Die Barney Die, Prolouge by Urian Dang (udx@hotmail.com) Warning, this is a fan-fic containing TTSF(Tiny Toons Street Fighter) related material, and a lot of purple dinosaur hating. If you are offended by realistic Violence, this may be a good time to get a nice cheese sandwich. This fan-fic is dedicated to the destruction of Barney the Purple dinosaur. It was a dark and stormy night. Rain poured in the USA, there was one world ruler, and she was Princess Violet of the Samuri Pizza Cats. She became world leader and promised peace. But 2 years after becoming a leader, she was kidnapped by Barney, the Dinosaur who declares war. Meanwhile, out on the streets, there was a kid who calls himself Urian Dang X(udx for short). He was armed with the sword of Mana (it was a gift given by the world leader) as he approaches the world council. The person in charge of the council was Emperor Fred(Samuri Pizza Cats), and he had a lot of members in his council. Emperor Fred said: "Fa-red, Fa-red, Fa-red." "What does he mean?," mentioned Urian as Guido came to him and said "Princess Violet of the World has been kidnapped by Barney the purple dinosaur. We urge you to destroy, annilate, kill, kill, kill." "Alright, that's for me!" Urian Said as Emperor Fred made another message, which said "Rammabammabingbong." But Guido translate it to "You will be having only 3 members: Babs Bunny, Yakko Warner, and Pollyesther." "Oh great, I'm-a-going-to-hate-this." Urian Dang X blurted out as the Emperor laughed. "What's so funny?" Urian continues looking a Fred. Guido says "Emperor Fred thinks you may be a hero, but you act like a court jester." "I AM NOT, A COURT JESTER." Urian said as he instantly hits Guido Anchovis 10 times, making Guido bleed. "Oh no, I got TTSF fever." Guido complained, but he realized it wasn't that bad. "Whew, I though I was a goner." He said, before the Emperor made bigger laughing sounds. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!!!!" Guido cried out, as the emperor continued to laugh. "This is going to be a loooooooooooonnnnnnngggg episode" Urian said as Guido went nuts. "You know," he went on "You gotta see a doctor about that insanity. "Shut up and get me some beer." Guido said, but Urian said "Forget it. This is no Beer infomerical." Later, at the training room, Babs Bunny, Yakko Warner and Polly(Samuri Pizza Cats), was doing a little training. "You know, this purple dinosaur is sounding like that koopa king from Mario Bros" Polly said when she got a bullseye with her gun practice. "YEEESSSS. I won, I won, I won I, need a snack." She yelled "You know, this is becoming the strangest fan-fiction ever. A purple Dinosaur that is about to be murdered." Yakko said, as he practices his punches and kicks. Babs was remembering that Barney attacked her one time. Then she said " One time, Barney attacked me for no reason, then he said 'If you don't join our group, you will DIE!!!!!' Luckly, Buster calmed me down. I did get revenge however by planting a smoke bomb in Barney's house." "I hate that purple dinosaur" Yakko said. " It's too bad they don't have a organization in the universe that hates the purple dinosaur."(for a reality check, there is one deciated to the destruction of Barney, but you can only find it on the internet.) "This guy can really attack children who hate him." Babs said. Later, it was 12 o, clock and the 4 people who will head to Barney's island are prepaired. Their supplies are powerful weapons(mwa ha ha), tons of food, games, tools, and of course, a map of barney island. "Remember how dangerous that trip to Site B was?" Urian Dang said "Yeah, but you were named UDX." Babs said, "And you did remember that some of the dinosaurs were dangerous. But those dancing flowers were not on that island. How come? "For some reason, they just became extinct again." Urian said as they board the Mr B boat(this boat was formerly known as the S.S. Tiny tub, but was renamed because Buster didn't like that name) "What could have caused them to become extinct?" Yakko said. "Just shut up and lets head off" Urian said. Meanwhile, on Barney's island, Barney was holding Princess Vi hostage. "Put me down right now or I'll send you to Prisoner Island." Vi Said as she strangles to get out of