Battle of the Rich written by Danny Short (MWCW35D@prodigy.com) Welcome back to Acme Looniversity, readers. And just in time for a whole new adventure. We just received word that Monty invited everyone to the auditorium. I wonder why? "Buster Bunny, I'm going to get that president spot, so I'm running. " said the brat, Monty. "Planning on not running." Monty laughed. Buster had a angry look. "I'll be running and I'll show you that I'm still better then you." Buster said. "Okay, I'll let you two run." It was Principal Bugs. "But at least don't start the campaign until the new student arrives." Everyone started to talk. "Hey." Babs said. "Who's the new student?" Everyone talked. "Well," Bugs said. "His name is Brad. He's Professor Pepe LePew's nephew." Everyone still talked, except Fifi. She just smiled. "How good is he? Monty said. "Very good." Bugs said. "In fact, the only grade he got was A+." Everyone still talked and Fifi was really loving this news. "So Fifi," Babs asked the next day while the two were walking to school. "Are you going to meet Brad?" Fifi smiled. "Ah will and ah hope we meet before class begins." Fifi said. "If he's got Reading, History, PE, Math, and Private Class ah know we'll be friends." Suddenly they heard a noise. "Boo." said the thing right behind Babs. Babs screamed and jumped. "Buster. What are you doing here?" Fifi said. Babs hit the ground. "Buster, one day I'll kick your..." Babs was interrupted by a limousine slowing down next to the three. The Imo stopped. Then a male, brown skunk came out. He had a black, leather jacket and neon purple sunglasses. He was about five inches taller then the three. In side the jacket was a white shirt with the word "Interview With The Vampire" on it. And finally, his hair is as long as Brad Pitt's hair in "Seven" "You three are going to Acme Looniversity?" he asked. "Oui." Fifi said. The male skunk looked at her. "I'm Brad." he said. "You must be Buster, Babs, and Fifi." When the four got to school Plucky ran to Buster. "Hey Buster," he asked. "When you get elected, can I be your Vice President?" Brad looked at Buster. "Maybe." Buster said. "I think I'll make it for running Class President." Brad said. "Besides. Ever since I started pre-school I all ways became Class President." Buster and Plucky were surprised. "You mean, you can become Class President, no contest?" Buster said. Brad nodded. "I bet you can't." Buster said. "You saying a challenge?" Brad said. "Yep." Buster said. "I'll put my money on the line." Brad said. "I'll put half of my money on." Buster said. "If I become Class President, say good bye to your money." Brad said. "No way. I'll be kissing the sky in no time." Buster said. "In your dreams." Brad said. Brad powered Buster in that argue. But Buster wasn't ready to throw in the towel. He beat Monty ever since this first came up. "You won the battle," Plucky said. "But Buster will win the war." Brad cracked a smile. "Eat my shorts, Duck." he said. Fifi found something very surprising about Brad when she got to her locker. "You go to the same classes ah do, your locker is right next to mine, and you live right next door to me." she said. "The difference is, I'm 15 and your 13." Brad said. "But ah still like this." Fifi said. Hamton was hearing what the two were saying. "He can't do this." he said to himself. "I was with her for a long time." "Hey guys, school's over. Why are you two look like you have another class?" Plucky said to Fifi and Brad. "Because, we got Private Class." Brad said. Plucky was surprised. "That's only for two students who are rich." Plucky said. "My uncle teaches the class and he said Fifi and I were the only two students good enough for that class." Brad said. "I bet it wouldn't make you win that election." Plucky said. "I got something for you, Plucky." Brad said. "What is it? What is it?" Plucky said in amazement. "At the same time, open your mouth, look up to the sky, and close your eyes. Then I'll give you the big surprise." Brad said. Plucky did so. Brad pulled a string. An anvil dropped in Plucky's mouth. The duck was piled to the ground. Fifi giggled. After 3:30pm Brad and Fifi finally got out. They found Hamton red hot. He had an angry face. "What's with the pig?" Brad said. "Hamton?" Fifi said. No response. The two left. Hamton was mad. Then Monty appeared. "Piggy?" he said. That night, Babs was throwing a party, but only invited Fifi and Sherly. "All right, we'll talk about our secret love," Babs said. "But we better make this quick. My mom comes home in thirty minutes." The three were on the couch having the usual party food. After twenty minutes, it was finally Fifi's turn. "So, who is your secret love?" Sherly asked. Fifi was thinking. "It's a little bit though. I think I like Brad, the most." Babs and Sherly were surprised. "I thought you liked Hamton." Babs said. "Hamton is okay," Fifi said. "But Brad is nicer, pretty, and he looks as if he would be the one to be with." Sherly and Babs had their mouths open for a few minutes. Then they fainted. "Wow," Babs said to herself. "Fifi must be having a boy-friend so quickly." The next day, the students heard something strange on the intercom. "Good morning class. I'm your new Asst. Principal, Jack Warner. I've got some announcements to make. You have a sportscaster for your sports games due to our new television deal. Elmyra, you have a new teacher after school, so report to room 309 after 3:00pm. Babs, your Comedy Club will have two great comedians. Carrot Top and Bob Schwhiter. Good luck to the three students running for Class President and have