWING Stop taking their side! And he's not a threat to my throne! VINCENT I'm not taking their side. INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT Dale picks up the trench coat from off of the floor. He pulls the coat aside to reveal what thumped. It's Vincent's Desert Eagle tucked neatly in it's holster. Dale earnestly looks at the weapon. INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT DARKWING (poking Vincent in the chest) I will not tolerate mutiny on this mission! VINCENT(con't) Who said anything about mutiny? I'm going back over there to finish my roasted coffee served in a acorn. And your gonna be nice to our hosts. INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT Dale carefully picks up the coat with the holstered Desert Eagle still attached. INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT VINCENT Now as far as the mission goes I will follow you anywhere you want to go. I will take any order you give. But technically, we are not on the mission just yet. So, at this moment I'd like you to stop acting like an jackass and act more like. . .a friend. Truce? INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT Dale tries to set the trench coat back onto the chair, unfortunatly for Dale, the gun has caught itself on the arm of the chair. Dale pulls on the coat causing the heavy weapon to rub up against it, thusly causing the safety to be released. INT. KITCHEN AREA - NIGHT Monterey sets down an even bigger pile of dishes than Dale had. He looks around. Only to find Zipper. MONTEREY I wonder where me pally went? ZIPPER(shrugging) I don't know. Monterey wipes his hands together with the towel in the same fashion that Dale did. He motions for the hallway. INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT Dale has finally got the coat to set on the back of the chair. Dale turns away from the chair and brushes his hands together for a job well done. However, the coat once again begins to fall. Monterey and Zipper round the hallway and "gasp." INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT Vincent reaches out his hand. Darkwing extends his hand. But at that moment a shot rings out. **BOOM!!** A hole is ripped right through the wall parallel to where the dining table is. The shot rips right past Gadget, Chip, and Launchpad. The projectile continues on until it fly's right in-between Darkwing's beak and Vincent's muzzle. Both Vincent and Darkwing "duck" behind whatever cover maybe near. Gadget, Chip, and Launchpad, fly under the table. FADE OUT: INT. ENTRY HALLWAY - NIGHT The camera opens on a very frightened Dale. He's white with fear and laying on the ground against the wall. The smoking gun lays beside him with the hammer cocked back waiting to be fired again. One by one the rest of the gang enters the hallway. The mood is *really* awkward. VINCENT That was close. . . Vincent bends down beside Dale and picks up the weapon from the floor. He cautiously pulls the slide back letting the chambered round fall to the ground. He ejects the mag leaving the high caliber weapon empty. . .and harmless. Gadget kneels down by Dale's side. CHIP Everyone's alright. . .right? LAUNCHPAD Looks that way. Darkwing comes busting through the doorway leading to the entry way. DARKWING Alright! Where is he!? (finds dale) You almost shot me! What were you thinking? MONTEREY What are ya blaming Dale for? He's not the one who left a loaded weapon out in the open! DARKWING He (pointing to Vincent) didn't know there were children running round! MONTEREY Children!? Dale is one of the finest mates I know. DARKWING Explain what he was doing with a firearm he wasn't supposed to have! MONTEREY Explain what a weapon like that is doing out in the open! Vincent looks to Gadget. They're in their own little conversation. VINCENT I'm sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen. GADGET Fortunately. . .no one was hurt. VINCENT How is he? GADGET He'll be alright in a little while. We need to get him to his room. VINCENT Right. Monterey and Darkwing have got there sleeves rolled up and are ready to go round and round. Chip holds off Monterey while Launchpad holds off Darkwing. MONTEREY You want a piece of me do ya!? DARKWING (evil eyed) Just give me an excuse. INT. DALE'S ROOM - NIGHT The door busts wide open. Vincent and Gadget carry Dale between them into the bedroom right up to the bed. They carefully lay him down. Vincent stares at Dale in a concerned manner then leaves. Gadget stays behind to comfort Dale. Dale is now mildly awake. DALE Did I. . GADGET No no, it's okay Dale. No one was hurt. INT. RESCUE RANGER HEADQUARTERS - DINING ROOM/KITCHEN- NIGHT Everyone except Gadget and Dale sit back at the dining table. VINCENT(holding up mug) I want everyone drinking decafe from now on. CHIP Well, what now? DARKWING I'll tell you what now!? LAUNCHPAD Easy. .DW. VINCENT(to Launchpad) Thank you. DARKWING Nothing changes. Except, he's not going with us. CHIP But Dale's part of our team. DARKWING That part of your team almost got me shot. VINCENT(looking away, shameful) I guess it's partly my fault. I didn't want this to happen. I didn't know. . . MONTEREY Didn't know. . .humph. VINCENT Look. It's proper procedure for us to carry our weapon. . .all the time. MONTEREY How come you didn't have it then. VINCENT(angry) Cause it's not proper to have such a piece of hardware at the dinner table! DARKWING Easy. Easy. VINCENT Alright. I'm cool. But had I known someone was going to be creeping around our stuff I wouldn't of let it outta my sight. MONTEREY(putting up his fists) So ya calling us thieves are ya!? Zipper mimics. VINCENT Maybe I am? CHIP This bickering isn't going solve our Dale problem. DARKWING There isn't a Dale problem. He stays here. MONTEREY On what authority? DARKWING On the authority that I'm in charge here! MONTEREY(pointing to Chip) I answer only to him. VINCENT I'm partly to blame here. If he stays, I stay. DARKWING I don't believe this. LAUNCHPAD Awe come on DW. . .give the kid a chance. At that moment Gadget walks into the room. GADGET There's some one here that has something to say to you. Gadget gestures to someone to her right. A teary eyed Dale enters the doorway. From Dale's POV we see that everyone is staring right at him. It's by far the toughest moment in Dale's life. DALE I'm. . . . .I'm sorry. Vincent gestures to Darkwing. VINCENT Well. . .? Darkwing ponders the thought for a moment. DARKWING(reluctantly) Alright, he goes. (to Chip) But he's your baggage. CHIP (Chip looks to Dale evilly) Will take care of him, alright. (to Darkwing) You're in charge. We'll follow your orders. (to Monterey and Zipper) All of us. DARKWING Alright. Let's get dangerous! EXT. ALANTIC OCEAN - EARLY MORNING A white Cessna hovers just above the deep blue ocean. It's flight path is smooth and straight. INT. CESSNA REAR CARGO HOLD - EARLY MORNING In the cargo hold of the small aircraft are Darkwing, Chip, Gadget, Dale, Vincent, Calamity, Launchpad, Monterey, and Zipper. Plus, the two HumVees and a piece of equipment that we have yet to see. A small airplane that appears to be a toy but after closer inspection it's very much real. All of which have been shrunken down at this point. Gadget and Launchpad check out the mouse sized airplane. While a normal sized pilot fly's the non-shrunken Cessna. LAUNCHPAD I can't help but feel weird. GADGET Why's that? LAUNCHPAD I'm flying in a plane but I'm not flying it. GADGET Your really into planes. .aren't you? LAUNCHPAD Yup. My entire family flies. Even my kid sister. GADGET(sorrowful) My father was a pilot too. LAUNCHPAD Really!? We'll have to go flying some time. GADGET I'm afraid not. LAUNCHPAD(pause) I'm sorry. I didn't. . GADGET It's okay. I've gotten over it. . . kind of. The camera pans over to Calamity, Dale and Vincent. Vincent and Calamity are "showing off" proper handgun safety to Dale. DALE These sure are neat! VINCENT Sure. When you know the proper way to use them. Take Calamity here for instance. Show the boy my coyote companion. Calamity and Vincent get up and walk over to the hood of one of the HumVees. Dale follows. Calamity pulls a bandanna from out of his pocket. He quickly wraps the bandanna around his head, blinding him. Monterey and Zipper come over to watch. MONTEREY What is this? A circus sideshow? VINCENT Nope. Better. (to Calamity) You ready pal? Calamity nods. With that Vincent pulls the Desert Eagle out from it's holster and hands it to Calamity. Calamity neatly sets the weapon in front of him. Vincent arms his wristwatch stopwatch. VINCENT Ready? Calamity nods and wiggles his fingers in anticipation. VINCENT (hitting stopwatch) Go! Calamity's fingers work like magic over the heavy weapon. He first checks that the safety is on. He then hits the mag release. The magazine hits the metal hood with a loud thump. Next he pulls the slide back ejecting the live round. Next, he hits the barrel lock pin to disassemble the weapon. The weapon falls apart with ease. Vincent checks his watch. VINCENT You're doing fine. Calamity sets all the pieces so that they are apart from each other. He then quickly reassembles the weapon with finesse. The spring plate meets the piston which meets the frame which meets the barrel. He aligns the frame and barrel of the weapon and then pushes the nose of the pistol into the hood of the HumVee. He slaps the mag in hard and racks the slide letting a fresh round enter the chamber. He carefully lays the loaded weapon on the hood of the truck as before. This took all of about twenty seconds. VINCENT Time! Dale and Monterey stare at each other in disbelief. MONTEREY These guys are bloomin nuts. Dale simply nods his head. Vincent holsters his weapon. Calamity removes the blindfold. He shakes his head to get his orientation back. VINCENT(sarcastic) And all this time you thought nuts were for squirrels. We cut over to Chip and Darkwing who have some high-tech black & white photos that have been taken by a satellite. They also have a detailed map of the island. They've been going over and over the plans for quite some time now. You can see it in their eyes. DARKWING Let's go over this one more time. The satellites could only pick up four possible places where these guys could be. CHIP (pointing to four spots on the map) These four here. DARKWING Right. We've got heat coming from this northern area next to the river. The other two are to the west by the beach. CHIP The fourth being in the center of the Island. A small volcano? DARKWING They all could be. That's why were mobile. You'll go with Launchpad in the miniplane. Vincent, Dale, Gadget, Monterey and Zipper will ride in one HumVee. Calamity and I will take the other and stay behind with the gear. CHIP And we don't contact Admiral Grimmitz's Aircraft Carrier until we've found what were looking for. DARKWING(con't) (nodding) Right. If the situation calls for it we then initiate Operation: Pink Rabbit. When that time comes his boys will launch a beachhead assault and get us off the island. CHIP Hopefully, before the airstrike team comes in. DARKWING If not, it's Chipmunk soup for an appetizer, and Duck for dinner. CHIP Looks like everything's a go. (gulp) I hope. DARKWING Don't worry. That's why I'm here. I'll be watching. . .everything. I'll jump in if trouble arises... CHIP Do you think they'll see us coming? DARKWING Not if this pilot knows what he's doing. The waves should camouflage this plane from any radar... The normal sized pilot grabs the mike. The radio on Darkwing's belt belches. PILOT Three minutes to touchdown. DARKWING Roger that. (putting down the radio) Everyone! Touchdown in three minutes! Everyone quickly assembles the equipment and gets into their assigned seats within the vehicles. All grab headsets that let them communicate with one another. The headsets have a small microcam strapped to the side of them. EXT. BRAIN'S ISLAND - MORNING The airplane banks hard to the right and continues to fly low over the ocean below. Once over dry land the Cessna lowers it's rear hatch. INT. CESSNA - MORNING The sled that the vehicles are strapped onto begins to slide out of the aircraft. Much like the military drops vehicles from a C-130. Parachutes emit from the rear of the sled dragging it out with ease. The wings from the Miniplane help keep the sled level. EXT. BRAIN'S ISLAND - MORNING The sled is now completely out of the aircraft. Quickly our hero's sled slams into the beachhead and slides a long way before coming to a stop. The Cessna is headed back from which it came. EXT. BRAIN'S ISLAND - BEACH HEAD - MORNING We can see our heroes in their respective vehicles. . .frozen stiff. They weren't ready for such a ride. INT. MINIPLANE - MORNING CHIP Is it over? LAUNCHPAD I think so. CHIP Good. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - MORNING VINCENT Everyone okay? Still stunned, the crew gives a half hearted thumbs up. VINCENT(con't) (to radio) Darkwing? INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING Darkwing drives while Calamity rides shotgun. DARKWING(adjusting himself) (into the mike) Everybody okay? LAUNCHPAD AND VINCENT(in unison) Yeah. DARKWING Okay, Calamity. Release us. Calamity flips up the lid up on the laptop. He picks it up and dumps it upside down. Sand pours from within the keyboard going all over the place. He shakes his head in disbelief. He gives the computer a good dusting off and begins typing. It works. CALAMITY Clear. EXT. BRIAN'S ISLAND - BEACH HEAD - MORNING The latches release the vehicles from the sled making a loud clang. The HumVee's take off whisper quiet while Launchpad fires up the miniplane. Darkwing's HumVee pulls the trailer with little difficulty. Launchpad and Chip have the plane flying in no time. INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING DARKWING Let's find a place to park this rig, Calamity. (to radio) How's the miniplane LP? INT. MINIPLANE - MORNING LAUNCHPAD A bit squirrely if you don't mind the pun. . .heh heh. Chip rolls his eyes at the bad pun. CHIP Are you okay Gadget? INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - MORNING GADGET(cheerfully) Just fine. I've got Dale, Monty, and Zipper to keep me company. Dale makes faces at the miniplane. INT. MINIPLANE - MORNING CHIP Right. Great. Chip sighs and then slouches down in his seat. Launchpad sees this. LAUNCHPAD(concerned) What's the matter little guy? CHIP Nothing. LAUNCHPAD Sure there is. CHIP Just fly the plane. LAUNCHPAD Okay. But I can tell when something's going on. (slight pause) Your in love with her, aren't ya. CHIP No. . .well. . yeah. I suppose. LAUNCHPAD You suppose? INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - MORNING Chip has forgotten to turn off his headset. Everyone can hear what he's saying. Everyone waits with anticipation like an abandoned housewife tuned into her favorite soap opera. That is all except Gadget who remains blushing in the front passenger seat as she tries to not make eye contact with any one in the vehicle. CHIP Alright! You got me. So I'm in love with her. What are you gonna do about it? LAUNCHPAD(chuckling) Nothing. . .I'll just fly the plane. CHIP Then why did you ask? Geeez. INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING Darkwing and Calamity listen in with just as much enthusiasm. Darkwing snaps out of it when he sees the perfect spot to hide the truck and trailer. DARKWING(pointing) Were gonna tuck her in right over there. (to radio) Vincent? INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - MORNING VINCENT Yes sir. INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING DARKWING Were gonna drop this rig in that brush just ahead of you. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - MORNING VINCENT Roger that. INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING DARKWING Good, standby. LP? INT. MINIPLANE - MORNING LAUNCHPAD Yeah, DW? INT. DARKWING'S HUMVEE - MORNING DARKWING Continue on your present course. Remember, your headed to the northern most point. Just do a fly by and then report back to me. Got it? We can hear Launchpad through Darkwing's headset. LAUNCHPAD Roger that DW. On our way. DARKWING Good. And let's keep the radio chatter to a minimum. INT. MINIPLANE - MORNING With a gasp, Chip finally comes to the realization that everyone has heard what he has had to say. He blushes in total embarrassment and sulks yet even further than before. He smacks his forehead with the palm of his hand. DARKWING(con't) Cause, we don't know who might be listening. INT. BRAIN'S LABORATORY - DAY The Brain monitors the controls of his super computer. Fat Cat watches closely behind. BRAIN Yes, my dear Darkwing. You *never* know who'll be listening. The Brain turns to Fat Cat with anger. BRIAN(con't) You brought them here!? FAT CAT No. . I. . it was. . BRAIN They must of tracked your cursed explosion. But how could they find the island so fast? (PAUSE) When I talked to you in the limo. FAT CAT How? The frequencies are custom! BRAIN The Crystal. Cursed all. The crystal has the power to amplify radio signals. It must of bled over to another frequency. Rats! FAT CAT But what will we do about them? BRAIN Fortunately, if my calculations our correct. . .and they always are. They'll head to the hottest points on the island. FAT CAT(clenching fists) Ewoooo. A massacre. I like it all ready. BRAIN Exactly. FAT CAT But what about the bird in the air? BRAIN I've got that covered too. Follow me. Brain gets up and Fat Cat follows. INT. BRAIN'S LAB - GEN FACTORY The Brain leads Fat Cat through a maze of high tech circuitry, pipes, and catwalks. They finally reach the Gen Factory. Fat Cat is impressed. FAT CAT I'm amazed at what you've done with the place. BRAIN Naturally. If your going to take over the world you might as well do it with some style. The camera pans back to reveal twelve enormous glass cylinders each filled with somekind of clear fluid. Each carrying a specimen inside. The specimen looks like a. . .bat. A large flesh eating, steroid pumped, black bat. BRAIN Pinky! The camera pans over to Pinky who is running aimlessly in a wire wheel made for caged hamsters. He looks awfully tired. PINKY Right. . .O. . Brain. Narf. BRAIN Pinky! What does the timer read? PINKY Uh. . .there's a one! Uh. . a. . zero. . and uh two. BRAIN Excellent. FAT CAT What on Earth is he doing? BRAIN Oh that's just Pinky. My partner. His wheel is connected to the Genetic Reproducer acting as a power supply. If Pinky read the numbers right. . .and I hope he did. In about an hour my genetically cloned bats will take to the sky crushing anything that gets in their way. FAT CAT(boastfully) Beautiful! *That's* the reason I don't have you for a snack! Fat Cat slaps the Brain on the back, hard. Brain looks to Fat Cat in disgust. BRAIN The reason you don't have me for a snack may I remind you dear Fat Cat, is that without me, you don't have the slightest idea of how any of this works. It was my genius that made this happen. My work. My heart and soul was put into this. After the love of my life died all I wanted was revenge. The drug that they put into her Increased her intelligence far past my own. Later it killed her. The very same drug contained a virus. A virus so deadly it was immediately destroyed. All except what was in her body. My children, however, are totally immune to the virus making them the perfect carriers. When they are set upon the population in a matter of weeks they will have contaminated the entire planet wiping every lifeform off of the face of the Earth. I needed the crystal to control them. Without the crystal they will run rampant and chaos will reign. However, with the crystal they are totally under my control. Without me. You're just a common thief. Don't forget that. Fat Cat is to say the lest displeased. He growls a bit but quickly comes to the realization that the mouse is right. EXT. DARKWING'S MOBILE HEAD QUARTERS - DAY Darkwing's HumVee sits detached from the communications trailer. Both are camouflaged well with the surrounding jungle. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION'S TRAILER - DAY Calamity works the controls while Darkwing watches closely over his shoulder. The computer system that Calamity runs looks right out of Star Trek. His console has six monitors (each one numbered #1-#6) and two keyboards. Calamity sits in a small chair that can slide in any direction and can be locked into place when the trailer is moving. Right now we are looking at the POV of #2 Launchpad's, #3 Vincent's, #4 Dales, #5 Gadget's, helmet cams. Monitor #1 is a camera mounted on the front of Darkwing's HumVee. The #6 monitor is a electronic monochrome mockup of an above view of the trailer's surroundings. This is the motion tracker display. It acts much like radar on a large ship. Calamity looks a tad bored but moves the controls with ease. Darkwing is totally focused with the monitors. EXT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY The HumVee quickly but carefully runs over the thick grass covered ground with ease. Vincent is at the helm of the truck while Gadget rides shotgun with Dale, Zipper, and Monterey in the rear passenger seats. Vincent is forced to slam on the breaks. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Everyone is thrown forward but is restrained with the seatbelts. Except Zipper who has been stuffed into the back of Gadget's leather seat. Monterey carefully pulls his friend out. Zipper is not pleased. VINCENT Sorry about that. MONTEREY What seems to be the trouble mate? VINCENT We have a slight problem. GADGET Uh guys. . Gadget looks out of her window straight down. EXT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY The HumVee is hanging on an edge of what is now a deadly cliff to our pint sized crime fighters. The water current that races below could easily crush the toy like truck. Vincent goes to open the door. He can now look straight down. He quickly shuts the door. VINCENT Darkwing? We have a small problem. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY Launchpad and Chip are almost near their target. Chip looks down at the ground with a pair of binoculars. LAUNCHPAD Anything? CHIP Something. . LAUNCHPAD What is it? CHIP I can't tell from here. Fly east Launchpad. LAUNCHPAD You got it little buddy. EXT. MINIPLANE - DAY Launchpad banks the plane hard to the right. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY DARKWING What is he doing? Switch on the map. Calamity hammers away at a few keys bringing up a computer generated map of the island pinpointing the exact locations of the vehicles, occupants and target points. DARKWING He's changing course? Why is he changing course? CALAMITY Don't ask me. Ask him! DARKWING Launchpad! Your heading in the wrong direction! LAUNCHPAD(over radio) Chip sees something DW. We'll be on it any moment now. GADGET (over radio) Uh. . were gonna be detained for quite some time I'm afraid. .. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY Chip scans the horizon. LAUNCHPAD Do ya see anything yet? CHIP. Almost. Just a little further. We are now looking through Chip's binoculars. We see what he sees. There a several objects that look dark and fuzzy but it's difficult to make them out. The binoculars are bouncing up and down and are unfocused. CHIP A little more. . . The objects are still unfocused. Then by some fortune everything becomes clear. All twelve of the Brain's Bat Air Force are headed right towards the miniplane. Back to normal. CHIP We have a problem. LAUNCHPAD What, I don't see any. . Launchpad doesn't get to finish his sentence. He quickly takes the yoke and jams it forward. . .hard. EXT. MINIPLANE- DAY The plane dives quickly racing towards the ground. Launchpad skims the top of the trees. The bats are right behind. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY LAUNCHPAD(out of his mind scared) Bats! Millions of um! CHIP There's only got to be a dozen. LAUNCHPAD Does this look like a fighter plane to you? DARKWING(over radio) Launchpad! What's happening up there? LAUNCHPAD Uh. . .I'm a little busy right now, DW. Launchpad does a number of tricks to shake them but it's of no use. The Bat Air Force is hot on their tail. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY We are looking at an ECU of the wench of the HumVee. It is in motion. As the camera pans back it begins to rotate 90 degrees. We now see that the HumVee is pointed straight up. It's dangling in the air from a nearby tree about 25ft from the ground. Gadget sits on the windshield which now acts like an oversized chair. She has the remote for the wench in her hand. Zipper is at her side. It's a slow elevator ride, going down. Dale, Vincent, Monterey, are on the ground watching Gadget's highwire act. VINCENT She's pretty amazing. MONTEREY Yeah, those trucks are really built like Rhinoceros. VINCENT I was taking about Gadget. DALE (crossing arms and looking the other direction) Humph. Back on the HumVee/elevator ride. Gadget and Zipper look out beyond the river. Zipper looks towards the way they came. He tugs on Gadget's sleeve. ZIPPER Uh. .Gadget? GADGET Yes, Zipper? Gadget looks to where Zipper is pointing. She doesn't like what she sees. GADGET Zipper! Fly down there and warn the guys! While the HumVee slowly lowers itself to safety. Zipper, like lightning, races to our miniature heroes. MONTEREY What is it pally? Zipper didn't have to speak. A low rumble could be heard over the rushing water. DALE Uh. .what's that noise? MONTEREY Sounds like a heard of stampeding elephants. VINCENT No. . .it's not that. Zipper. ZIPPER Sir. VINCENT Have Gadget toss us some fire power. (to radio) Darkwing... they've brought out the welcome wagon. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY Our camera sits low to the ground. All is quiet. Suddenly the ground begins to shake, the foliage begins to stir. Then from straight ahead the rats charge right towards the camera. There's lots of them. Fangs, fur, claws, slime, and red eyes begin to fill the screen. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION'S TRAILER - DAY DARKWING(to Vincent) I want you to lay down a steady stream of firepower but remember, short and controled bursts. (to Calamity) Things are not going to plan. CALAMITY I'll say. DARKWING (to himself) This thing is going to be over in two minutes. (to Calamity) Get me Launchpad back. Calamity shakes his head and goes back to the controls. Then a beep is heard from one of the trackers. Both Calamity and Darkwing look to the monitor. There is indeed a blip on the screen. It's closing fast on the trailer. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY Launchpad and Chip are still in a dog fight with the bats. Launchpad is flying low beneath the trees dodging branches and tree limbs. A la speeder bikes from Return of the Jedi. EXT. MINIPLANE/JUNGLE - DAY The Bats are right behind the plane. One of them takes a swipe at the fragile aircraft. It rips a hole clear through the rudder. Another lunges towards the plane and grabs on to the tail section. Another tries to do the same but with Launchpad's slick flying the Bat slams into a tree. It makes a large splat. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY LAUNCHPAD There's one on the tail! CHIP Don't you have a sidearm? LAUNCHPAD I'm a pilot not a fighter. CHIP Great... Chip looks out to the tail section. He can see the Bat on the tail of the plane. Like a gremlin, it's ripping the plane apart. Chip looks down and sees a first aid kit. He quickly snatches it and opens the cover. He pulls out a flare gun and flare. Chip climbs into the back of the plane. He sets down the flaregun and pulls the fire extinguisher from it's holder located to his right. He pulls the extinguisher back with both hands. EXT. MINIPLANE - DAY We're now looking from the Bats POV. Chip smashes out the rear window of the plane. The plastic glass goes everywhere. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY We see the Bat cringe as the little plastic shards pelt him. Chip sets down the extinguisher, picks up the flare gun and loads the round in. One of the bats claws at the left wing of the plane causing the plane to wobble. LAUNCHPAD We're losing her! CHIP I'm trying if you could hold the plane steady. LAUNCHPAD Tell *them* that! Chip aims the flare gun right at the Bat. He fires. EXT. MINIPLANE - DAY The flare launches out from inside the cabin and smacks the bat square in the head. It explodes charring the bat. The bat is now fused to the back of the plane and on fire. The rudder and tail flaps are frozen. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY Chip watches in amazement. LAUNCHPAD Put the fire out! Chip goes for the extinguisher. But as he does another bat smashes through the side window. It tries to claw it's way in. Chip smacks it in the head with the extinguisher. It's delirious for a moment. Chip gets his chance to make his move. He drops the extinguisher and picks up the flare gun and jumps for the front seat. He loads another round in. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY One of the bats is hiding behind a tree, TREE BAT. We can hear the small plane buzz towards us. The bat jumps out in front of the plane. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY Launchpad wasn't expecting this. LAUNCHPAD Arrrrrggghhh!! EXT. MINIPLANE/JUNGLE - DAY The bat realizes that this wasn't such a good idea. INT. MINIPLANE - DAY The bat in the rear of the plane continues to claw it's way in. Chip aims and fires. At that moment however, Launchpad smashes right into the Tree Bat head on. Guts go flying everywhere covering the plane in red and green slop. The flare smacks into the Bat hanging just outside the rear compartment, knocking it off. The flare bounces around inside the cabin. Chip falls backward onto the airplanes controls forcing the plane down. Launchpad tries to compensate but it's far to late. EXT. MINIPLANE - DAY The plane is smoking like a 74 Pinto then the entire tail end explodes in a huge fire ball. It's a scene right from a WWII dog fighting movie. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY The Jungle is still. Then woooooosh! The plane on fire flies right above us. The plane crashes right in between two trees ripping the wings off. It smacks right into a bog. Water goes everywhere. The plane is a complete wreck. For a moment, everything's quiet. A real surreal setting, like a painting. LAUNCHPAD Heh! Better than the amusement park. CHIP Oh yeah, a real E-ticket. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY The HumVee is still dangling in the air still too high to drop with Gadget in it. Gadget is on her hands and knees looking straight down on Dale, Vincent, Monterey and Zipper. GADGET About another 90 seconds guys! Back down on the ground. Vincent, Dale, and Monterey have large caliber rifles. The rifles are overunder style with machine gun on top and grenade launcher on the bottom. All except Vincent's which has an autoloading shotgun instead of the grenade launcher. DALE 90 seconds to what? MONTEREY The end. VINCENT Remember, you've got 95 rounds each. MONTEREY Right. And four grenades. VINCENT(to Dale) You ready kid? DALE I-I think so. VINCENT Good cause *I'm not.* Zipper. I want you up in the truck with Gadget. ZIPPER Uh ugh. MONTEREY Do as he says Zip. ZIPPER Okay. Zipper flies up to the dangling HumVee. VINCENT(to headset) As soon as you think it's safe Gadget, hit the release on the winch. And we'll tear ass out of here. GADGET Roger. About 60 seconds. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY DARKWING What's happening Vincent? VINCENT(over radio) We're about to make contact... DARKWING With what? Someone answer me! VINCENT(over radio) Monterey! Over there. .get um! The sound of gun fire fills the audio track. DARKWING Vincent!? LP!? The blip on the tracker monitor is really close now and beeping louder. A moment passes and then something big rocks the trailer, extremly hard. Darkwing and Calamity hang on for the ride. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY Vincent, Dale, and Monterey are involved in a massive firefight with the blood thirsty rodents. VINCENT Kill um! MONTEREY On your right Dale! Dale turns and fires the rifle. It knocks him on the ground. Monterey goes to pick him up. They both get jumped by a rat. Dale rams the rifle into the rats gut. He pulls the trigger. The bullets rip right through the rats body. It falls limp. Monterey pulls the dead rat off of them. They've got rat parts all over them. MONTEREY You alright pally!? DALE Never better. Yuck... INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Gadget sees that there are to many beasts for the boys to handle. She quickly makes her way into the cabin of the truck through the driverside window. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY Back on the ground. The fire fight continues. The rats come in droves. Our heroes are quickly running out of rounds. Several rats make it through the barricade of bullets. One jumps on Monterey. MONTEREY Arrrrrgghhh! INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Gadget can see that Monterey has been tackled by the mouse hungry rat. GADGET I'm Comin' Monty! EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY Monterey wrestles with the rat but with the cunning of a tiger the rat takes a bite out of Monterey. Monterey's reflexes make him throw a whopping punch knocking the rat out cold. Monty gets up and is ready to fight with just his fists. But the rats venom is in his system. Monterey goes out unconscious. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Gadget scans the dash and locates the release for the wench. She pushes the button. The wench lets go. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY The HumVee falls a good ten or so feet. The weight of the engine brings it about 15 degrees and it lands on all four wheels crushing two of the evil rats. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Gadget slams the truck into gear and spins all four tires on top of the vermin's smashed bodies. EXT. CLIFFSIDE - DAY Vincent is down to his last few rounds. He turns to see that Monterey is down. He looks to Dale. Dale is nowhere to be found. Vincent becomes frantic. In between words he fires the shotgun portion of his rifle. VINCENT Dale. Dale! Where are you!? Vincent runs out of ammo. He tosses his weapon around his shoulder and picks up Monterey's. He fires the grenade launcher four times at the ground making an instant moat 10 meters in front of him. Gadget pulls up in the HumVee. Vincent tosses Monterey's weapon. GADGET Where's Dale!? ZIPPER(in shock) Monty! VINCENT I don't know? Help me get Monty in the truck. Gadget quickly gets out of the HumVee and they both lug the large mouse into the back seat. Zipper goes to Monterey's aid. Gadget runs back to the drivers seat. Vincent straps the unconscious Monterey in the back seat. At that moment Gadget sees a evil rat charging at Vincent. GADGET Look out behind you! Vincent turns around and smacks the charging rat with the steel door. The rat is squirming around on the ground. More rats come charging towards them. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY VINCENT(getting in the HumVee) Get us outta here! GADGET What about Dale!? VINCENT There's no time. Right now we've got to get Monterey back to the trailer. GADGET I can't leave Dale. VINCENT Dale might be dead. Monterey has been bit. If we don't get him back he's gonna die. Gadget weeps a bit as does Zipper. They tear off leaving the wretched rodents behind. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY With Gadget driving they race back to Darkwing's communication trailer. INT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE - DAY Vincent keys his radio headset while reloading his rifle. VINCENT Darkwing. . . Darkwing come in, over. Darkwing. .where are you? Calamity? GADGET How come they re not responding? VINCENT(to Gagdet) I don't know. (into headset) Darkwing, Calamity, Monterey is down and we've lost Dale. Get the med kit ready, over. (to Gadget) They must ve seen the monitors. It'll be okay. We can track Dale with the trailer. EXT. VINCENT'S HUMVEE/JUNGLE - DAY The battered HumVee tears off through the jungle. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY Dale is running full bore with rifle in hand. His tattered, dirty clothes make him look like a solider that has just been through combat. He's breathing hard. Then Dale disappears. DALE EIYEEEEE! EXT. BLACK PIT. We open up in pitch black. Then we see a pair of eyes. The eyes do some rustling around and then we can hear the sounds of a lighter. The lighter flicks a couple of times and then lights. The lighter is brought close to the pair of eyes. With the light of the lighter we can now see that it is in fact Dale without a headset or rifle. Dale begins to sniff around. DALE Something smells funny. Dale looks around and begins to follow his nose. He comes across a modern looking lantern on the wall. He grabs it but doesn't light it. Dale continues to walk a short distance until he runs into something at his feet. Dale bends down to take a look. It's one of Brain s rats, dead. The body is partly decomposed and covered with flesh eating maggots. Dale once again runs for his life. DALE EIYEEEEE! EXT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY Gadget, Vincent, Zipper, and a still unconscious Monty pull up in the HumVee. They stare in wonder at what lays before them. The trailer lays tipped over on it's side. The side pointed toward the sky has mammoth sized dents in it. Gadget, Vincent, and Zipper get out to have a look. VINCENT Where's the truck? Then from inside the trailer a loud bang is heard. It startles our heroes. Vincent grabs his rifle and points it right toward the trailer door. He gets next to the trailer and bangs the side with the butt end of the rifle. GADGET Nothing? Vincent gives her a puzzled look. Vincent goes around to the back of the trailer and carefully opens the now horizontal door with his rifle. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY We can see a small crack of light and as it widens we can make out part of Vincent and his rifle. The camera goes charging towards the door. Vincent can now see this. EXT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY VINCENT Crap. Vincent throws himself up against the door in attempt to block what ever is coming out. He drops the rifle just in front of him. The brute force inside the trailer crashes in to the steel door nearly ripping it off of it's hinges knocking Vincent momentarily away. VINCENT Get the damn door! Zipper and Gadget assist Vincent with the door. The brute force continues to pound it's way through. VINCENT Gadget, you're the genius here, think of something! GADGET Right! Hmmmm. Give me a moment. BAM! BAM! BAM! VINCENT I'm not sure that's an option. GADGET (looks down at rifle) I've got it! I'll be right back. Gadget races around the corner of the trailer. VINCENT(with concern) Hurry, please. Gadget is now on what was the side but now the roof of the trailer. She rips open one of the Compartments. GADGET No. That's not it. Vincent and Zipper are still fighting with the door. VINCENT Uh. . .could you hurry it up up there? Gadget opens another compartment. GADGET Got it! Gadget pulls out a small handsized capsule marked "smoke." Gadget runs down to the back of the trailer where Vincent and Zipper are. VINCENT(to Zipper) So, is it flies or ants that can lift ten times their own weight? ZIPPER (shrugging) I don't know. Gadget on a mission comes around the corner. VINCENT How ya doing? GADGET Oh fine. I just need to borrow your rifle. VINCENT By all means. . . The brute force still continues to slam into the door. Gadget runs back around the corner to where the actual roof is. She stands but a few feet away and racks a 12 guage round into the Shotgun portion of Vincent's rifle. She fires the massive weapon right into the trailer causing a large hole to be cut in the roof. VINCENT I hope she knows what she's doing. Gadget tosses the rifle and runs up to the newly punctured hole. She pulls the pin on the capsule. GADGET Here goes everything. The little capsule begins to smoke and she tosses it into the trailer. She runs back to the boys side. GADGET Approximately ten seconds. VINCENT Approximately? The pounding stops. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY We are now looking at a small crack of light. The door opens once again and Vincent, Gadget, and Zipper, stand ready for. . . A dazed mutant rat that has all but destroyed the inner workings of the trailer. EXT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - DAY ALL Ewooooooow. VINCENT Alright. Let's get the anti-venom serum into Monterey Jack, then try to get this thing back on it's wheels. GADGET/ZIPPER Right. VINCENT Who wants to move the dead rodent? INT. BRAIN'S HEADQUARTERS - GARAGE - DAY We are looking at an extremely large garage housing all kinds of construction equipment used for building a structure of this magnitude. A large door at the end of the metallic and concrete structure opens and standing at the other side of the door is a massive, drab green, six wheeled, amphibious, vehicle once used for the military. It slowly lumbers in puffing black smoke. It looks pretty evil. The truck comes to a stop and as the camera scales up the side of the vechile, none other than Fat Cat in a army helmet opens the top hatch. FAT CAT Alright you incompetent fools. Get that debris outta my rig! MEEPS Sure thing boss. The rear hatch folds down with the use of hydraulics. Darkwing's HumVee rolls out backwards with Mole at the helm. MOLE Coming through! INT. FAT CAT'S RIG - DAY Darkwing and Calamity are chained to a hand cart which is chained the side of the rig. Wart stands guard with machine gun in hand. Darkwing looks very, very, mad. DARKWING (Narrowing his eyes to give a deadly glare toward Fat Cat) When I get outta here I'm gonna destroy everything on this island! Fat Cat stands silhouetted against the light at the tail end of the rig. FAT CAT What do we have here? Pint sized crimefighters. . they get smaller all the time. DARKWING I'm gonna start with you, Leisure Suit Harry. FAT CAT Tisk tisk tisk. Now let's not call each other names. .Wart! WART Yesssss bossssssss. FAT CAT Throw these two in the holding cell! WART But, wheressss that bossssss? FAT CAT (ponders thought) Hmmmmmm where indeed... throw them to the children! WART Okay, bosssss. DARKWING You haven't seen the last of me. . . Darkwing Duck! FAT CAT I believe I have. . .until dinner. Duck a la rounge for an entree'. . .and oh my. . . look, Coyote for desert. Calamity folds his hands and looks away from Fat Cat in disgust. FAT CAT Take them away boys! Darkwing and Calamity are "dragged" out of the room a la The Pengiun in The Wrong Trousers. EXT. JUNGLE - EARLY EVENING The shot opens on an empty frame filled with only the background of jungle foliage. Chip then walks into the frame with Launchpad right behind. Launchpad has on a backpack in edition to his normal outfit. Chip has some kind of locating device in his hand. LAUNCHPAD I'll bet they re wondering where we ve been? CHIP I'll bet. Shouldn't be to much further now. LAUNCHPAD I sure hope so, this jungle gives me the creeps. CHIP(pointing) Should be right over that hill there. Chip looks toward the direction of the hill. We are now looking at a reverse angle of the hill. Chip's and Launchpad's heads pop up over the dirt hill. They look in awe at the site before them. Chip breaks out the binoculars and looks through them. Once again were looking via Chip's binoculars POV. It's unfocused to start with but then becomes quickly focused. We are looking at what appears to be an extremely large factory built partially inside a volcano. Chip's binoculars focus on a large metal door similar to the one that Fat Cat drove his rig into. The door is slowly opening. Normal view. LAUNCHPAD (pointing) Hey! Look at that. Chip focuses on the door. At that moment a half a dozen rats come pouring out of the opening. CHIP I think we found what we re looking for. At that moment Chip's headset goes off. VINCENT(over radio) Dale? Chip? Launchpad? Come in, over? LAUNCHPAD About time. CHIP Yeah, we're here and read you loud and clear, over. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATIONS TRAILER - EARLY EVENING Gadget, Vincent and Zipper have some how managed to get the communications trailer back upright. The trailer is an absolute mess. Only half of the lights are working. All six monitors are showing fuzz. Calamity's lap top is in two pieces. Monterey is lying unconscious on a fold out bed that is built into the wall of the trailer. VINCENT Good, cause we got problems. Vincent tries to put the lap top computer back together like a puzzle but the pieces don't quite fit. At that moment something shorts out causing sparks to go flying everywhere. The lights go off for a moment. Gadget slams her fist onto the side of the trailer. The lights go back on a la Auther Fonzerelli. VINCENT Lots of them. CHIP(over radio) Where's Darkwing? VINCENT(holding up two headsets) We were hoping *you'd* know. Their headsets are here but they re not. Gadget snatches a head set from Vincent and puts it on. GADGET(concerned) Chip!? EXT. JUNGLE - HILL - EARLY EVENING In this scene we bounce back and forth from Chip who is out in the jungle to Gadget who is inside the trailer. CHIP(extremely concerned) Yes, Gadget? Are you alright? GADGET Monty's hurt pretty bad. CHIP How bad is pretty bad? GADGET(frowning) Really bad. CHIP What happened!? GADGET It's a long story, but one of those rat monsters got him. I've got him stabilized with an anti-venom serum and I'm gonna run a check on him with the computer. Once I get it up and running that is. Chip says nothing. Silence. GADGET Chip? CHIP Right here. GADGET They've got Dale too. CHIP Have him!? Who has him? VINCENT We don't know anything yet. Gadget, Zipper, and I are working on getting the trailer back in order. We just got it tipped back on it's wheels via invention from Miss Gadget here. Something really big destroyed this rig and Calamity and Darkwing are nowhere to be found. CHIP I think I know where they are. VINCENT How? Where? CHIP Launchpad and I have found their base. VINCENT You have? That's great! CHIP No, that's *not* great. The place is built like a fortress and is crawling with rats. But I think we've found a way in. VINCENT What do you want us to do? The camera slowly dollys in on Chip as he carefully assesses the situation. CHIP Gadget? Can you lock onto this frequency? GADGET It looks like it'll be possible in a matter of moments. CHIP Good. Lock on to this frequency. We're going to need you to find us. GADGET Right. What happened to the plane? CHIP We've, uh...had our fair share of problems too. But let's work on getting outta here. Can we contact the carrier? GADGET I'm afraid not, Chip. The long range transmitter is no longer... (Gadget holds up two pieces of computer board) operable. CHIP Can you fix it? GADGET You know how I always wind up with extra parts? CHIP Yeah...? GADGET Well, I could sure use them now. CHIP Alright, maybe we can contact the carrier from inside the base. I can see antennas ontop of one of the buildings. Vincent? VINCENT Yeah? CHIP We'll contact you from the outer wall of the base. (on a mission) I want Dale found. VINCENT Copy that. CHIP Chip, out. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - EVENING VINCENT Alright. Let's go to work. INT. BRAIN'S MIND - DREAM SEQUENCE The camera starts on a large dark cloud that fills the entire screen. The camera sifts through the cloud and focuses on a small beam of light. The camera races down on the shaft of light until we come to a familiar mouse. Billie. She stands posed with a seductive look on her face. She calls to the invisible Brain with her finger. BILLIE Ooooooh Egggggy. BRAIN(OS) Yeeees, Billie! I'm right here! At that moment a small funnel shape begins forming inside the dark cloud. Then, like hell from above the Brain's evil rats begin to drop on Billie. They begin to viciously attack her. The Brain appears and jumps to action trying to fend off the beasts but they eaisly outmaneuver him. They begin to attack him as well. There are to many. . .far to many. Billie and the Brain are smothered under a pile of blood, fur, and fangs. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT The Brain wakes up. He's really shaken by the nightmare. Much more so then last time. His fur is damp with sweat and he is still breathing hard. Pinky comes to his side. PINKY Are you alright? Brain? BRAIN Yes, Pinky. It was another cursed nightmare. PINKY was Billie in it again? BRAIN Pinky. What did I say about mentioning her name? PINKY Uh, you said not to. But, why not? BRAIN Pinky. My head hurts to much to talk. PINKY Uh, okay Brain. I'll go check on our guests. BRAIN Why don't you go check on our guests. PINKY (puzzled more than usual) Uh. . .right'o, uh, Brain. Pinky walks away leaving the Brain at his console. The Brain sets his arm on the counter to support his head. He opens up a drawer next to him. He pulls out a small picture. It's of Billie. The camera pans back to reveal all of the massive computers, metal, concrete, and equipment that is surrounding the Brain. He weeps, alone. EXT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OUTER HATCH - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad stand at either side of the large, mechanical, metal, door. Their bodies press up against the outer wall. A moment passes and the door opens. Like lightning, a heard of rats come spewing out. Their feet kick up a whirlwind of dust. Launchpad and Chip have their eyes closed. Once the rats scurry past Chip opens his eyes. He looks in the direction of the charging rodents. The rodents disappear into the night. He turns to Launchpad who is still firmly pressed up against the wall with eyes closed. The door begins to close. CHIP Let's go. The Chipmunk and Duck run under the closing door just barely missing it. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OUTER HATCH - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad are now in a dimly lit concrete room. There is a hatch at the opposite end. To the right is a smaller metal door. CHIP(to radio) We're in. VINCENT Roger that. Chip pulls out his tracker once again. CHIP(to Launchpad) I'm gonna switch the tracker to the frequency of that crystal. Maybe, it's what powers the radios here. The tracker blips...but barely. CHIP It's a weak reading but, definitely here. LAUNCHPAD The walls make for a lousy transmission. CHIP Right. I'll bet the rats probably come through that hatch there. LAUNCHPAD I suppose we're going through the hatch? CHIP I'm not *that* desperate to find Dale. (pointing to the other door) Looks like the only other way. LAUNCHPAD I hope we can find DW. This place is huge! INT. BRAIN'S TUNNEL SYSTEM - NIGHT Dale is walking now with the lantern lighting the way. It is difficult for him to see where he is going as the lamp only lights a few feet in front of him. He looks really spooked. Like a kid visiting a haunted house at night. He jumps at every noise. INT. BRAIN'S TUNNEL SYSTEM - STORAGE FACILITY - NIGHT We are looking at a reverse angle of Dale coming into the room. His lantern shows that this room is much larger than the previous tunnel. Dale carefully looks around. He finds some building equipment and a tunnel opposite the one he came in from. The tunnel looks the same with the exception that this one is a much larger, paved, concrete, tunnel. Scattered around the room are tractors, loaders, small six wheeled Vehicles, and a golf cart. All mouse sized. DALE Oh boy! Dale quickly searches all of the vehicles. None of them work. Some don't have keys, others do not have gas, some just plain old won't start. Dale kicks a tire on one of the machines mildly hurting himself. He falls to the ground and sighs. He looks up to see. . .the golf cart. INT. BRAIN'S TUNNEL SYSTEM - PAVED TUNNEL - NIGHT Dale is driving the golf cart. He looks peeved. Though the golf cart is quiet it's a tad too slow for Dale's taste. He drives with one hand on the wheel while the other hand holds the lantern on the passenger seat. Dale putters off. INT. BRAIN'S OLYMPIC SIZED POOL - NIGHT We open on Mole and Mepps who are struggling, trying to pull on a rope. The are having an extremely difficult time. We cut to an angry Fat Cat who is standing on the edge of the pool deck. Wart stands at his side with rifle in hand. The pool room is extremely large and looks as though Charles Foster Kane built it. Though the pool is only about 85% complete. FAT CAT Will you two hurry up! MEEPS Uh...sorry boss but he's heavy. MOLE YEEAAH. FAT CAT I'll show you heavy with my fist! Meeps and Mole pull even harder on the rope. The camera pans over to the other end of the rope. Attached to the other end is the biggest, fattest, ugliest rat, that we have seen. Drool protrudes from out his mouth and his eyes are full of crust. His fur his extremely matted and unkept. He looks as though he's stupid but this is only because he's under the influence of some powerful drug. We then pan over to the other end of the pool. Darkwing and Calamity are chained to the side of the concrete pool with iron cuffs. DARKWING (a la Laurel and Hardy) Well...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Calamity. CALAMITY (whines with puppy dog eyes) Darkwing turns his attention to Fat Cat. DARKWING Alright Cat Fat or whatever your name is... You can torture us all you want, but we're not gonna tell you anything! FAT CAT The name's Fat Cat and consider yourself dinner. But let me ponder that for a moment.... Torture, hmmmmmm, that's a good idea, torture...., Boys! Toss the rat in! Meeps and Mole have gotten the big, fat, rat, to the edge of the pool. They try their hardest but can't push the rat into the pool. Fat Cat turns to Wart. FAT CAT What are you? My Basset Hound!? Go over and help them! WART Yesssss, bossssss. Wart quickly races over to help Meeps and Mole. FAT CAT It's so hard to find good help these days. . .what do you want!? Pinky has entered the pool room. PINKY(curious) Wadda ya doing with Brain's rat. . . er...child. Meeps, Mole, and Wart finally push the rat over the edge. It hits the concrete flooring of the pool with a loud thud. The rat just lies there. FAT CAT We're serving dinner....care to join us? PINKY Oh, I love dinner! My favorite's mushroom cheese pizza with anchovies! FAT CAT (ponders the thought) Well, that's not on the menu but how about....vanilla mouse' for desert! Fat Cat pushes Pinky into the pool. Pinky falls quite a ways before hitting the ground. He lands with a thud. Disoriented, he gets up. PINKY Look at all the pretty stars. I can almost touch them. He falls back to the ground. Out cold. The rat at the opposite end of the pool begins to snap out of his dream like state with a harsh snort. INT. BRAIN'S TUNNEL SYSTEM - END OF ROAD - NIGHT The tunnel is dimly lit. We start on a large vent cover that is lying on the ground and then pan over to Dale's golf cart which is parked along side a concrete wall. The top of the golf cart is about a chipmunk's length away from the vent. We can see a light flickering inside the vent. INT. BRAIN'S TUNNEL SYSTEM - VENT - NIGHT Dale is crawling along in the vent shaft. He's on his hands and knees and has the handle of the lantern in his mouth. As he crawls the lantern swings back and forth. Dale seems to crawl to the rhythm of the lantern. That is until.... from out of nowhere. BAM!! Two feet in front of him what appears to be a rat has tried to smash it's way through the vent leaving an imprint of its face. DALE Arrrghhh! Dale is crawling much faster now. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - NIGHT Gadget and Zipper are reassembling the trailer while Vincent reassembles his rifle. VINCENT How's Monterey? GADGET Well his blood pressure is higher than normal, well for a mouse anyway and his temperature has risen slowly in the last half hour. I'd check his EKG reading but that machine is still not working. I can't do anymore for him here. We need to find him an antidote, fast. VINCENT We will. Chip and Launchpad will find one. I hate waiting here. A long moment of silence fills the trashed trailer. VINCENT(smiling) We need to keep talking, it'll help steady my nerves. GADGET Calamity doesn't talk much. He's new to SHUSH... or new to my knowledge anyway. VINCENT It's a long story...but the short version is we went to school together...for a short time that is. He finished top of his class...I dropped out and we've been working together ever since. GADGET Why did you drop out? VINCENT That's another story... Here, I want to show you something... Vincent carefully sets down his rifle. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LOADING DOCK - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad have made their way inside the fortress/rat factory. They move with extreme caution as they both know they're in over their heads. Chip has his tracker out and it seems to be leading them. They're headed toward a concrete staircase. LAUNCHPAD This really seems like a bad idea. CHIP Uhh, we need to keep moving. Stay behind me. They walk up the stairway. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - NIGHT Vincent has a large black case on the console. . On the cover is a picture of a pink rabbit (that looks awfully similar to Babs Bunny )with a machine gun complete with evil grin. Gadget and Zipper look on with interest. VINCENT Okay, this is the second part of this mission. (he looks to the ceiling in disgust) If you want to call it a mission that is... Welcome to, Operation: Pink Rabbit. This, (opens case) is an NG-1138 Particle Beam Phaylinks. GADGET What's it for? VINCENT Utter destruction. GADGET Golly, why show it to me? VINCENT(with affection) Because, your the smartest one here. GADGET(innocently) Show me how this works. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad cautiously step into the lab room. The Lab Room consists of three counters, two on either side of the room and a third one in the center, cabinets, and an elevator. This room is nearly pure white with the exception of the black counter tops. On the center counter top, every few feet stands a cryo-tube with a brain in it. Attached to each brain is a small device. However, as the tubes progress down the room each device becomes more compact and more high-tech. Something to the effect of various proto-types. LAUNCHPAD Ick. This is really getting nasty. CHIP Yeah, much worse than one of Dale's horror movies. As they make their way down to the end of the tubes. We discover that the last one is empty. The elevator door opens. Chip and Launchpad look to each other. INT. BRAIN'S VENTING SYSTEM - NIGHT Dale is still crawling. He's tired and weak. Finally though, there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or to the side at least. Dale quickly crawls over to where the light is coming from. He lays flat on his stomach to get a better look. He can see Darkwing and Calamity chained to the side of the pool. He cannot see Fat Cat, Pinky, the Goons, or the Rat. DALE Mr. Darkwing...I gotta save um. INT. BRAIN'S OLYMPIC SIZED POOL - NIGHT The rat is now on all fours and drunkenly flounders around the bottom of the empty pool. Drool falls from his mouth coating his fur with clear slime. Pinky is still out and Darkwing is still angry. Calamity looks as though all hope is lost. Fat Cat and his goons look on. FAT CAT This is taking too long. Fat Cat snatches the rifle from Wart. With haste he yanks on the trigger and fires the gun straight in the air. The Rat is now fully awake and begins to charge right for Darkwing and Calamity. INT. BRAIN'S VENTING SYSTEM - NIGHT The bullets from Fat Cat's gun rip through the thin metal of the vent nearly hitting Dale. Dale's weight causes the vent to tear into two pieces. DALE Uh oh.... Dale is now hanging on for dear life to...nothing. The vent walls are slick and dusty. Dale scrambles to hang on, but gravity has it's way. Dale falls. INT. BRAIN'S OLYMPIC SIZED POOL - NIGHT Darkwing and Calamity cringe as the giant rat races towards them like a runaway locomotive. At the last moment before the rodent collides into them, Dale, from out of nowhere lands on the rats back. Dale grabs the rat's ears and pulls on them like reigns on a horse. The rat turns to the right as Dale hangs on for dear life. Darkwing and Calamity each open one of their eyes to see why they re not dead. Dale and his rat race around the pool as if it were the Kentucky Derby. FAT CAT Ack!! A Rescue Ranger! Where'd he come from?! Fat Cat once again raises his rifle and fires rounds into the pool narrowly missing the living organisms inside. The bursts from the machine gun cause the rat (who's at the shallow end of the pool) to jump the wall. Dale and the rat are now pool side. The tables have turned. Dale and the rat charge for Fat Cat and his goons but not before running into everything that lies poolside; construction equipment, chairs, an umbrella, etc. Fat Cat fires the gun at Dale but winds up hitting the rat. The rat is not pleased and deadens his charge for Fat Cat. Fat Cat and his goons run for a nearby door. They bolt through the door and round a corner to safety. Dale sees that the rat is going to collide with the wall on the other side of the door. Dale bails off, landing on the concrete floor, hard. The rat charges on but he soon realizes that he too must stop. The rat puts on the breaks but it's too late. INT. HALLWAY OPPOSITE POOL ROOM - NIGHT (*this scene happens in an instant*) The rat comes flying through the door that Fat Cat went through. The rat slams head first into the concrete wall. Blood flies everywhere. It's not a pretty sight. INT. BRAIN'S OLYMPIC SIZED POOL - NIGHT Dale shakes off the pain from his wild ride and crawls over to the pool's edge. He looks down. DARKWING(OS) Don't just stand there! Get us outta here! DALE Uhh, okay. Dale looks around and his eyes fix upon something. He once again grins with an evil smile. DARKWING Where's he going? Darkwing looks to Calamity. Calamity shrugs. DARKWING Do you ever talk!? Not one word. Not a Single solitary word...what a ya mute!? Calamity holds up a bumper sticker saying "The less I talk the smarter people think I am." Darkwing sighs. Then from above comes the sound of a chainsaw being fired up. Dale is now armed with a bright yellow "CAT" brand thirty horsepower chainsaw. He smiles devilishly. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - ELEVATOR - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad ride up the elevator. Chip has the tracker out and as they rise the beeping gets louder. LAUNCHPAD How come this elevator just opened the door by it's self? CHIP Sometimes elevators are programmed to automatically go down to the bottom floor after they've been used. Which would leave me to believe someone is just ahead of us. Plus, the tracker seems to want to go this way. LAUNCHPAD But why the bottom floor? CHIP You know...in case of a fire. LAUNCHPAD Oh... The elevator comes to a stop and the doors open to reveal... INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS - NIGHT The room is full of equipment but there is no one there. Launchpad and Chip cautiously step out of the elevator. The tracker which was beeping is now a steady hum. Chip focuses the tracker on a door leading out of the room. Right next to the door is a large piece of glass tinted black. CHIP It's here. LAUNCHPAD Where? CHIP(pointing) Through that glass window. Chip keys his headset. CHIP Vincent? VINCENT Copy. CHIP Come and get us. VINCENT Standfast. INT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - NIGHT VINCENT Let's move like we've got a purpose. Gadget, Zipper and Vincent grab what equipment they've managed to salvage and bolt out the door. A moment passes and then Gadget comes rushing back in. She gives Monterey a kiss on the cheek. She pauses for a moment then bolts back out the door. EXT. DARKWING'S COMMUNICATION TRAILER - NIGHT The HumVee tears off into the night. INT. BRAIN'S OLYMPIC SIZED POOL - NIGHT Darkwing and Calamity have removed their chains with help via Dale s chainsaw. Pinky is just now beginning to wake up. Darkwing is shaking Pinky trying to wake him up. DARKWING Get up you varmint! Pinky sits up half dazed. PINKY Uhh...my head hurts...and I think I like it... With a final slap to the head Pinky is conscious, well as conscious as Pinky is going to get. DARKWING Alright, where's my crystal!? PINKY Uhh..Brain's got it. DALE Uh...Mr. Darkwing? DARKWING Whose the Brain? DALE Uh..Mr. Darkwing? DARKWING(exploding) What!? DALE I know the crystal is awful important to ya but Monterey was hurt and we need to help him. PINKY Um, er....uh....poit! Was he bit? DALE Yeah! PINKY We gotta get the blue stuff, narf. Oh, I just love blue! (signing) Blue blue blue blue... DALE Uh yeah, where is it? PINKY ...blue blue blue I'll show you, blue blue.. Dale and Pinky walk away from the group with Pinky leading. Calamity follows. Darkwing stops to look into the camera. DARKWING At exactly which point did I begin to lose control? Darkwing walks off. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad approach the door leading to the room with the black tinted window. Chip leads as Launchpad follows. The tracker humms like there's no tomorrow. CHIP Alright, let's do it. On three. Launchpad makes like bulldozer ready to smash through the Berlin wall. CHIP two.....three! Launchpad goes flying through the door causing it to slam open. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT Brain is still starring at the picture of Billie. He is taken out of his trance with red light and a beeping noise coming from the console.. BRAIN What..? Drat! The Brain works the controls and a video monitor comes to life revealing Chip and Launchpad in the Operations room. The Brain grabs the intercom infront of him. BRAIN I don't know who you are but you've messed with the wrong proverbial mouse this time! INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS/CRYSTAL ROOM - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad have heard Brain's threat. Darkwing's crystal is in fact in the room. Actually it's the only thing in the room. The crystal is suspended in the center of the room by a metal truss. The Crystal glows with energy. It looks much bigger now. LAUNCHPAD Mouse? CHIP Proverbial? At that moment klaxons and rotating lights go off inside the room. LAUNCHPAD This is bad. Then from the vents above comes smoke. Chip runs for the door. It's locked shut. CHIP This is bad. Hmmm let me think.. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - NIGHT With Pinky leading, Dale and his power saw follow as do Darkwing and Calamity. This is the same room that Darkwing and Launchpad were in earlier. PINKY Egad! Here we are! (pinky laugh) Narf! DALE Okay, where is it? PINKY Ahh, that's the problem...narf. Pinky throws a switch on the wall that triggers an invisible panel to come out. Pinky goes over to the panel and opens the cover. PINKY(pointing) Ya need the code to open the wall over there. Only Brain has the code, narf! DARKWING This is a waste of time! Dale sighs, but Calamity is already over to where Pinky pointed. He sticks his ear up to the wall and begins taping. Tap tap tap tap. DARKWING(to Calamity) What are you doing? Were not going to find the crystal this way! Calamity continues tapping until he finds just the right spot. He jumps in excitement. Calamity gestures to Dale to come over to him. Dale does so. Calamity points to the chainsaw and points to the wall. Dale quickly gets the idea. DALE Uh, okay.......stand back. Dale fires up the chainsaw and rams it right into the wall. The saw cuts through the metal wall like butter. Sparks fly everywhere. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT The Brain watches Launchpad and Chip scramble around like mice in a electrocution cage. But then another blip comes up. BRAIN What now! No, Pinky!! The Brain can see the inside of the labroom where Pinky and the others are. Dale is a good portion through the wallsafe in which the Brain keeps his antidote. In a fit of frustration Brain slams his fists on the control panel in front of him. BRAIN Arrrrgh!! INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS/CRYSTAL ROOM - NIGHT The smoke hovers above Launchpad and Chip, they're running out of time. CHIP(coming to a conclusion) Launchpad! What's in your bag? Launchpad quickly removes his backpack and opens it. The smoke gets thicker. LAUNCHPAD Uhh...there's some comics and a glove... CHIP None of that's gonna help.. LAUNCHPAD ...my lunch, baseball, medkit.... CHIP That's it! Throw your baseball at the crystal! Launchpad stands back and winds up his pitch... LAUNCHPAD(halting) Wait a minute! I need my glove! Chip jumps down on to the ground and snatches Launchpad's baseball glove. The smoke is all over them making the air almost unbreathable. Chip tosses the glove to Launchpad. Launchpad winds up for his pitch.....and throws it as hard as he can at the crystal. The baseball hurls towards the crystal at neckbreaking speeds and abruptly, bounces off. LAUNCHPAD Darn. What was that supposed to do anyway? INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - NIGHT Dale has a large section cut out and he puts the finishing touches on the wall. Dale stands back to look at his work. The chainsaw returns to idle. DARKWING Satisfied? INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS/CRYSTAL ROOM - NIGHT Launchpad has the baseball once again. CHIP(coughing) This time, throw it at the window... Launchpad gets into his pitching stance and eyes the window. Launchpad stares the window down as if it's going to be the last out at the world series. Launchpad winds up....and at precisely the moment when he's about to release the baseball an explosion rocks the entire building causing the black tinted window to shatter. LAUNCHPAD That was easy. The two make a break for the now broken window. Leaving the crystal behind. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - NIGHT Everyone has ducked behind one of the available counters. Dale pokes his head out just in time to see the wall come crashing toward the floor bringing the front of the safe with it. The safe is filled with little blue vials. Dale gives Calamity a high five. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT The Brain now has another video monitor up and can see the loading dock that Chip and Launchpad first entered in. Except there is now an extremely large whole ripped into the center of the large metal door. BRAIN Egad and double narf. EXT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LOADING DOCK - EARLY MORNING Gadget sits on the top of the battered HumVee with a portable "LAW" Rocket Launcher. She lowers the weapon to see the damage she has done. GADGET Golly... Vincent sits behind the wheel. VINCENT Great shot! Gadget tosses the rocket launcher and jumps in the HumVee. The HumVee tears off toward the new door created by Gadget. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LOADING DOCK - EARLY MORNING Vincent crashes through the rest of the once mighty steel door. He brings the HumVee to an abrupt stop. Vincent, Gadget, and Zipper pile out of the now very destroyed HumVee. VINCENT Grab what you can...the others will need it. Loaded with as many weapons as they can carry Gadget saves room for a tracker that is set on Chips headset. GADGET Tracker on-line. Vincent keys his headset once again. VINCENT Chip? You copy? INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - OPERATIONS/CRYSTAL ROOM - NIGHT Chip and Launchpad are brushing themselves off. CHIP What was that? VINCENT Our entrance. Launchpad notices one of the control panels is now lit. LAUNCHPAD(pointing) Hey! Over there! Chip and Launchpad quickly move over to a console that has the same video monitors as the Brain's. On the one monitor is the "loading dock" on the other is the lab room. CHIP We can see you through a monitor here. VINCENT Great, that means someone else is watching. CHIP The others are in a room just below us. We'll meet you there. VINCENT Roger. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT We are looking at a monitor with a shot of the "loading dock." The camera slowly moves in on Gadget. She is in the center of the three warriors with Vincent on point and Zipper bringing up the rear. The camera pans back to reveal the Brain. The Brain's eyes are glazed over and his ears have drooped back. It looks as though as he's seen a ghost of a lost love. BRAIN(in bliss) Billie..... At that moment however, Fat Cat and his goons storm in. The Brain wakes up from his trance. FAT CAT(peeved) I want off of this island, Brain! BRAIN I don't care. Leave me be, I have work to do. Fat Cat flys off the handle and charges the Brain. He grabs the Brain and looks at him in the eye. FAT CAT(to the point) I want off this island, *now.* BRAIN(venomously) As you wish. The Brain types in a few keys on his keyboard. This causes a secret elevator door to open in the room. BRAIN The elevator will take you to a dock where there is a vessel waiting. From there, you re on your own. FAT CAT You mean I can't count on you? BRAIN No. FAT CAT Good. This partnership is over. The Brain simply points to the elevator door and then goes back to his console. Fat Cat and his goons step inside the elevator. INT. FAT CAT'S ELEVATOR - EARLY MORNING Fat Cat and his goons start to head down to the floor where the "vessel" is. Fat Cat hits the stop button on the elevator. MOLE What did you do that, for? FAT CAT(mad as hell) Were going back up to get my crystal. There is no way I'm going to be taken by that mouse! MOLE How are we gonna do that? Fat Cat grabs Mole and throws him up through the elevator's escape hatch located directly above. FAT CAT Start climbing! You two follow him! I want my crystal! INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT - EARLY MORNING The goons climb out of the elevator hatch and begin climbing up the side of the wall. Fat Cat follows. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - EARLY MORNING The Brain, watching the video monitors, is to fixated on "Billie" AKA "Gadget" to pay any attention to what Fat Cat is doing. The Brain punches a couple more keys on the console. A cell door to a cage opens from somewhere in the complex. Heavy breathing sounds can be heard. Something in a flash leaps out of the cell and out of camera range. Another one of the same follows right behind it. BRAIN(evil smile) Be gone my pretties... INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - NIGHT The group has once again returned as a team, with the exception of Monterey. GADGET(holding a vial) We have to get this antidote back to Monty. CHIP Gadget's, right. DARKWING Who's going to take it to him? GADGET Zipper can take it to him. He'll be the fastest. LAUNCHPAD With those things flying around?! CHIP Pinky, how many of those things are there? The flying ones... PINKY Er......let me see....how many eggs are in a carton of eggs? DALE A dozen? PINKY Corectomundo! (Pinky laugh) DARKWING LP you two took out about a dozen, right? LAUNCHPAD(looks to Chip) Sure, I think. DARKWING Zipper! ZIPPER(saluting) Yes sir! DARKWING Get on it. ZIPPER Sir! Zipper flies over to Gadget who is holding the antidote. She quickly makes a makeshift backpack out of a rubberband for Zipper. GADGET(tying the small vial of antidote to Zipper) Here...have Monty drink this entire bottle. DARKWING Have him wait there and we'll pick you up on our way outta here. Understood? Zipper acknowledges. DARKWING Alright, do it. With that Zipper gets a hug from Gadget and a salute from everyone in the room. Zipper takes off on his mission. GADGET Be careful.... VINCENT(to Pinky in serious tone) That stuff better work... PINKY It will....poit! Vincent turns to Calamity. VINCENT(whisper) Where did you find this guy? Calamity simply shrugs. DARKWING Alright, listen up! Everyone gathers around, including Pinky. DARKWING I'm pleased to say that I am back in command here. Vincent turns once again to Calamity. VINCENT(whisper) I feel safer already. Gadget over hears and begins to laugh along with Calamity. DARKWING(to Gadget) Is there something you'd like to add? Vincent jumps in and fields the question. VINCENT No...by all means continue, Darkwing. Recomposes himself. DARKWING Though I know things haven't all gone according to plan here, we can still get our job done and out of here safe. It has come to my attention that this place is a threat against everything SHUSH and my own principles stand for. We're going to the second and final part of this mission. Calamity? Calamity steps out from the crowd. DARKWING We need blueprints to this place. Judging by the heat this place seems to be powered by this volcano. Would you not agree, Gadget? GADGET(Gadget answer speed) Well, considering that the only other power source here would be the sun. Well, and of course water, but I think were too high up to be near any moving water, but then of course he could drill a well, but that would take a lot of work and then there might not be any water in the first place. So the most logical explanation is that he's somehow managed to tap into the volcano and use the energy from it to run the place. DARKWING(bored) A simple yes, would suffice. Vincent? Gadget frowns a little. Vincent, Chip and Dale acknowledge Darkwing's uncanny remark to Gadget. VINCENT Here. DARKWING What's our weapons status? VINCENT Meager at best. They basically striped the right side of the trailer. We've got the four rifles and spare mags for each. (looks to everyone) Make 'Um count. I've got these ration boxes here each with one forty five caliber handgun and two spare mags a piece. Everyone will get one of those. There's one box of grenades with 10 rounds in it... DARKWING Calamity! Calamity waves his hand. DARKWING Ahh, there you are. Okay find where the core is... Pinky interrupts. PINKY Uh....I know where the core is! DARKWING You do? PINKY Oh yes! It's right over by the.. Pinky quickly covers his mouth. PINKY I almost forgot...you're the badguys! DARKWING(ballistic) We are *not* the bad guys! The Brain, or whatever his name is - is insane! PINKY Uh, poit, I thought he was the Genius? CHIP(calm tone) Look, you can help us. Pinky is reluctant. Dale runs over to Gadget and whispers