the chain. Barney laughed out" Forget it. I know your plan. Years ago, you became ruler of Asia. But 2 years ago, you became the world leader. I wanted to become world leader, but everyone wanted me dead. From this day, those that I don't like, will die. My hoard of Dancing Flowers will prevent anyone from reaching shore. My clones will attack anyone who survives. And the fans will make mince meat out of anyone on my mountains." "You are insane." Princess Vi screamed. "Why did you kidnap me?" "It is tragetic." Barney said. "You sent the whole Swat team, the U.S. Millitary, even the earth defense project after me. Now I shall overthrow you after I kill those coming to Barney Island. I knew their plan while trying to prevent Stickley Ricketts from capturing the classic toons. I have some of the classic toons in my collection. Like the dancing flowers, and a bunch of bongs, and a donald duckosaurus."(For a reality check, this is the seaquel to the lost world, where me, Babs, Yakko, and Polly have 2 objectives. 1: Find the rest of the classic toons not found in the lost world, 2: Destroy Barney, the purple dinosaur). "You are insane, again" Princess Vi says "Hahahahaha." Barney laughed. Meanwhile, on the coast of Barney Island, the 4 were sneaking from the flowers. "Careful, one false step and we're toast." Urian Said, but however, the flowers knew the team were coming and started to attack. "AAcckkkk1111" Polly said "What are the ones for Polly?" Urian Said "Just a mistake." Polly replyed. "However, our mistake will become mincemeat." Babs screamed "RUN!!" The team ran till they ran into a bunch of Bongs "Wait a minute." Urian Said, "These are the toons that Barney created. He must have brainwashed them to make them his slaves." "We got to do something." Babs said "Too Bad we can't. We have to destroy Barney." Yakko mentioned. "Let's RUN" Urian Said as the 4 ran from the bongs. "I had a close incounter with the bongs in the first TTA fanfic, Jurrassic Duck." Babs said, but Urian said "Never mind about that, there's a big lake we could use to get away from the bongs." All four jumped in the lake and began to swim for 30 minutes. "This is long." Polly mentioned, but when she looked down, she began to scream at a bunch of hungry fish. "Hey, those are classic fish." Urian said as the fish began to swim towards them. The 4 swam from the fish and were about to tire when one of the fish bit Urian. "Yeeeeoooouuuuuccccchhhhhh." Urian mentioned as he jumped out of the water and ran to shore, but collided with a yellow trunk of a tree? When the other 3 got out of the water, they noticed Urian that collided with the trunk, which is actually a leg. "Uh, Urian, what's white, a duck, and from disney." Babs said, as she gasped at a huge Donald Duck standing as tall as the Daffyosaurus. "My, what big feet you have." Urian said as he got crushed by one of Donald's hands. "And what big muscles you got." Urian continued. "Why this part? You were supposed to be killed." Polly said, but Donald replyed " Sorry, it was the only part I have. "Don't count on it." Urian said, still in a trance. "Besides, Mickey has a grudge against someone." Donald said. "Who, Bugs Bunny?" Yakko said. "No, Mario." Donald said. "WHAT? SOME DISNEY MOUSE HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST MARIO? Urian yelled out, but Donald was about to grab him when he instead, grabbed the girls. "Heeeellllllppppppppp" Polly said. "I wish Buster was in this episodes." Babs said. "He makes a cameo. You are one of the stars" Urian said "Besides, for a compadiable TTA fanfic, I can include anyone as long as there is a Tiny Toon in it." Then Urian gets out a huge mallet and smashes Donald. Small feathers were flying everywhere. Babs and Polly were released. "Thanks, we owe you one." Babs said. "No time, we got to get a move on." Urian said as they continued into the barney woods. But they weren't alone. "Times like this will give me goosebumps." Polly said. "No time for memories." Urian said. But while walking, a group of Barney fans attacked the 4. "You are under arrest by the order of Barney the purple dinosaur." One fan said. "Forget it, punks." Urian said. "I said get a move on." Another fan said. "I'm not obeying any one." Polly