a nice day." At 3:20pm Buster, Babs, Brad, Fifi, Monty, and Elmyra were in Asst. Principal Jack Warner's office to look over the candidates' test results. "Brad and Fifi are okay. Buster and Babs are okay. Monty and Elmyra are okay." When the six got out Monty ran out. "Monty come back. I have something to show you." Elmyra said. "No, No!" Monty said. "Get that monster away from me." The next day Brad, Buster, and Monty had today and tomorrow off. It was campaign time. The students were ready for election. It is going to be a blast. Only one will become Class President. The next day everyone was waiting for the results. "Students. I have the results." Mr. Miller said. He opened the letter. "Third place was Montana Max with 1%." Monty was shocked. Dennis Miller continued. "That means our Class President will be," Everyone was waiting for the winner. "Brad LePew with 50%. Buster has 49%. Good job you three." "Good job." Brad said to Buster. "You must be asking where you money is at?" Buster said. After school Monty was mad. "I can't believe it." he said. "How could I lose." Monty paused. He had an idea. "I got an idea that would get me Class President, once and for all. Hamton. Since you are under my control until I become Class President, I got a deadly task for you." Hamton had swirling eyes. he was hypnotized. "Attack the one you used to like and now you hate. The female skunk." It was almost 9:30pm that night at Brad home. He was reading "Interview with the Vampire" in bed. "Oh boy. I'm tired." he said. "Maybe I should sleep early tonight." He turned off the lights. A minute after he slept he heard his door knocking. "Brad. There is someone at the door." Brad's alarm said. "Is it a robber, or something like that?" he asked when he woke up. "No. Looks like your friend." Brad put on his robe. He opened the door. Buster was chosen for Head of the school newspaper. He was trying to work on a story on the bottom left corner. "New Company at Acme Loo. No, everyone knows that. Monty in a rage. No, people wouldn't like it." Then he heard Brad's voice. "How about 'Elected Vice President Attacked'?" When everyone at the school heard the news the next day, Brad announced that a DNA test will be done later today with the marks on Fifi's face. Monty still felt angry because Brad didn't give up to him. Monty was thinking of another plan. That afternoon at 2:15, Brad made the next announcement. "In result, the marks are from a pig." he said. Everyone was surprised. Brad looked at Monty, laughing. In the the pocket he saw a hypnotizing watch. Brad met up with Monty after school. "Hey Monty." Brad said. "You always want to become Class President. Right?" Monty nodded. "How about this. Go to court and I'll argue about the Fifi thing. You're my number one suspect. If you're guilty, you get the penalty. If you're not guilty, you become Class President. What do you say. Monty smiled. "It's a deal." "I call Montana Max to the stand." said Monty's lawyer Don King. "Monty. Would you hypnotize any one just to become Class President?" Monty shook his head. "No way. I never did such a thing. I might have wanted to be Class President, but I lost." he said. "I have nothing to say." Don said. Brad went up. "Monty. During campaign, Hamton's eyes were swirling. And he said he was voting for you. Explain your answer." he said. "He just, might have been in a accident." Monty said. Brad took something out of Monty's pocket. "Explain this. A rare, only available to you hypnotizing watch." he said. "Your honor. He went into my client's pocket and got something my client owns." Don said. "Shut your mouth. You may continue Brad." Judge Edo said. "I would like to use Plucky as a sample of what this watch can do." Brad said. Plucky went to Brad. "Now then." Brad flipped the watch in the air and cought it. Plucky watched the watch hypnotize him. "Make an anvil fall on you." Brad said. Plucky did so. "Wake up and forget why you have an anvil on your head." Brad said. Plucky's eyes were normal. "Hey, what's this anvil doing on my head?" Plucky asked. "Order. Order." Judge Edo said. "Montana Max, I find you guilty of all charges. First you must free Hamton from your control, then you'll receive two weeks detention." The next day, Fifi was health and ready to leave the hospital. Brad arrived and visit her. "How are you doing?" he asked. "Much better." Fifi said. "So, was Monty guilty?" Brad smiled "Yep. Asst. Principal Warner is ready to name you Vice President of Acme Loo." Brad said. Fifi smiled. Once the two left the hospital, Fifi kissed Brad right in the lips. "What was that for?" Brad said. "It's for lots of zings." Fifi said. Brad then hugged Fifi. For you, it's a happy ending. For Monty, "Don, come back here with my money! You can't have the money unless I say so! Come back here!" Also, Hamton is still mad at Brad. Look for them in battle another time. The End Cast (In appearance order): Montana Max, Buster Bunny, Bugs Bunny, Babs Bunny, Brad LePew, Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Elmyra, Sherly McLoon, Asst. Principal Jack Warner, Dennis Miller, Don King, and Judge Lance Edo Note: If this becomes a cartoon, here are the people to do the voices for the two new characters. Brad voiced by Brad Pitt and Asst. Principal Jack Warner voiced by Phil Hartman. If in case Angela Barker and Bob Schwhiter need to be voiced, Angela voiced by Sandra Bullock and Bob Schwhiter voiced by Jim Carrey. Schwhiter (Sh/wh/ite/er). Dennis Miller and Carrot Top will be voiced by themselves and be used if there is a series with the new characters.