in her ear. Gadget seems to agree with what Dale is saying. Gadget leaves Dale's side and walks right past Calamity ruffling his cheek fur, Calamity blankly stares at Gadget as she walks over to Pinky. Calamity drools a little. Gadget reluctantly turns on her natural charm. GADGET Ohh Pinky... Pinky gulps. INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - SOMEWHERE - MORNING Mole, Meeps, and Wart are searching one of the many rooms of the fortress. They mostly look in stupid places. Fat Cat trails behind. He looks scared. MOLE What if we don't find it? FAT CAT(mustering every last bit of meanness) Then I'll feed your hides to the rodents! INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - LAB ROOM - MORNING Gadget for the most part has Pinky under her control. The others look on in envy. CHIP(to Dale) How come that's happening to him? GADGET(Gadget charm) Be a good little boy mouse and show me where the bad old core is. PINKY(in total bliss) Uh.....right'o...hmmmm. At that moment all of the doors to the room close themselves shut. Most everyone goes for a weapon of some sort. The main lights go out leaving the emergency lights on. PINKY Uh....oh.. Gadget holds Pinky with one arm. She hits the slide release on her sidearm. GADGET(to Pinky) What's happening? PINKY Where in trouble... DARKWING(to Vincent and Calamity) I want you two to guard that door. Vincent and Calamity run to a stainless steel door opposite the elevator. Calamity locks and loads two .45 caliber pistols. Vincent has his rifle. DARKWING Dale! Use the chainsaw to make a way out of here. DALE Right! Dale goes to work. From this point on the only thing in charge here is chaos. Across the room is the elevator that was used by Chip and Launchpad earlier. It begins to open. LAUNCHPAD Darkwing! The elevator! Everyone spins around toward the elevator. Vincent and Calamity begin to head for the elevator. DARKWING(racking the slide on his rifle) Stay at your posts! I'll handle this. There is a moment of silence and then the doors come completely open. Twin white rats, their fur marked with black Tiger stripes leap out of the elevator. They have fangs and claws to match. Darkwing fires his rifle. The bursts are deafening. The bullets rip right into the tiger like rats. They keep coming. One of the tiger rats heads towards Gadget and Pinky. Chip sees this and fires his .45 caliber handgun. They are direct hits. The tiger rats continue on. The one tiger rat continues to battle with Darkwing. The entire place is turned upside down. Gadget fires her pistol at the tiger rat as it leaps for her and Pinky. The velocity of the tiger rat is so great that it knocks them over. Pinky gets away. Gadget continues firing at the tiger rat until her gun goes empty. CHIP Gadget!! Dale, who is remodeling the room with his chainsaw turns around to see that Gadget is pinned by the giant rat. The tiger rat is on top of Gadget. With it's large jaws, it grabs Gadget by the back of her jumpsuit and quickly carries her to the elevator. Dale and Chip come running toward the elevator door but it's too late. Meanwhile.. Darkwing and Launchpad have riddled many holes into the first tiger rat. Darkwing is close enough that his cape has been ripped to shreds. DARKWING Hungry?!! Darkwing shoves his rifle down the throat of the attacking rat. The rat is able to take a swipe out of Darkwing. Darkwing returns the favor by firing a whole slew of rounds into the rodent. It lays motionless on the floor. Darkwing gives it a hefty kick and then cringes in pain as he realizes he's bleeding. He drops his rifle. Launchpad runs to his side. DARKWING(cringing) Ack...extreme pain... oh boy.... LAUNCHPAD Come on DW, don't do this now! Meanwhile on the other side of the room. Calamity and Vincent can hear something on the other side of the door. They step a few meters away from the door. VINCENT Darkwing! We got company! Darkwing is up on his feet now with the aid of Launchpad. DARKWING Dale....get us outta here. Dale and Chip look at each other. DALE(to Chip) Go on, get Gadget. Launchpad picks up Darkwing's rifle from the slayed tiger rat's mouth. He tosses it to Chip. Chip catches it. Chip hesitates. DARKWING(extreme pain) Don't just stand there...go get her. Chip holsters his .45 and racks a grenade into the chamber of the lower portion of the rifle. LAUNCHPAD Fire in the hole!! Everyone ducks. Chip hides behind one of the counters and fires the weapon at the elevator door. BOOM!! The elevator door now has a huge hole ripped into it. Fire goes everywhere. This triggers the fire sprinkler system. Chip goes into the elevator shaft and begins climbing. Dale has returned to ripping a hole into the wall leading into the next room. VINCENT Calamity, build us a barricade. Vincent and Calamity begin falling back to the center of the room. Their weapons still trained on the door. Calamity holsters his weapons and begins to open the cabinets around the outer portion of the room exposing their contents. A loud banging at the door erupts over Dale's chainsaw. Something really wants in. Dale finishes the remodeling job. With his foot he kicks out the separated piece of wall. DALE Alright, guys! Darkwing and Launchpad hobble through the door as Calamity grabs Pinky who is hiding in a cubbard. Vincent with his rifle trained on the door, grabs the "operation Pink Rabbit" box. He and Dale leave the room. Calamity escorts Pinky out of the room. The pouring water, fire, and banging at the door make for the perfect chaos. Calamity reenters the room and stands for a moment looking at the destroyed laboratory. He shakes his head as the water drips from his fur. He quickly pulls his Twin .45's and fires the hand cannons double fisted. A loud roar emits from the guns. Calamity hits the various flasks, containers and beakers on the shelves. Glass and liquid fly everywhere. They quickly ignite. Calamity exits the room with pistols empty. INT. BRAIN'S ELEVATOR SHAFT - MORNING Chip makes his ascent. There is light coming from the various emergency lights lighting the way up the shaft. The elevator can be seen above. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - MORNING The Brain sits in his chair. Waiting....for something. On the console in front of him, numbers quickly count up and stop. The elevator door opens. From the shadows comes the bloody tiger rat with Gadget in his mouth. Gadget is unconscious. The tiger rat stops in front of the Brain and releases Gadget. BRAIN(pleased) Good boy. I'm glad to see that the kevlar layer of your skin seems to keep most of the projectiles out. I'll make a mental note. The Brain opens a cooler next to him. In it is raw meat. The Brain takes the raw meat and tosses it into the elevator, the tiger rat follows. The elevator heads down. The Brain is now trained on Gadget. Gadget is still out cold. BRAIN(somber) You're as beautiful as I remember you... I'm sorry it had to be this way. I built all of this for you. This is your memorial. But now that your back...it's not necessary. A light and a buzzer go off on the control panel. It's a shot of the crystal room. Fat Cat's goons have somehow managed to find the room. They look as though they're trying to remove the crystal from the truss that it is attached too. They're not having much luck. BRAIN It truly is so hard to find good help these days. You boys are so lucky...today is your day. The Brain types a few commands into his super computer. The truss that holds the crystal expands letting the crystal fall to the floor. The goons stand for a moment scratching their heads wondering what it was that made the crystal release it self. Finally, they pick up the crystal and head out of the room. BRAIN Heh heh, they have such material tastes. Unfortunately for them they shall never discover the meaning of true love...right, Billie...? Gadget lays motionless on the floor. The Brain has totally lost it. INT. BRAIN'S ELEVATOR SHAFT - MORNING The descending elevator car races towards Chip. Chip is forced to jump into one of the elevator door jams. He squeezes every muscle to flatten up against the shallow space. The elevator car narrowly passes Chip rubbing against his leather jacket. CHIP(sigh of relief) Whew.... INT. THE ROOM NEXT TO THE LABROOM/STAIRWELL - MORNING Launchpad helps Darkwing up a stair case. Pinky is on point with Vincent right behind. His rifle leveled. Dale and Calamity bring up the rear. LAUNCHPAD You sure you want to go up? Down would be much easier. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - MORNING Brain continues. BRAIN They don't know that they've signed their own death sentences. Without the crystal controlling the rat population....chaos will reign. Gadget begins to stir. BRAIN Wonderful...you're coming to. One more command. The Brain types in the last few buttons. The computer screen now reads. "Destruction Sequence Enabled - Press Start To Enable." BRAIN(softly spoken) YEEES! The Brain goes over to Gadget and picks her up from off of the ground. He carries her over to the control panel. Gadget is slightly aware of what's going on. BRAIN Here we are... I'll let you do the honors my love. Go ahead and push the button. Gadget unknowingly lifts her hand up but it falls short. BRAIN Let me help. The Brain takes her hand and with his hand covering hers they push the "shiny red start button." A female voice comes from the computer. The standard "countdown to destruction" screen appears on the monitors. The large block numbers count backward with out missing a beat. COMPUTER VOICE Self destruct sequence enabled. Destruction will occur in T minus 1 hour 59 minutes and 59 seconds. BRAIN Come my darling, we must make haste as the children shall overrun the palace shortly. The Brain carries Gadget out of the room over to a sliding glass door that leads to a landing pad outside. INT. BRAIN'S ELEVATOR SHAFT - MORNING Chip finally makes it to the floor where the elevator had stopped. He looks down. CHIP(in fear) I hope this is the right one. From his jacket pocket Chip pulls a small knife. He sticks his ear up to the metal door. Shrugging, he begins to wedge the knife into where the doors join. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - MORNING Chips knife can be seen protruding through the crack in the doors. With a little effort the door jimmy's open. Chip quickly drops the knife and raises his rifle. He looks down to see the knife fall into the blackness below. He takes a step and the knife can be heard hitting the bottom of the elevator shaft. Chip looks out to the landing pad to see Gadget inside a small helicopter with the Brain. The rotors are quickly gaining speed. Chip bolts out to the landing pad. EXT. BRAIN'S LANDING PAD - MORNING The helicopter is beginning to take off. Chip in a valiant effort, tosses the rifle and jumps onto one of the skidpads. He is now hanging on for dear life. EXT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING The helicopter flies through the air at great speed. Chip is now sitting on the skid pad holding on to the copter with one arm and one arm on his hat. INT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING The Brain sees Chip and flys just above the tree tops to knock Chip off. BRAIN(to Gadget) This ground squirrel sure is persistent. Gadget remains unconscious. EXT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING Chip eyes the handle for the rear door. With one swift move Chip reaches for the handle and opens the door. INT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING Chip is now inside the helicopter, part way anyway. The door, from the wind, pushes against Chip, hard. Chip tosses his hat inside the copter and pulls the .45 from his belt. He points it towards Brain. Chip has to yell over the sound of the engine. CHIP You are under arrest! Land this chopper now. The Brain turns to Chip. BRAIN You have disrupted my plans for the last time. CHIP Land the helicopter now. BRAIN What will you do? Shoot! CHIP We have taken your fortress and my colleges shall have Fat Cat with in the hour. BRAIN What do I care about him? I have Billie. CHIP Billie? The Brain points to Gadget. CHIP Sorry pal, she's with us. Land the helicopter now. I'm not going to ask again. BRAIN I'm growing tired of your idle threats. CHIP We have Pinky! BRAIN Pinky! EXT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING The Brain banks the helicopter the other way. Chip is able to climb in. The door slams shut. INT. BRAIN'S HELICOPTER - MORNING Chip lunges for the Brain. Chip now has the gun pointed right at the Brain's head. CHIP(with adrenalin pumping) Don't make me do this. Chip finally realizes that the Brain has a small revolver of his own pointed right at him. It's a real life Mexican stand off. BRAIN You seem to forget your dealing with a genius. You shoot me, this bird goes down. CHIP That's *my* problem. In a lightening fast move. Chip lunges for the Brain's revolver. The Brain's revolver goes off. Chip, with the but end of his gun bashes the Brain in the head. The Brain is out cold. The copter is headed downward. Chip quickly pulls the Brain out of the pilot's seat. He quickly sets the Brain down and jumps into the pilot's seat. Chip pulls back on the stick. He pushes other various buttons and pedals. CHIP Come on! Fly! He only manages to drastically decrease the rate of decent. He looks to Gadget. Gadget is still asleep, innocent like. Chip tries to wake her. CHIP Gadget...Gadget!...Come on, Gadget! I need you to help me fly this thing! Chip realizes that they're now over the ocean. CHIP(worried) I'm starting to not like flying. Please wake up, Gadget! (yelling) Wake up!! Gadget is still asleep. With that Chip lunges over to her and begins to kiss her on the lips. The Copter once again heads down. Gadget stirs as the kiss becomes more passionate. Finally, Gadget wakes up, slaps Chip, and pulls back on the co-pilots controls moments before the helicopter smacks into the water. Chip has never been so happy in his entire life. Until he notices the blood on Gadgets jump suit. CHIP You've been shot! Gadget feels around her stomach. Nothing. GADGET No I haven't. Gadget looks at her hand which is stained with blood. She looks to Chip. GADGET Chip! Chip looks down. He's been shot. Chip "gasps" and falls down into the pilots chair. He looks at his wound buried deep within his stomach. He's bleeding pretty bad now. GADGET Behind you is the medical kit! Chip struggles in pain as he climb's out of the chair and gets the med kit. He plops back down. GADGET Open the case! Chip fumbles with the locking mechanisms. GADGET Hurry! Chip finally gets the case open. GADGET Hurry, hand me that syringe. Chip does so. Gadget takes a look at the syringe. Printed on it is the word "Morphine." Gadget bites the plastic cap off and tests the syringe to see if it works. It does. CHIP What are you going to do... Chip doesn't have time to finish his sentence as Gadget rams the needle into his chest. She pushes the plunger down until it drains itself. CHIP(in extreme pain) Arrrrrggghh!! GADGET(smiling) Don't worry, you won't be feeling anything for long. CHIP(morphine inducing) Wow....... They're back over the top of the island now. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY The troops, save for Dale and Vincent, have entered the room from a staircase located adjacent to the Brain's master control room. Launchpad is finishing up a field dressing on Darkwing. Calamity is at Brain's console. Dale and Vincent are on a monitor. Their location is in the bowels of the fortress. They are using the radio headsets to communicate. Static periodically permeates their transmissions. VINCENT(over radio) Are you sure this is absolutely necessary? DARKWING Absolutely. What if this destruction thing is a sham? INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent and Dale move through the dark and musty metallic tunnel. Dale has his chainsaw at idle and Vincent still has his rifle. Vincent also has the "Pink Rabbit case" with him. They come to a fork in the tunnel. VINCENT I was just checking cause others have been here. The Camera pans down to reveal the bones of three small people. The remnants of the clothes suggest that they belong to Meeps, Mole, and Wart. VINCENT They ate them alive....(holding up the Pink Rabbit case) Calamity, all I have to do is turn this thing on right? INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Calamity nods. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent doesn't hear anything. VINCENT I'll take that as a yes. DALE Hey, Vincent. Vincent comes to Dale's side. VINCENT Yo.. Vincent looks and then looks away quick as if he's going to wretch. VINCENT Uh..Darkwing? DARKWING What now? VINCENT Something tells me you no longer have to seek revenge on this Fat Cat guy. DARKWING(jumping out of his seat) Why, is he there!? DALE , Part of him is. DARKWING And the crystal? VINCENT Are you sure you still want it? DARKWING Of course! Why wouldn't I? VINCENT Well, it's waiting for you here. Some scurrying noises are heard off in the distance. VINCENT These guys are hungry. Pinky, how much further? INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY PINKY Uh....turn left, no right...uh it's kind of hard to see up here. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent and Dale sigh in disgust. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Darkwing brings Pinky over to him. Looks him in the eye as fatherly like as possible. DARKWING Pinky, look at me. VINCENT(over radio) Why don't we just set it here!? Darkwing tries not to loose his temper during this Father/son like discussion with Pinky. DARKWING(to Vincent) Because if it's not by the core the missiles might not be able to hit the factory in the most vulnerable place. Do not ask again. VINCENT(over radio) Roger. DARKWING(to Pinky) I need you to remember where the core is to this building. Where does the volcano meet the building? Pinky tries really hard to think. DARKWING You've walked this building a hundred times. He's done a great job in getting us here right, guys? Everyone gives a half hearted nod or grumble. With attitude. DARKWING(spelling out the syllables) He-has-done-a-great-job-hasn't-he!? Everyone gives a whole hearted enthusiastic reassurance. DARKWING Thank you. Now Pinky, tell me where the core is. Pinky is practically pounding his head trying to remember. PINKY(excited as if he won the price is right) Point! I've got it! Narf! Right! Definately right! VINCENT Roger that. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent and Dale cautiously move on. DALE Er..uh Vincent? What about the crystal? VINCENT The museum has plenty of pieces. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Darkwing and the rest sit and stare at the monitors. The sound of helicopter blades can be heard off in the distance. DARKWING What's that? LAUNCHPAD Sounds like a....helicopter? They look out the window to see the helicopter approaching the landing pad. Pinky and Launchpad go outside to meet the descending chopper. EXT. BRAIN'S LANDING PAD - DAY Gadget gently sets down the helicopter and shuts it off. The blades quickly wind down. Gadget hops out. GADGET Chips been hit! We have to get him inside! INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY From Darkwing's POV we can see them unload the Brain and Chip. DARKWING Another one down... What kind of leader am I? Calamity turns to Darkwing. CALAMITY A natural born one. Calamity goes back to his console. VINCENT(over radio) You copy? DARKWING Here. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Vincent and Dale have made come to a dead end. Dale kills the chainsaw motor. VINCENT We've come to a dead end. There's nothing here. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Darkwing ponders the thought and looks at the count down clock which now reads T- 57minutes. DARKWING Set the device there and return to base. VINCENT We're almost there. Let's go back and... DARKWING The only part of this mission that's left is us getting out of here. That's an order. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent turns to Dale. VINCENT Can't argue with orders. DALE Guess not. Something catches Vincent's attention. VINCENT Listen... INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY VINCENT(over radio) Darkwing...? I can hear something. DARKWING What is it? Gadget and Pinky carry Chip while Launchpad carries Brain. Pinky is in tears while Chip is mumbling the tune it's a small world. DARKWING(to Gadget) What happened to him? Vincent, standby.. GADGET(attending to Chip) He's been shot. We need to get him off the island. CHIP It's a small, small world..... Gadget begins to take off the makeshift dressing on Chip. The gauze packs are covered in blood. Chip's a real mess but unable to feel anything. DARKWING (pointing to Brain) And who's that guy? VINCENT(Vincent here) Vincent here...? I don't think we can wait. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent and Dale are back at the fork in the road area. A low grumbling is heard. VINCENT You hear it right? DALE I don't want to. Vincent begins to head down the other tunnel. DALE(looking back from which they came) I think we should head back.. VINCENT(on a mission) Turn your saw back on. Dale does so. VINCENT(to Darkwing) There's something down here...we're taking a look. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY The noise in the control room has reached a pitch where Darkwing can no longer communicate with Vincent. LAUNCHPAD What about the helicopter!? Can't we use it to get off of the island? GADGET(still working on Chip) We're too heavy. There isn't enough time to make multiple trips. DARKWING(trying to regain control) Knock it off!! The room goes dead silent. Only the hum of the monitors can be heard. DARKWING That's better..(to Vincent) What is going on down there? INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY The two have come to a door. Vincent turns to Dale. The sounds of scurrying and gnawing can be heard on the other side of the door. VINCENT We've come across a really big steel door with a wheel. We're going to check it out. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY The Brain begins to wake up. Pinky is holding him in his arms. BRAIN Don't let them go in there. DARKWING Why, what's there? PINKY I tried to steer them away from there really I did, Brain, poit. DARKWING Pinky and the Brain are here. They don't think you should open it. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY VINCENT Sounds like an invitation to me. (to Dale) Let's turn the wheel. Vincent and Dale jump on the wheel. It's stuck at first but then slowly begins to turn. With a few more good tugs the wheel undoes the large metal lock. The two stand back to admire their work. VINCENT(grabbing rifle) We've unlocked the door, we're going in. Vincent gives Dale one last nod of reassurance. Dale opens the door while Vincent begins to poke his rifle through. Vincent sticks his head through. INT. THE CORE - DAY Vincent looks in awe as to what is before him. This is by far the largest of the rooms in the complex. It's bigger than the largest Ballroom ever made. Most of the wall is metal and concrete while the opposite wall is made from that of a mountain. Lava emits from large cracks in the mountain wall. To the far right is a large machine that appears to be generator that is hooked to the mountain. Adjacent to that is another machine that has lots of tubes, hoses and wires coming out of it, all connected to either smaller machines or into the adjacent metal/concrete wall. The best part however, is the hundreds and hundreds of rats that are scurrying below. They appear to be going insane. Clawing, ripping, tearing at one another. The scene is utter chaos of the cannibalistic kind. Vincent turns around to Dale who now has the door open and is staring in disbelief. Three rodents come charging at them. They quickly shut the door. Only a few short moments have passed. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Vincent opens the "Pink Rabbit Case" and flips the switch to "ON." A small red LED flashes. Vincent closes the box. VINCENT Alright, on three we open the door and you toss this thing in there. DALE What are you going to do? VINCENT(readjusting rifle) Kill them. Ready? Dale gives Vincent a puzzled look as he picks up the large case. VINCENT Three! Vincent throws the door open and begins to fire at the rodents. Dale, with a mighty throw tosses the box into the core room. Several of the rats come charging at the door. Vincent keeps firing at them. They keep coming. Dale maneuvers around Vincent and begins to close the door. The closest rat charges through the door blasting both Vincent and Dale against the outer wall. More rats come. A total of five rats get through the door before Vincent and Dale can close it. The rats turn around and begin to stalk Dale and Vincent. The two warriors stand side by side. Dale revs his Chainsaw. "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr." They rats approach closer. Dale's Chainsaw dies. Dale quickly tries to restart it by yanking on the pull cord. Nothing happens. The rats seem to be laughing. Vincent pushes Dale to the side as they start slowly falling back. Vincent brings up his rifle and pulls the trigger. "Click click" nothing, it's empty. Vincent drops his rifle on the floor and goes for his Desert Eagle. The rats keep coming as they push Dale and Vincent further and further into the metal abyss. Vincent fires his Desert Eagle at point blank range. "Bam Bam Bam Bam" he kills the first two. Three remain. The rats climb over the dead bodies of their relatives. Dale continues to pull on the chainsaw. Nothing. VINCENT Dale? How are you doing? DALE Not good. VINCENT I'm out of ammo. Finally Vincent and Dale are backed into a corner. Vincent holsters his pistol and grabs the chainsaw from Dale. Vincent raises the chainsaw and impales it into the head of one of the rodents. It turns and runs the other way with a chainsaw in it's head. Two remain. DALE What'll we use now? VINCENT Harsh language? The two remaining rodents get ready to pounce when from out of nowhere comes Monterey Jack ridding a large rat horse back! Zipper trails. MONTEREY Look out lads!! Monterey bails off the rodent as Dale and Vincent jump. The two rats pounce but are cut short when Monterey's rat slams into the back of them. There is a loud crash of bones being broken and flesh hitting metal. Vincent and Dale hit the floor and cringe from both the fall and the sound of the accident behind them. Monterey marches towards the rats. MONTEREY(cheery) Look lively lads. Monterey casually walks over to his rat and picks it up by the neck. MONTEREY(to rat) I'm not through with you yet. Oh, Vincent? Here's some more ammo for your rifle there. Monterey tosses a full rifle mag at Vincent. Dale and Vincent stare at each other in disbelief. DALE How did you....? MONTEREY Come on now, mate! You didn't think I was going to let you have all the fun? Dale and Vincent blankly stare at Monterey. MONTEREY(cont) All right ramblers let's get rambling! INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY Dale, Vincent, Zipper, and Monterey ride the rat that Monterey has some how trained. They race back through the tunnels from which they came. Vincent now has his rifle back. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Chip's wound is dressed and the Brain has come about now. Both Pinky and the Brain are tied up with plastic zip ties. VINCENT(over radio) Darkwing, can you read me? Come in over!? Darkwing jumps to the mike. He looks relieved. DARKWING Where are you? VINCENT(over radio) I don't know, headed to you I think. Monterey's here, so is Zipper. DARKWING Monterey? INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY VINCENT Yeah, he saved us. There'll be time for campfire stories later. How much time we got? INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY DARKWING Twenty seven minutes. Do you know where they brought Calamity and I in? VINCENT No. Wait.........Monterey says he knows where it is. Something about a six wheeled vehicle. DARKWING That's it!! We'll meet you there in 10 minutes. That should gives us about 17 minutes to get off of the island. The Brain comes to a realization. BRAIN Drat!! An oversight. Why did you bring me back here? DARKWING What? Standby Vincent...(to Brain)What did you say? BRAIN In an effort to optimize time during the construction of this fortress all the clocks were set ahead by fifteen minutes. We only have 12 minutes to get outside the buliding. LAUNCHPAD Or what..? BRAIN That's just it. There is no or what. And now that the crystal has been removed from the transmitter, chaos reigns as the children are now operating on there own. DARKWING Alright, we don't have much time. Vincent? VINCENT(over radio) Here. DARKWING Meet us at the main loading dock. Double time it. INT. INNER FORTRESS SOMEWHERE - DAY VINCENT Roger. On our way. INT. BRAIN'S CONTROL ROOM - DAY Darkwing walks over to Pinky and the Brain and releases them by cutting their zip ties with a knife. DARKWING(pure darkwing) Let's get....outta here. INT. LOADING DOCK - DAY The loading dock is seen just as it was before so many hours ago. Darkwing's HumVee is parked neatly against the wall. Next to that is Fat Cat's six wheeled vehicle. The outer door has a large hole in it which appears to be where Monterey and Zipper entered with their rat. Vincent, Dale, Monterey, and Zipper are the first to arrive. The rat goes charging for the metal door with the hole in it. MONTEREY This ride's over mates! The four jump off and hit the ground, hard. The rat continues on through the metal door to the outside world. Vincent eyes the six wheeled Vehicle. VINCENT That's our ticket outta here. (to radio) Darkwing, you copy? INT. BRAIN'S FORTRESS - HALLWAY - DAY The team hobbles along down the hallway. Calamity has both the Brain and Pinky under close watch with his twin .45's. Launchpad and Gadget are carrying Chip on a home made stretcher made from a chair in Brain's control room. DARKWING Here, Vincent. VINCENT(over radio) We're at the loading dock, standing by now. INT. LOADING DOCK - DAY DARKWING(over radio) Standfast, we're almost there. Vincent looks to everyone. VINCENT Let's move it! The four pile in the "rig." INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Vincent sets down his rifle and sits in the drivers seat while Dale rides shotgun. Vincent tries to start the massive vehicle. VINCENT Come on sweetheart. It starts with a loud roar. VINCENT Monterey, hit the release for the rear door! Monterey grabs the release and nearly rips the lever off the wall. The rear door crashes down. MONTEREY Check! INT. LOADING DOCK - DAY The rest of the team hobbles along to the rig. INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY At the moment when the team finishes stepping on to the loading ramp, Monterey hits the lever again. The rear door begins to raise. DARKWING Hit it Vincent! Vincent punches the gas, hard. It causes everyone not holding onto something to fall backwards. Vincent heads straight for the same hole that the rat went through. EXT. LOADING DOCK - DAY The six wheeled vehicle crashes through the outer door. INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Vincent keeps on flooring it. VINCENT How much time we got!? Dale looks at his watch. DALE Too late. INT. FORTRESS/CONTROL ROOM - DAY The read out on the monitor counts the last few seconds 3... 