said "Don't make us mad." Another fan said "Sure, go ahead." Babs said. "We could perform stunts the censors won't let the viewers see." Another fan said "So what else is new." Yakko said "Attack" Someone said, but before the barney fans could attack, Urian got out his Mana Sword and performed his X slash, sending the Fans to defeat. "We haven't got to see the barney clones." Urian said, but the barney clones appeared "So much for asking." Babs said. The barney clones were moving in, but Polly performed the heart slash to get rid of them. "That was quick." Urian Said "If you though that was interesting, wait till you see Babs's signature move." Polly said. All of a sudden, the fans and the clones began to chase them. "Why are the fans attacking me?" Urian said "I just quit." "You are a tratior, why did you leave Barney after you destroyed his soul, brining him back to life?" One of the fans said. "It was for a good purpose."Urian said "To be a knight of Mana." "Barney doesn't like knights of Mana." The leader said. "Too bad he kidnapped the princess." "You don't have to say the plot twice." Urian said. They were being chased till they reached the Super Dee Duper Barney Land theme park. "What is this place?" Urian said "This looks like a disneyland rejectment." Babs said Yakko looks at the sign "Super Dee Duper Barney Land, eh?" Yakko said, but before anyone else could talk, someone attacked everyone else and it was a pair of bongs. "Oh no, not these guys again. Urian said "RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNN!" Polly said as everyone began to run, but to a roller coaster. Urian, Babs, Yakko, and Polly boarded one and the cart began to move. The bongs also boarded one and it began to move and catch up to the 4 heroes. "Oh man,we're dead meat!" Babs said. "What do you mean by that?" Urian Said "Nothing." Babs said. "We'll be nothing if those bongs defeat us." Polly said. "You just said something appropriate." Urian said. Polly got so mad, she swiped her claws at Urian, forcing Urian to hit the rockets button. "Alright, we found the boosters." Urian said. "All because of your lazyness." Yakko said. "Nobody calls me lazy." Urian said Babs began to talk "Well, I remember when..." "No time for memories." Urian said. "We got to get out of here." When Urian push the flight button, the cart went flying as the 4 rocketed to one of the airships. As for the bongs, well, they rocketed into a wall and a belch sound occurs. "Alright, who mixed up the sound fx?" Urian said before the cart landed on one of the airships. "Woah, we must be on one of the airships." Babs said. Urian, Yakko and Polly were too busy to answer when flying barney fans with capes started to attack the four. "Someone let out the birds for no reason." Urian said. "So, let's attack." Polly said. "Remember, one false move and we'll be fish food." Yakko said, before everyone started to attack the flying barney clones. Each took care of a lot of clones, which was 12. There were 36 clones to fight off against. But more clones started to attack. One grabbed Babs and she went flying. "I'll save you." Yakko said as he used his whip to rescue Babs. "Whew, that was close." Babs said. "I though I was going to be a goner." "It's not over yet" Urian said. "Let's pilot one of these airships." "Now why didn't I think of that" Polly said as everyone went into the airship's control room. "Hope we got insurance." Yakko said. "Stop talking about insurance you black bug." Urian said. "Who are you calling black bug?" Yakko said as Polly began to pilot the airship. The airship landed at the bottom of a icy mountain. The mountain was crawling with Barney fans. "I hate this" Yakko said. "Okay, we'll speed things up." Urian said as they began to climb the mountain and every fan they faced earned a cold weggie. "This coldness is getting me the freezies." Babs complained. "Don't worry, we are almost at the top of this mountain." Urian said, till a yeti appeared. The yeti was mean and hungry. It didn't mind what it ate. He even likes to eat some of the snow. "I'm too chicken to take on that monster." Yakko said as he standed next to Babs and Polly. "Oh, yeah, I'll show him." Urian said as he started to get out a feather and tickled his nose. The yeti made a sneeze that sent him flying off the mountain. He landed on the huge donald duck, that knocked them senseless. "Now where did you get the idea of making him sneeze?" Babs said. "You guys perform that trick." Urian said. "No time for that, we got to get to that volcano." Yakko said, but then, Polly found something. "Guys, I found something." Polly said. Urian examined it and it was a piece of a puzzle key. "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, we found a piece of the puzzle." Urian said, as he jumped with delight, Too bad he slips and starts rolling, trainsforming into a human snowball rolling towards the volcano. Luckily he didn't fall in, otherwise this stupid episode would have ended early. "Are you all right?" Polly and Babs said. "Yep, I'm all right. But there's the other piece across that volcano." Urian said as the others were on a safe spot with him. "How are we going to cross that volcano without scorchering ourselves?" Yakko said. "Too bad we don't have any fireproof armor." Urian said, but before they came up with a plan, barney fans attacked from the air. "Woah, we got a air raid alert." Polly said as she starts to freak out. One of the fans attacked Urian and sended him into the lava, Urian got his tooshie burnt for 30 seconds. When he landed, he collected the other half of the puzzle key. "Well that paid off. And my chiropractor is going to be rich." Urian said. But before the fans made another attack, the 4 retreated to the castle of Barney, which is between the snowy mountain and the volcano. "It's been a long episode." Urian said. But we made it with the key." Babs said. No time for stalling." Polly said. Insert it, now." Yakko demanded. Uian inserted the key and the doors opened. Inside, a group of Barney fans ambushed the crew. They were all taken hostage. At the top, were the 4 being taken by the fans to Barney "Sir Barney, these invaders made it to the top with the puzzle key." One of the fans said. "So, I finally captured the heroes of this boring fan-fiction." Barney said. "It ain't boring." Babs said. "Actually it is, wimp." Another fan said. "My plan is to take over the tta-fanfic site, as well as the BOTVGH site." Barney said. "You can't do that." Polly said. "Oh yes I can." Barney said. "With 5 people as my hostages for Fan-fiction domination. "Boy is Kevin going to be in trouble when he hears about this." Urian said. "What are we going to do?" Yakko said. "Leave it to me." Urian says as he communicates with Martin, Kevin, and a few members of the Battle Of The Video Game Heroes. Back at base.. "Oh my god, Urian has been captured by Barney the Dinosaur." Martin said. "And he plans to capture all of the fan-fiction site." Kevin says. "There goes my promotion." Just then, Mario appeared. "What's-a-going-on-here?" Mario said. "Bad news," Kevin said. "Urian has been kidnapped." "They need our help" Bowser says "If barney succedes, we're doomed." "Too bad they don't have what we have." A mysterious voice said as Buster Bunny appeared. "What's up Buster?" Martin said. "We have the one gadget they don't have." Buster said. "Is it Fire flowers?"Mario said. "Can it be pizza?" Martin said "Will it be bombs?" Kevin said "Or maybe a koopa attack?" Bowser said. "No, it's Vegetables." Buster said. "Oh, vegetables." The others said. "C'mon." Buster announced "We got a job to do." And as he says that, the others ran over him and went inside the jet. "Oww." Buster says in pain as he reshapes himself and jumps into the plane and it takes off. Back at barney's castle... "Oh no, enemy alert." Barney says. "Destroy the plane." "Ay ay, Barney." The fans said as they get out their guns and started to fire, but didn't realize that the plane is bulletproof. "That's what they think." Buster said as he parks his plane in front of Barney's castle and gets off. "Let's take these goons out." Mario said as he, Bowser, Martin and Kevin starts to attack the fan with Vegetables. "Not vegetables." One fan said as he gets knocked out. "Barney, you, Baby Bop and BJ are on your own." Another says as all of the fans fall off and since no one dies in this first episode, they get bruised badly. "C'mon guys, let's get outta here." Barney says as Baby Bop and BJ heads for the flying barney with Princess Vi. "Let go of me you cad." Princess Vi said Bu back at the castle." Buster frees Urian, Babs, Yakko, and Polly. "They're getting away." Bowser says. "Don't worry, I'm on my own," Urian said as he jums into the flying barney as it takes. "Good luck." Martin says "You'll need it" Kevin says as the others board the plane and board the MR B boat into the plane. "Hope he''l be okay." Polly said On the flying barney... "Why did you leave us?" Barney said "There has to be a reason why you left us." "Help Urian." Princess Vi repeately screamed. "It was for the good of the earth." Urian said. (Time for a recap here. After Barney was shot by the swat team, his soul attacked everything in sight. Urian was destined enough to pull out the Mana sword and saved the world by destroying the soul of barney, but Barney was resurrected and a jeweled heart was made. Noticing Barney might control his mind to take over the TTA fanfic site, Urian left to become a Mana knight, that is how he got a chance at rescuing the princess.) "So you ran because you might think I want to control your brain." Barney said "Join me, and you will be granted immortality." "Sorry, don't need it." Urian said as he attacked Barney with the sword. "Baby Bop, BJ, control him." Barney said "He and the Princess still will make returning Barney fans" "With pleasure." BJ says as he uses his staff to knock out Urian. When Urian woke up, he and the princess were tied together and had no use to get out of it. "Darn" Urian said "Now how are we going to get out?" "Barney has a evil mind of his own." Princess Vi "What?" Urian said "He is using children as his own men to take over earth and all of the Fan-fiction sites." Princess Vi continued. "He was trying to use me for a stunt duck?" Urian said "I'll show him as soon as I get out of this rope." "Uh, Urian, your sword is guarded by BJ." Princess Vi said "And BJ is guarding us." "Leave it to me." Urian said. "Hey, BJ." What man." BJ said "Want a cookie?" Urian said "Alright man." BJ said as he jumps, but Urian ducks and BJ goes out the window. Urian grabs the Sword and breaks him and Vi free. "Okay, time for action." Urian said. "What now?" Vi said "We get rid of Barney" Urian said The two sneeks up on Baby Bop and grabs her. "Barney, Help me." Baby bop said. "Don't worry, I'll save you." Barney said, but before he can move, Vi glued Barney down to the floor and Urian threw Baby Bop out of the window. "Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me." Baby Bop said. "Hey, I can't move." Barney said "Not only that, but I will perform a move sending you out of the window." Urian said as he charges up his sword and fires the X slash, sending Barney flying out the window. "You are going to pay for this." Barney said while tumbling into the ocean. "Case close." Urian said. "Let's get out of here." Vi said as the 2 jumped from the flying barney as it crashed at the castle. The 2 landed on the plane, where they headed home. Later "It's good to be back home." Urian said "That battle with barney was a true nightmare to the Tiny Toons." Babs said "And Pizza cats." Polly said "Don't forget Video Game Heroes." Bowser added. "And let's not to mention, Fan-fiction artists." Kevin said Later, "What has Urian been doing?" Brain said "He rescued a princess from Barney the Dinosaur." Pinky said. "Urian shall be a new member to ABC." Brain said "You don't say." Pinky said "Yes, the Anti Barney Corporation." Brain said. "With it, we shall find the weakness of Barney the dinosaur. It is said that only the one who owns the Mana sword can destroy Barney the Dinosaur." "You are going to choose him?" Pinky said "YES!!" Brain said But at Barney's castle, Barney, Baby Bop and BJ weren't dead, but back waiting for revenge "Urian Dang X, you may have defeated us, but there will be battles in the future." "Your world and fan-fiction shall be ours." BJ said "You will be on our side." Baby Bop said "And I shall be world leader." Barney said All 3 dinosaurs laughed till a big cow fell on them "Blasted cow." Barney said Coming soon, Part 1 of DIE BARNEY DIE Next episode: Princess Violet has been overthrown by Barney. Next time on Tiny Toons meets the Pizza Cats, series 1, DIE BARNEY DIE