Subject: Re: TTA Fan-Fict Guide. From: Plato Date: Sun, 2 Jul 1995 16:29:18 -0600 Message-ID: HKUriah (hkuriah@aol.com) guides: >The Tiny Toon Adventures Fan-Fiction Reference Guide v1.1 >maintained by Kevin Mickel (HKUriah@AOL.com) Good work! This is a great idea! >It is my intention that this Guide never be "finished" as I hope that I >will often need to add information about new stories to it. I hope so too. And maybe I can help a little in that department -- I have a bunch of stories I'm working on. The only problem is, I get ideas faster than I can write 'em. Anyway, I thought I'd let you all in on some the plots I'm trying to finish...: Buster's Guide to Unconsomme' Romance Buster, Babs, Elmer, Elmyra, Pete Puma, Shirley, Babs' Mom, Fifi, Mortimer, Ferdie, Hamton, Sweetie, Furball, Montel, Shirley, Jenny, Jeraldo, Oprah, Gertie the Dinosaur Babs challenges Elymra to a contest to see whose soup Buster likes best. Elmyra spikes Babs's delightful carrot-broth with a crate of OXO cubes. Then she lures Buster back to her house by getting Calamity to prepare a mouth-watering pot of Acme 2000 Cream of Carrot Soup, and Babs has to turn Buster to soup to free him. Buster and Babs try to put the whole horrible ordeal behind them, but not before they're scared one final time -- when they realise that there's nothing they can do to stop the author writing more stories like this. _____ Buster & Babs: No Elation? Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Elmyra, Bugs, Heckling Hare, Monty. It seems that Buster and Babs are having trouble getting along. After two fights, Babs gets tired of watching the hockey game, so she leaves Buster in a macho-sports-induced coma, and heads for the opera. There she meets Hector Hare, but there is more to his affection for Babs than meets the eye. (You'll have to go to .fandom for that.) When all is said and done, things are back to normal between Buster and Babs, but there are indications they'll be getting closer in the future as Acme Acres is awarded the first franchise in the Operatic Football League (OFL). _____ What's In A Nome? Buster, Babs, Bugs Bunny, Bug's Bunny, Elmer Fudd, L. Myrrh Fudd, Porky Pig, Pork E. Pig, Betty Boop, Popeye, Mickey Mouse, Mikey Mouse, $crooge McDuck, Go-Go. Special Live Action Guest Stars: Rita MacNeil and Steven Guttenberg. In this follow up to "Buster and Babs: No Elation?", Buster and Babs head to Alaska for some sight-seeing. Along the way, Buster lets Babs in on a very important secret concerning his past -- he was raised by Eskimos. (Unfortunately, he wasn't wearing any pants, which explains why he turned blue.) They run across Scrooge McDuck, who is prospecting for gold, but Babs and Buster find it first, which is good, 'cause then they can pay for all these big name cameos. Finally, Buster proclaims his true feelings for Babs -- all warm and squishy. (Either that, or he sat in something.) _____ And That's A Wrapper! Hamton, Fifi, Shirley, Plucky, Babs, Buster, Bugs, Monty, Elmyra, Arnold, Arnolda, Harriet's magic hats. A follow up to "What's in a Nome?" that brings certain threads back to a.t.t-t you hoped were gone for good. Set on Valentines' Day, the story has each of the major toon guys (not to mention the corporal and private toon guys) giving chocolates to their girls. Monty's present to Elmyra provides the conflict that sets many events in motion, or at least the plot for this story, when she dumps the wrapper on the ground. Soon the whole of Acme Acres is covered in litter, and it's up to Gogo to clean it up. (By taking his head by the nose and tipping it off his neck to spear trash with the spike of his closed umbrella.) Gogo has plenty to say about this, and it ain't "Oh-voh-dee-oh-doh!" (The censors won't let me say what it is.) _____ A Short, Short, Short, Short, Short Short Short Story Judge Reinhold, Fifi, Hamton One day Hamton sees Fifi stop Judge Reinhold on the street to ask for directions to the new ice cream shop. Hamton rushes to her side and volunteers to escort her there. When they arrive, Hamton offers to buy Fifi a banana split, but just as she opens her mouth to accept, he notices an eating contest at the pizza parlour across the street. He stuffs a dollar in Fifi's hand and dashes over in a (banana-)split second, leaving Fifi with a slightly confused, slightly stunned look on her face. That's not the summary of the story, that's the whole thing. (I *said* it was short!) _____ The Question Buster, Babs, Steven, Plucky, Calamity, A Horrible Monster, Shirley To be or not to be, that's the theme of this p-sychological thriller. Up to this point, Acme Acres has been destroyed, apparently by some weird experiment of Steven's, and as far as he knows, Mr. Skullhead is the only Toonster left alive. However, eventually Elmyra turns up, and the others are found to be making brief cameo appearances. The story ends happily with all the Tiny Toons resurrected only slightly butchered on Hallowe'en^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H in the middle of May. _____ What's the Point? This isn't actually one of stories I'm trying to finish, it's just what everybody asks when I tell them I'm trying finish these stories. > Now if there was only someway to forward a copy of this thing >to Mr. Spielberg... ...it would *guarantee* the end of Tiny Toons forever!!! - David "Sherri Stoner, eat yer heart out" Green