2... 1... Then like lightening the entire room explodes in a huge ball of fire. We cut to a series of rooms that explode. EXT. FORTRESS - DAY Of few windows that exist on the walls of the fortress flames can been seen emitting out of them. The six wheeled vehicle races on. INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Pinky and the Brain look on as their home is gutted by the massive fire. The Brain stares at his masterpiece as it goes up in flames. Pinky is the first to say something. PINKY Gee Brain, it hasn't been your day has it? The Brain continues to look on. PINKY Let's see, you lost Billie again even though she was never found. Our home is destroyed, your partner has double crossed you, everything you've worked for is ruined, and now were going to jail, poit. Oh and the plan to take over the world failed again. But you know what Brain? The Brain turns to look at Pinky. BRAIN What, Pinky? PINKY You've got me! Pinky hugs the Brain in a tight "Elmyra bear hug." The Brain accounts his friend's companionship. Then notices something. BRAIN Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? PINKY I think so Brain.. Pinky is cut off by the Brain. BRAIN Sorry Pinky there's no time for our comedy schtick at the moment. Look, it's working Pinky! The Brain and Pinky look on. PINKY Naaaarf. The volcano begins to erupt. A huge cloud of smoke erupts from the top of the massive mountain. As predicted by the Brain, the lava and such is quickly making it's way down the side of the mountain. Vincent can see the mountain in one of the side mirrors. VINCENT(to Dale) Crap, I don't think we can out run it. Darkwing!? Darkwing runs to the front of the cab. VINCENT I don't think we can out run it. DARKWING Yeah, I see it. At that moment a rat jumps on the front windshield of the rig. Everyone ducks. Vincent grabs his rifle and points it right at the rodent. He fires. Glass and blood go flying. The rodent falls off. VINCENT Sorry about that. Vincent hands his rifle to Dale. VINCENT(to Dale) Make sure that doesn't happen again. DARKWING You were saying? VINCENT I don't think we can out run the lava. The lava is not far behind them now. DARKWING We need another mode of transportation. Chip is still in a daze from the Morphine. The pain apparently seems to be kicking in again. Gadget and Monterey are at his side. Chip tries hard to speak. Gadget leans over to hear him. CHIP Limo.... GADGET(yelling) He says something about a limo! VINCENT Damn it! The Limo! Brain! Where is the car...? EXT. USS NIMITZ - DAY The mighty aircraft carrier pounds through the waves with ease. INT. USS NIMITZ - BRIDGE - DAY Things are preceding as normal aboard the large vessel. PVT. FIRST CLASS DONALD DUCK is at the helm of his computer. Donald's position is to monitor the photos taken from reconnaissance aircraft some 50,000ft above the earth. Donald has noticed that the color of the mountain is changing. It's the lava. Donald, in haste, prints out the photo with his laser printer. DONALD(Donald talk) Come on, stupid machine.. EXT. FORTRESS/ISLAND - DAY The lava is really moving now. Crushing brush, land etc. some of the rats get near it and are immediately burnt to a cinder. CUT TO: The six wheeled vehicle runs along side the track that the limo ran on. The camera pans up to reveal the blooded limo. It's huge compared to the teams size. INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Vincent realizes his mistake. VINCENT Hmmm, I hadn't thought about that. DALE About what? EXT. LIMO AREA - DAY The limo is parked right where Fat Cat left it. It's still in pretty good shape, just needs a bath more than anything. The team piles out of the rig. LAUNCHPAD Great, how are we going to get inside? DARKWING Well, geniuses...think of something... Gadget, Calamity, and the Brain go to work in a huddle. VINCENT Don't stress yourselves. DARKWING Vincent, Dale, guard the perimeter. Vincent steps over to Calamity. VINCENT I need your weapons... Calamity hands Vincent the twin .45's before he can finish his sentence. VINCENT All right, Dale, lets go to work. Dale and Vincent do their detail. Moments later the "geniuses" have their plan. GADGET We've got it! INT. USS NIMITZ - BRIDGE - DAY Donald snatches the printout and races it over to ADMIRAL GRIMITZ. Donald salutes the Admiral. GRIMITZ(returning salute) Yes, sailor...? Donald hands him the printout. DONALD The island has a volcano on it sir. It's erupting. GRIMITZ A volcano!? Why doens t somebody *inform* me about these things?! DONALD I don't... GRIMITZ I want choppers in the air, now! I want fighters on the ready alert five! I want F-14's on cats one and two! And sailor! DONALD Sir. GRIMITZ Good work...now get me some coffee. EXT. LIMO AREA - DAY The geniuses have made their idea happen. Using one of the rockets on the side of the limo, they have wedged it underneath the rear section of the hood so that the front of the rocket points towards the engine compartment. The rear of the rocket points towards the bottom of windshield. The idea being to melt the window far enough to let one person inside who will open the doors. Below the drivers compartment, the six wheeled vehicle has been parked right next to the door to be used as a step stool for when the door is eventually opened. Darkwing and the Brain stand together on the ground. DARKWING This better work. BRAIN It *will* work. Gadget, Monterey, Zipper, and Calamity are on the hood of the limo. They put the final touches on their contraption. Monterey steps over to the windshield. MONTEREY I don t know why we don t just punch through... Monterey does his boxing impression. CALAMITY It's bullet proof. MONTEREY Bullet proof, heh? Monterey winds up a punch. He releases and smacks the windshield, hard. He holds is hand in pain. MONTEREY I guess they make bullet proof glass better than they used to, heh. Gadget connects the last two wires together. GADGET(looking over the side) Okay down there! Launchpad connects the wire from the small rocket to the wire of the igniter located on the right front tire rim. Launchpad is shocked by the electrical current. LAUNCHPAD Wowsers......we've got power. Back on the hood, everyone stands back. The rocket ignites. It appears to be working. Back on the ground. VINCENT We need to get going... it's getting hot. DARKWING I know, its so hot I'm molting. Gadget, how much time!? On the hood. The rocket is melting through the thick glass. GADGET About one minute! Back on the ground. Dale comes charging around from one of the tires. DALE(outta breath) Rats! Lots of them! Headed this way.. DARKWING Everyone on the ground get into the truck! INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Everyone piles in and they quickly try to shut the door. At that moment a ton a rats do indeed head right toward the limo and rig. Some slam right into the truck while most go around. The team inside gets rocked pretty good. A rat gets caught into the path of the closing door. Dale blasts it with his rifle. It falls away and is carried off by the other rats. The door closes. Another rat tries to get in from the broken front windshield. Vincent turns and fires both .45's right at the beast. It gets stuck in the window and dies. EXT. LIMO - DAY The rocket has almost made it's way through the glass. Unfortunately it dies. GADGET/CALAMITY Uh..oh... ZIPPER What now? MONTEREY I'll handle this. Monterey cinches up his belt, walks over to the rocket and kicks it away. Monterey winds up a whopping punch. He hits the glass hard with his fist. What's left of the bulletproof glass shatters leaving a nice mouse sized hole. Calamity quickly jumps through the hole into the interior of the Limo. He singes himself on the hot glass. Gadget looks over the side to see that the lava is almost near them. The volcano belches out once again this time a more massive burst of fire and ash. The whole top of the mountain is covered with smoke fire and ash. GADGET Hurry! Monterey, Zipper and Gadget jump through the hole in the windshield. Meanwhile, on the ground. The rats have passed. The air is becoming increasingly hot. INT. LIMO - DRIVER'S COMPARTMENT - DAY Calamity opens the door and jumps down onto the plush velvet seat. EXT. LIMO - DAY Calamity continues onto the roof of the rig. He opens the outer hatch. INT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Vincent and Dale have their guns pointed right at the opening hatch. They see that it's Calamity. VINCENT Sorry about that. EXT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY As Calamity helps Vincent up, they both turn to see the storm of fire and ash heading right towards them. VINCENT Everyone outta there now! Vincent and Calamity help everyone out of the hatch. Dale is the first one out. INT. LIMO - DRIVER'S PORTION - DAY Gadget works on getting the car started while Dale jumps up to the dashboard, waiting for the que to jump on the shifter. Monterey and Zipper man the accelerator. Gadget turns the key. The car fires up immediately. EXT. SIX WHEELED VEHICLE - DAY Vincent and Calamity continue to pull the rest of the team out. Ash and debris circle around the coyote and skunk to the point that it's difficult to breath. The cloud of smoke comes closer. VINCENT Get in the passenger compartment! Pinky is the last one out. Vincent practically throws him in the limo. INT. LIMO - DRIVER'S PORTION - DAY Calamity and Vincent jump in the limo. VINCENT Go! Go! Go!!! Dale jumps on the shifter tossing the car into reverse. Monterey and Zipper mash the pedal to the floor. EXT. LIMO AREA - DAY The limo tears off in reverse like there's no tomorrow. It smoothly glides along the track. The cloud of smoke has now covered the car. The rear of the car smacks into all kinds of debris. Bushes, tree branches, etc. INT. LIMO - DRIVER'S PORTION - DAY Vincent, Calamity, Gadget, and Dale watch Monterey and Zipper do their thing. GADGET Just keep accelerating! MONTEREY No problem, luv! EXT. LIMO RAIL - DAY The smoke and fire has engulfed the entire car. All hell breaks loose around it. The armored car holds together. INT. LIMO - PASSENGER'S PORTION - DAY The eruption can be heard inside the cabin. LAUNCHPAD Look at it DW. We should be dead now. BRAIN I hate to be a party pooper but there are some things we should be concerned with. DARKWING(evil eyed) Like what!? BRAIN Like this rail leading into the ocean for example. Darkwing scales the plush velvet seats of the limo and jumps up to the divider. INT. DRIVER'S PORTION - DAY DARKWING Brain says this rail is going to send us into the drink! CALAMITY Let it! VINCENT This car will float. Darkwing turns back to Brain. DARKWING He says it'll float! BRAIN Did he compensate for the six story drop at the end of this ride? Back to those in the drivers compartment. DARKWING He wants to know if you compensated for the six story drop at the end of this ride? Everyone looks at each other. CALAMITY No! Darkwing takes charge. DARKWING Alright! Everyone in back. That windshield can't be that strong anymore. Set the car's cruise control and we'll put up the divider. Let's do it people! Calamity runs up and hits the cruise control switch on the car. The car stays locked in reverse at 45 mph. Like the Gummi Bears, everyone bounces around the cabin anyway they can to get into the passenger compartment. INT. LIMO - PASSENGER'S PORTION - DAY Zipper flys up to the button that closes the divider to the drivers compartment. They have managed to get the seat belts on the rear seat connected. They sit like those in a roller coaster waiting for the ride to begin. DALE What now? Everyone looks at each other. For the first time they've had a moment to look at each other knowing that they've been through hell, they look like hell and that hell is still around them. A slight pause. LAUNCHPAD When do we hit the end? BRAIN If the velocity of the vehicle is 75 kilometers per second and the distance of the entire length of the rail is 3500meters long and the rail has a drag coefficient of 2 and if X is representing the chaos factor then we should hit the end in precisely... PINKY Right now, Brain? BRAIN(surprised) Yes, how did... EXT. RAIL ENDING AND DROP OFF POINT - DAY The limo smashes through several barriers and signs saying "The End is Near" "End" etc. etc. The car goes careening off of the cliff in reverse. From the ground level we can see the car fall from the sky through the immense cloud of smoke. The car hits the water with a huge splash. INT. LIMO - PASSENGER'S PORTION - DAY The team inside the cabin is slightly shook up but okay none the less. No one says anything as the car slowly descends into the murky ocean depths. EXT. LIMO - UNDERWATER - DAY The car is underwater now and gracefully nudges the bottom of the ocean floor stirring up tons of dust. INT. LIMO - DRIVER'S PORTION - DAY The front windshield begins to crack from the water pressure. Water leaks in rapidly through the hole in the windshield. Finally, it gives way. Water quickly fills the compartment. EXT. LIMO - UNDERWATER - DAY The limo slowly rises to the surface. INT. LIMO - PASSENGER'S PORTION - DAY Dale goes over to Chip and Gadget. DALE How are you doing Chip? Chip smiles blankly. He's pretty out of it. GADGET He'll be alright. Dale goes and looks out the window. DALE I think were headed up now. VINCENT I'm going to join him. Come on Calamity. Calamity and Vincent join Dale on the window sill. They can see pretty far. Gadget comforts Chip then looks to Darkwing. GADGET I hate to be the bearer of bad news but we've got no way to call for help. A moment passes. DARKWING Sure we do. Darkwing pulls down the armrest in the center of the chair. He lift open a canopy to reveal a cellular phone. He starts punching buttons. LAUNCHPAD Good work DW! DARKWING Hey, if your going to escape...do it in style. EXT. NIMITZ - DAY The ship pummels through the waves with ease. INT. NIMITZ BRIDGE - DAY a YOUNG SAILOR is listening on a phone. He says something and then walks the phone over to Admiral Grimitz. Admiral Grimitz listens for a moment and then puts down the phone. GRIMITZ Here son, get a lock on the frequency of this cellular call. It's them...they're in....a limo? When the rescue team has them, launch the cats and commence Operation Pink Rabbit! EXT. LIMO - DAY The limo is now suspended by a large helicopter known as a Sea Stallion. The helicopter carries the limo through the air with ease. Twin F-14 Tomcats quickly fly by in formation. INT. LIMO - PASSENGER'S PORTION - DAY The team is enjoying their luxurious ride home. Dale sees the planes fly by. He turns to Darkwing. DALE Hey Mr. Darkwing? DARKWING Yes? DALE Where are those planes going in such a hurry? Darkwing smiles. DARKWING To complete their half of the mission. Our Job here, is done. Darkwing turns to Dale and Vincent with a sarcastic look. DAKRWING(con't) With the exception of the recovery of my crystal. VINCENT This was a reconnaissance mission, not a rescue operation. Right, Dale? Dale nods his head. VINCENT(sarcastic) Hey, we got the limo back didn't we? LAUNCHPAD Heh! Were batting 500! Darkwing stands up to give the most gloyifying closing speech of his life. DARKWING I have once again defeated... Launchpad interupts. LAUNCHPAD Ahem. Credit where credit is do. DARKWING Ahem. Evil has once again been defeated by the forces of Darkwing Duck!! Pinky and Dale cheer. The rest roll there eyes at the overdramatic superhero. PINKY Yeah! (Pinky laugh) Brain bops him on the head. PINKY Sorry Brain. Narf! EXT. LIMO - DAY The Sea Stallion flies back to the carrier hauling it's precious cargo. THE END: END CREDITS ROLL: FADE OUT: