Battle of the Rich
	written by Danny Short (MWCW35D@prodigy.com)


	Welcome back to Acme Looniversity, readers. And just in 
time for a whole new adventure. We just received word that Monty
 invited  everyone to the auditorium. I wonder why? 
	"Buster Bunny, I'm going to get that president spot, so I'm 
running. " said the brat, Monty. "Planning on not running." Monty 
laughed.  
	Buster had a angry look. "I'll be running and I'll show you
that I'm  still better then you." Buster said.  
	"Okay, I'll let you two run." It was Principal Bugs. "But at
 least  don't start the campaign until the new student arrives."
 Everyone  started to talk.
	"Hey." Babs said. "Who's the new student?" Everyone
talked.
	"Well," Bugs said. "His name is Brad. He's Professor Pepe
LePew's nephew."  Everyone still talked, except Fifi. She just 
smiled.  
	"How good is he? Monty said.  
	"Very good." Bugs said. "In fact, the only grade he got  was 
A+." Everyone still talked and Fifi was really loving this news. 
	"So Fifi," Babs asked the next day while the two were
walking to  school. "Are you going to meet Brad?" 
	 Fifi smiled. "Ah will and ah hope we meet before class
begins." Fifi said. "If he's got Reading, History, PE, Math, and
Private Class ah know we'll be friends."  
	Suddenly they heard a noise. "Boo." said the thing right 
behind Babs.  Babs screamed and jumped. 
	"Buster. What are you doing here?" Fifi said.  
	Babs hit the ground. "Buster, one day I'll kick your..."  
	Babs was interrupted by a limousine slowing down next to 
the three.  The Imo stopped. Then a male, brown skunk came out. 
He had a black,  leather jacket and neon purple sunglasses. He was 
about five inches  taller then the three. In side the jacket was a white 
shirt with the  word "Interview With The Vampire" on it. And 
finally, his hair is as  long as Brad Pitt's hair in "Seven" 
	"You three are going to Acme Looniversity?" he asked.  
	"Oui." Fifi said.  
	The male skunk looked at her. "I'm Brad." he said. "You 
must be  Buster, Babs, and Fifi."  
	When the four got to school Plucky ran to Buster. "Hey 
Buster," he  asked. "When you get elected, can I be your Vice 
President?" Brad  looked at Buster.  
	"Maybe." Buster said.  
	"I think I'll make it for running Class President." Brad said. 
"Besides. Ever since I started pre-school I all ways became Class 
President."  
	Buster and Plucky were surprised. "You mean, you can 
become Class President, no contest?" Buster said. Brad nodded. 
	"I bet you can't." Buster said.  
	"You saying a challenge?" Brad said.  
	"Yep." Buster said.  
	"I'll put my money on the line." Brad said.  
	"I'll put half of my money on." Buster said.  
	"If I become Class President, say good bye to your money." 
Brad said.  
	"No way. I'll be kissing the sky in no time." Buster said.  
	"In your dreams." Brad said. 
	Brad powered Buster in that argue. But Buster wasn't ready 
to throw  in the towel. He beat Monty ever since this first came up.  
	"You won the battle," Plucky said. "But Buster will win the 
war."  
	Brad cracked a smile. "Eat my shorts, Duck." he said. 
	Fifi found something very surprising about Brad when she 
got to her  locker. "You go to the same classes ah do, your locker is 
right next  to mine, and you live right next door to me." she said.  
	"The difference is, I'm 15 and your 13." Brad said.  
	"But ah still like this." Fifi said.  
	Hamton was hearing what the two were saying. "He can't do 
this." he  said to himself. "I was with her for a long time." 
	"Hey guys, school's over. Why are you two look like you 
have another  class?" Plucky said to Fifi and Brad.  
	"Because, we got Private Class." Brad said. 
	Plucky was surprised. "That's only for two students who  are 
rich." Plucky said. 
	"My uncle teaches the class and he said Fifi and I were the 
only two students good enough for that class." Brad said.  
	"I bet it wouldn't make you win that election." Plucky said.  
	"I got something for you, Plucky." Brad said.  
	"What is it? What is it?" Plucky said in amazement.  
	"At the same time, open your mouth, look up to the sky, and 
close your eyes. Then I'll give you the big surprise." Brad said. 
	Plucky did so. Brad pulled a string. An anvil dropped in 
Plucky's  mouth. The duck was piled to the ground. Fifi giggled. 
	After 3:30pm Brad and Fifi finally got out. They found 
Hamton red  hot. He had an angry face. "What's with the pig?" 
Brad said.  
	"Hamton?" Fifi said. No response. The two left. Hamton 
was mad.  
	Then Monty appeared. "Piggy?" he said. 
	That night, Babs was throwing a party, but only invited Fifi 
and  Sherly. "All right, we'll talk about our secret love," Babs said. 
"But we better make this quick. My mom comes home in thirty 
minutes."  The three were on the couch having the usual party food. 
	After twenty minutes, it was finally Fifi's turn. "So, who is 
your  secret love?" Sherly asked.  
	Fifi was thinking. "It's a little bit though. I think I like Brad, 
the most." 
	 Babs and Sherly were surprised. "I thought you liked 
Hamton." Babs said.  
	"Hamton is okay," Fifi said. "But Brad is nicer, pretty, and 
he looks as if he would be the one to be with."  
	Sherly and Babs had their mouths open for a few minutes. 
Then they fainted. "Wow," Babs said to herself. "Fifi must be 
having a boy-friend so quickly." 
	The next day, the students heard something strange on the 
intercom.  "Good morning class. I'm your new Asst. Principal, Jack 
Warner. I've  got some announcements to make. You have a 
sportscaster for your  sports games due to our new television deal. 
Elmyra, you have a new  teacher after school, so report to room 309 
after 3:00pm. Babs, your  Comedy Club will have two great 
comedians. Carrot Top and Bob  Schwhiter. Good luck to the three 
students running for Class  President and have a nice day." 
	At 3:20pm Buster, Babs, Brad, Fifi, Monty, and Elmyra 
were in Asst.  Principal Jack Warner's office to look over the 
candidates' test results. "Brad and Fifi are okay. Buster and Babs are 
okay. Monty and Elmyra are okay." 
	When the six got out Monty ran out. "Monty come back. I 
have  something to show you." Elmyra said.  
	"No, No!" Monty said. "Get that monster away from me."  
	The next day Brad, Buster, and Monty had today and 
tomorrow off. It  was campaign time. The students were ready for 
election. It is going  to be a blast. Only one will become Class 
President. 
	The next day everyone was waiting for the results. 
"Students. I have  the results." Mr. Miller said. He opened the letter. 
"Third place was  Montana Max with 1%." Monty was shocked. 
Dennis Miller continued.  "That means our Class President will be," 
Everyone was waiting for  the winner. "Brad LePew with 50%. 
Buster has 49%. Good job you three." 
	"Good job." Brad said to Buster. "You must be asking 
where you money  is at?" Buster said.  
	After school Monty was mad. "I can't believe it." he said. 
"How  could I lose." Monty paused. He had an idea. "I got an idea 
that  would get me Class President, once and for all. Hamton. Since 
you are  under my control until I become Class President, I got a 
deadly task  for you." Hamton had swirling eyes. he was 
hypnotized. "Attack the  one you used to like and now you hate. 
The female skunk." 
	It was almost 9:30pm that night at Brad home. He was 
reading  "Interview with the Vampire" in bed. "Oh boy. I'm tired." 
he said.  "Maybe I should sleep early tonight." He turned off the 
lights.  
	A minute after he slept he heard his door knocking. "Brad. 
There is  someone at the door." Brad's alarm said.
	"Is it a robber, or something like that?" he asked when he 
woke up. "No. Looks like your friend." Brad put on his robe. He 
opened the door. 
	Buster was chosen for Head of the school newspaper. He 
was trying to  work on a story on the bottom left corner. "New 
Company at Acme Loo.  No, everyone knows that. Monty in a rage. 
No, people wouldn't like it." 
	Then he heard Brad's voice. "How about 'Elected Vice 
President  Attacked'?" 
	When everyone at the school heard the news the next day, 
Brad  announced that a DNA test will be done later today with the 
marks on  Fifi's face. Monty still felt angry because Brad didn't give 
up to  him. Monty was thinking of another plan. 
	That afternoon at 2:15, Brad made the next announcement. 
"In result,  the marks are from a pig." he said. Everyone was 
surprised. Brad  looked at Monty, laughing. In the the pocket he 
saw a hypnotizing  watch.  
	Brad met up with Monty after school. "Hey Monty." Brad 
said. "You  always want to become Class President. Right?" Monty 
nodded. "How  about this. Go to court and I'll argue about the Fifi 
thing. You're  my number one suspect. If you're guilty, you get the 
penalty. If  you're not guilty, you become Class President. What do 
you say.  
	Monty smiled. "It's a deal." 
	"I call Montana Max to the stand." said Monty's lawyer Don 
King.  "Monty. Would you hypnotize any one just to become Class 
President?" 
	Monty shook his head. "No way. I never did such a thing. I 
might have  wanted to be Class President, but I lost." he said.  
	"I have nothing to say." Don said.  
	Brad went up. "Monty. During campaign, Hamton's eyes 
were swirling. And he said he was voting for you. Explain your 
answer." he said.  
	"He just, might have been in a accident." Monty said.  
	Brad took something out of Monty's pocket. "Explain this. A 
rare, only available to you hypnotizing watch." he said.  
	"Your honor. He went into my client's pocket and got 
something my client owns." Don said.  
	"Shut your mouth. You may continue Brad." Judge Edo 
said.  
	"I would like to use Plucky as a sample of what this watch 
can do." Brad said.  Plucky went to Brad. "Now then." Brad flipped 
the watch in the air  and cought it. Plucky watched the watch 
hypnotize him. "Make an anvil  fall on you." Brad said. Plucky did 
so. "Wake up and forget why you  have an anvil on your head." 
Brad said. Plucky's eyes were normal.  
	"Hey, what's this anvil doing on my head?" Plucky asked.  
	"Order. Order." Judge Edo said. "Montana Max, I find you 
guilty of all  charges. First you must free Hamton from your control, 
then you'll  receive two weeks detention." 
	The next day, Fifi was health and ready to leave the hospital. 
Brad  arrived and visit her. "How are you doing?" he asked.  
	"Much better." Fifi said. "So, was Monty guilty?"  
	Brad smiled "Yep. Asst. Principal Warner is ready to name 
you Vice President of Acme Loo." Brad said. Fifi smiled.  
	Once the two left the hospital, Fifi kissed Brad right in the 
lips. "What was that for?" Brad said.  
	"It's for lots of zings." Fifi said. Brad then hugged Fifi.  
	For you, it's a happy ending. For Monty, "Don, come back 
here with  my money! You can't have the money unless I say so! 
Come back here!" 
	Also, Hamton is still mad at Brad. Look for them in battle 
another  time.




			The End
Cast (In appearance order): Montana Max, Buster Bunny, Bugs Bunny,  Babs
Bunny, Brad LePew, Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Elmyra, Sherly  McLoon, Asst.
Principal Jack Warner, Dennis Miller, Don King, and  Judge Lance Edo   Note:
If this becomes a cartoon, here are the people to do the voices  for the two
new characters. Brad voiced by Brad Pitt and Asst.  Principal Jack Warner
voiced by Phil Hartman. If in case Angela  Barker and Bob Schwhiter need to
be voiced, Angela voiced by Sandra  Bullock and Bob Schwhiter voiced by Jim
Carrey. Schwhiter   (Sh/wh/ite/er). Dennis Miller and Carrot Top will be
voiced by  themselves and be used if there is a series with the new
characters.